Interview with a Weasel
Disclaimer: This is my take on Percy's view before Voldemort is discovered to have returned. All of the characters present aren't mine and are J K Rowling's. If you like what you read, please become a member at wizardingworld.cjb.net and post your own fanfics. Thank you.
Interviewer: Good evening Mr. Weasley.
Percy: Actually, my new name is Percy Fudge. My good friend, Cornelius, the Minister of Magic, has taken me under his wing after the problems I've been having with my so-called family.
Cornelius: (from another room) Can you get me a cup of tea, Perkins?
Percy: (slightly embarassed) Certainly, lovey.I mean sir.
Cornelius: And while you're at it, you can give me a foot rub and pedicure.
Percy: Could we move this interview to the other room?
Interviewer: Whatever is at your convenience.
(They move into another room and settle down)
Interviewer: (clearing throat) Well, Mr. Fudge. How do you feel about Harry Potter?
Percy: (nods head smugly while massaging Cornelius' toes) Yes, I knew he was trouble from the start. Anyone my former parents like must be deranged. I remember how he used to faint in school, very pathetic. And he actually thinks that Voldemort is back? HA!
(A door opens and in walks a suspicious looking man wearing a black cloak with a hood)
Masked Man: Oh! (starts to leave)
Cornelius: Wait a minute! Come back here! Who are you?
Masked Man: I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMA..I mean, I'm the exterminator. Which way to the Department of Mysteries? They're having a roach problem in the prophecy room.
Cornelius: (lazily) Oh, down the stairs and to your right. You should come to a circular room. You should be able to find it from there.
(the masked man hurries from the room)
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Disclaimer: This is my take on Percy's view before Voldemort is discovered to have returned. All of the characters present aren't mine and are J K Rowling's. If you like what you read, please become a member at wizardingworld.cjb.net and post your own fanfics. Thank you.
Interviewer: Good evening Mr. Weasley.
Percy: Actually, my new name is Percy Fudge. My good friend, Cornelius, the Minister of Magic, has taken me under his wing after the problems I've been having with my so-called family.
Cornelius: (from another room) Can you get me a cup of tea, Perkins?
Percy: (slightly embarassed) Certainly, lovey.I mean sir.
Cornelius: And while you're at it, you can give me a foot rub and pedicure.
Percy: Could we move this interview to the other room?
Interviewer: Whatever is at your convenience.
(They move into another room and settle down)
Interviewer: (clearing throat) Well, Mr. Fudge. How do you feel about Harry Potter?
Percy: (nods head smugly while massaging Cornelius' toes) Yes, I knew he was trouble from the start. Anyone my former parents like must be deranged. I remember how he used to faint in school, very pathetic. And he actually thinks that Voldemort is back? HA!
(A door opens and in walks a suspicious looking man wearing a black cloak with a hood)
Masked Man: Oh! (starts to leave)
Cornelius: Wait a minute! Come back here! Who are you?
Masked Man: I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMA..I mean, I'm the exterminator. Which way to the Department of Mysteries? They're having a roach problem in the prophecy room.
Cornelius: (lazily) Oh, down the stairs and to your right. You should come to a circular room. You should be able to find it from there.
(the masked man hurries from the room)
A/N What do you think so far? Please R/R and visit my board. I need members. Thanks.