T2M Evilness Challenge, by NachoManLance

Disclaimer: I don't own anybody, anything, anywhere, anywhat, and nothing. *re-reads line* Wow, it shocks me that it makes sense...

Note: The third and definetly not the last part of the evil challenge given by Lucia. This had better count, btw....

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Taro M.D began to sweat with concentration, and he held an empty Mike's Hard Lemonade bottle in one hand, and balancing a whole pyramid of other empty Mike's bottles. Today he would complete his two-year dream and balance a whole pyramid of booze. It took him around a hundred hangovers and some costly Mike's, but it was all worth it.

"C'mon, baby..." he whispered to himself, lowering the bottle onto the top.

Shutting his eyes tight, he made his move.

He blinked and looked up. The bottle had reached the top and stood proudly above the others.

Taro began to cry with tears of joy streaming down his face. He jumped down from the ladder and started dancing like it was New Years Eve and booze was free. He was careful not to get too close to the towering pyramid, knowing all to well that his life's dream would shatter to pieces if it collapsed. No, really...

Suddenly there was a knock at his door. Thinking it was the press getting a report, he happily answered it with a broad smile on his face.

"Yes, please come in! Questions will be-Oh, hi Lancey boy."

The young author crawls in on all fours and sniffs the air. Taro just looks down at him with a confused and somewhat worried look. "What...are you doing?"

"Preciousss, must find the precioussss...." Lance hissed, as he pranced around the house.

Taro sweatdropped as he followed Lance around the house, until they both stopped in front of the huge pyramid of booze. Lance stared at the pyramid with wide eyes.

Taro smiled, noticing his attention to his masterpiece. "It's a beauty, isn't it? Built it myself!"

"Preeeee-cioussss...." was all Lance could mutter. He slowly crawled closer to the pyramid.

Taro immediatly grew uneasy as he got closer. "Wait Lance, don't go near-!"

But it was too late. With a maniacal laughter and a couple of wheezes, Lance rammed himself into the pyramid and collapsed it. Shattered glass littered the floor and the once proud standing pyramid of booze was now no more. As the last bottle fell to the ground with a crash, Taro unleashed the evil side in him that had been held back for so long. Decked out in his awesome armor, He approaches Lance with anger flaring out of him.

"I WILL SMITE YOU WITH ALL THE STRENGTH I POSESS!!!" he shouted.

With amazing speed Taro rushes toward him with a fireball burning on his fingertips. With a shout he shoots it, zooming closer and closer to the helpless Lance. On instinct Lance dodges it-barely.

"HA! I got you now you little punk!!" Taro yells. He shoots another fireball toward Lance, only a bigger one.

At the last second, Talon moves forward and pushes Lance out of the way. Talon gets singed only a little, but Lance is perfectly fine. Taro stops glowing red and looks at Talon and Lance in hatred.

"Talon?! What do you think you're doing?!?" he yelled.

"Taro, try to calm down." Talon said in a calm tone. "This isn't the Lance we know. Something must have made him gone crazy."

"You mean you saw the whole thing?" Talon nodded.

"So don't try and kill him just yet, first we-wait, where is he?"

They both look around and find that Lance is nowhere to be found. They search the flat but still aren't able to locate him.

"Oh great, he's on the loose again." Talon sighed.

"We can't leave him out there to create more havoc!" Taro exclaimed fearfully.

"You're right," Talon nodded, "Let's get going."

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Ran out of time AGAIN, but more will come soon!

R/R please!

The "Oh shit, Evil Members" Challenge

1. You, not anyone else, will take an evil streak. If your Author!Self ain't usually evil, then make a damn fine excuse why. Lab explosion (Talon?), hypnosis (Taro?), or sudden spilt personality (Lance?).

2. If you are slightly evil, they must be ONE person you have doubts about betraying. That person will probably save you from yourself. It's a family thing/ romance thing.

3. Choose one or more of the following mini-challenges. (from 4. To 10.)

4. [Sans- Nueva] At some point, Nueva must sprout reasons why you shouldn't do whatever you're planning.

5. [Sans-Taro] Taro MUST at some point attack you, decked out in his cool armor.

6. [Sans-Lance] Lance must (of course) suffer a Nacho tragedy. Poor guy.

7. [Sans-Lucia(ME!)] Lucia must be shown with her pirate captain hat with you nearby (when you're Evil!You). Her hat doesn't survive the encounter whether you steal it or set afire, or what. This seriously pisses her off. If you aren't Talon, Talon restrains her from killing you.

8. [Sans-Talon] Talon must get a nosebleed, Keitaro-style. (meaning NOT by being harmed)

9. [Sans-Silver] *giggles* Silver must be called "Silvy" and then she must swear colorfully. Not anything like "fuck" or such. REALLY bad swearing. No doing that "S***" thing either.

10. [Sans-Samuel] Nueva punches Samuel for insulting the French again.

11. THIS MUST BE AT LEAST 3000 WORDS LONG!!!!

12. You are eventually turned back to good.

13. At least two fights must take place in the story. No more than six.

14. Be a fuckin' badass! Now's the time!

15. Post this at the bottom of each chapter so I can check it.