Yet another HNB rant, according to popular demand. This will be . . .
interesting; I must warn you now. If you do not enjoy random insanity then
leave now. Today's theme: Jealous Noodle Boy in Love. This should prove to
be quite entertaining. Enjoy.
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AHH! MY RABID YET LOVABLE SNOT-BALL PASSES! HAND IN DECOMPOSING TENTACLE-LIKE HAND WITH A CONDOM SPAT MEATBALL! WHAT COW-LIKE ADHESIVE TAPE IS THIS?! 'TIS IMPOSSIBLE TO RIDICULE YOU WITH MY PASTEBOARDS OF FLOPPINESS, SO I SHALL SIMPLY PELT YOU WITH BEANIE BABIES IN A COUNTERFEITING FASHION! MY BEAVER, IT FEVERS FOR EVEN STEVENS! IT MUST MUNCH ON THE INGROWN TOENAIL THAT IS HIS SISTER! WORSHIP THE INFECTED BLISTER, FOR CANADA IS MADE OF FLOATING CHEESEBURGERS! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG, YOU ARE THE BADGER OF MY DREAMS! GIVE ME YOUR GUM LINE AND PRANCE LIKE THE SUBWAY WORKER YOU ARE!
CAN I COMPARE THEE TO A WET DOG IN THE SUMMER DOOR HANGERS? FLINGING CRICKETS IN DOOM-PREPARING PARABOLAS WHO WATCH WILL AND GRACE? MY HEART WILL EXPLODE INTO RASPBERRY POP TARTS AT YOUR SLIGHTEST SMELLY SOCK THROWING! OH SPLEEN! MY SPINAL CORD RUPTURED! WHAT ALKA-SELTZER COULD STOP ME FROM THROWING MYSELF BEFORE YOUR ATHLETE'S FOOT INFESTED GERBIL POPULATIONS!?? DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD! SMELL MY BACK HAIR FOR IT WILLS YOU TO BECOME A GARBAGE MAN! STAIN THE TERRACOTTA PLANTS, THEY EAT AND GROW LARGE!
BUT HARK! I LIVE TO SEE THE SAMURAI RECTUMS! HERE, YOU HAVE NICE MOLARS! LEND ME YOUR STEERING WHEELS AND NOSTRIL HAIR, FOR I NEED A WEDDING GIFT FOR THE KILLER BRAS! MOO MOO, I'M VOODOO CURSING YOU, SO SPIT OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND FROST THE COCONUTS! LET'S ALL MURDER RICHARD NIXON, HE SMELLS OF PAINT AND PENCIL SHAVINGS! RECTUM SPPEGETTI! RECTUM SPPEGETTI! GIVE ME YOU'RE MAGICAL MARSHMALLOWS! THE VELCRO! IT COMMANDS ME TO LOVE YOU, OH MOTHERBOARD OF BOA CONSTRICTORS! THIS POKEMON IS DEAD! BOOYAH!
At this point my head explodes. BOOYAH!
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The doom is done.
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AHH! MY RABID YET LOVABLE SNOT-BALL PASSES! HAND IN DECOMPOSING TENTACLE-LIKE HAND WITH A CONDOM SPAT MEATBALL! WHAT COW-LIKE ADHESIVE TAPE IS THIS?! 'TIS IMPOSSIBLE TO RIDICULE YOU WITH MY PASTEBOARDS OF FLOPPINESS, SO I SHALL SIMPLY PELT YOU WITH BEANIE BABIES IN A COUNTERFEITING FASHION! MY BEAVER, IT FEVERS FOR EVEN STEVENS! IT MUST MUNCH ON THE INGROWN TOENAIL THAT IS HIS SISTER! WORSHIP THE INFECTED BLISTER, FOR CANADA IS MADE OF FLOATING CHEESEBURGERS! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG, YOU ARE THE BADGER OF MY DREAMS! GIVE ME YOUR GUM LINE AND PRANCE LIKE THE SUBWAY WORKER YOU ARE!
CAN I COMPARE THEE TO A WET DOG IN THE SUMMER DOOR HANGERS? FLINGING CRICKETS IN DOOM-PREPARING PARABOLAS WHO WATCH WILL AND GRACE? MY HEART WILL EXPLODE INTO RASPBERRY POP TARTS AT YOUR SLIGHTEST SMELLY SOCK THROWING! OH SPLEEN! MY SPINAL CORD RUPTURED! WHAT ALKA-SELTZER COULD STOP ME FROM THROWING MYSELF BEFORE YOUR ATHLETE'S FOOT INFESTED GERBIL POPULATIONS!?? DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD! SMELL MY BACK HAIR FOR IT WILLS YOU TO BECOME A GARBAGE MAN! STAIN THE TERRACOTTA PLANTS, THEY EAT AND GROW LARGE!
BUT HARK! I LIVE TO SEE THE SAMURAI RECTUMS! HERE, YOU HAVE NICE MOLARS! LEND ME YOUR STEERING WHEELS AND NOSTRIL HAIR, FOR I NEED A WEDDING GIFT FOR THE KILLER BRAS! MOO MOO, I'M VOODOO CURSING YOU, SO SPIT OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND FROST THE COCONUTS! LET'S ALL MURDER RICHARD NIXON, HE SMELLS OF PAINT AND PENCIL SHAVINGS! RECTUM SPPEGETTI! RECTUM SPPEGETTI! GIVE ME YOU'RE MAGICAL MARSHMALLOWS! THE VELCRO! IT COMMANDS ME TO LOVE YOU, OH MOTHERBOARD OF BOA CONSTRICTORS! THIS POKEMON IS DEAD! BOOYAH!
At this point my head explodes. BOOYAH!
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The doom is done.