T2M Evilness Challenge by NachoManLance
Disclaimer: The T2M members and select anime characters are owned by their respected,..well, owners. Not like I would want to have my own Shinobu anyway...*cries quietly*
Note: Yeah, I know it's a little late. But this was a plot that couldn't just leave me. And I blame you Akiko!
Akiko: *innocent look* What?
You know what I'm talking about....anyway, here's some mini-plots all rolled up into one nice story, which will hopefully gain SOME recognition *jerks thumb at empty review section*
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Trotting happily down the hallway of Hinata Sou, Lance Waymire hums a happy tune to himself while taking a deep breath of the fresh air. Life is so GRAND that he couldn't hold back his urge to take a happy little walk down the many scenic parts of his new home. Living at Hinata Sou with all his friends and hooking up with Shinobu,..nothing seemed to turn down this man's spirits.
He turns the corner and heads toward his room, which is one floor above Kitsune. He walks inside, expecting to see his room completely stashed with nachos, nacho posters, nacho sculptures, and other miscellaneous nacho related items.
Nope. Not today...
Instead he found the room bare of everything: futon, furniture, nacho stuff, Shinobu shrine,....everything. He stood there for a long while, staring blankly at the horrific site before him and slowly bubbling all the anger, and rage that was swelling inside him. Finally he let it alllll out.
"OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!!"
Everyone who was in a two-mile radius could hear his screams like it was right in their ear. Lance suddenly couldn't think. He couldn't move, he couldn't scream,....because all of what he cherished most has disappeared. Never to come back.
~Two hours later~
"Has anyone seen Lance-kun?" Shinobu asked everyone at the table. It was dinner, and she served a fine Mexican specialty: enchiladas. And Lance wasn't anywhere to be found. At those words everyone suddenly realized he wasn't at his seat wholfing down his food. They all grew very worried.
"Do you think he went out tonight?" Naru asked.
"No way, " said Talon, his whiskers perking up, "He would never miss out on Shinobu's cooking. Especially on Mexican Night."
"Maybe he went to Taro's place or something.." Kitsune said thoughtfully. "You know he always holds some good booze there."
"But Lance isn't old enough to drink!" Shinobu protested.
"Calm down everyone," said a voice behind them, "I just saw him run off awhile ago."
Everyone turns and sees Haruka by the doorway, a cigarette hanging from her lips.
"It was strange though," she continued, "He was on all fours and crawling down the stairs like an Olympic runner."
"Are you sure it was him, Auntie?" Keitaro asked. Haruka proceeded to kick his @%^#
"Still, I'm a little worried about him." said Talon, standing up. "I'm gonna go and get him."
"Be careful, Talon." said Shinobu softly as he left the kitchen.
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I'm working on the second chapter now, so don't leave yet!
R/R please! The ?Oh shit, Evil Members? Challenge 1. You, not anyone else, will take an evil streak. If your Author!Self ain?t usually evil, then make a damn fine excuse why. Lab explosion (Talon?), hypnosis (Taro?), or sudden spilt personality (Lance?). 2. If you are slightly evil, they must be ONE person you have doubts about betraying. That person will probably save you from yourself. It?s a family thing/ romance thing. 3. Choose one or more of the following mini-challenges. (from 4. To 10.) 4. [Sans- Nueva] At some point, Nueva must sprout reasons why you shouldn?t do whatever you?re planning. 5. [Sans-Taro] Taro MUST at some point attack you, decked out in his cool armor. 6. [Sans-Lance] Lance must (of course) suffer a Nacho tragedy. Poor guy. 7. [Sans-Lucia(ME!)] Lucia must be shown with her pirate captain hat with you nearby (when you?re Evil!You). Her hat doesn?t survive the encounter whether you steal it or set afire, or what. This seriously pisses her off. If you aren?t Talon, Talon restrains her from killing you. 8. [Sans-Talon] Talon must get a nosebleed, Keitaro-style. (meaning NOT by being harmed) 9. [Sans-Silver] *giggles* Silver must be called ?Silvy? and then she must swear colorfully. Not anything like ?fuck? or such. REALLY bad swearing. No doing that ?S***? thing either. 10. [Sans-Samuel] Nueva punches Samuel for insulting the French again. 11. THIS MUST BE AT LEAST 3000 WORDS LONG!!!! 12. You are eventually turned back to good. 13. At least two fights must take place in the story. No more than six. 14. Be a fuckin? badass! Now?s the time! 15. Post this at the bottom of each chapter so I can check it.