T2M Evilness Challenge, by NachoManLance
Disclaimer: I only own my evil and this here computer..or so I wish. Everything else belongs to whoever owns them.
Note: I seem to be on a roll...
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The small creature we now discover as Lance prances down the dark streets until he stops at a familiar shop. He peers at the sign and reads aloud, "NachoManLance'ssssss Ssssnackbar." He looks around, making sure no one was watching, and walks in.
The snackbar has been closed for a couple of hours, which meant Lance was now engulfed in complete silence and darkness. He came in without sounding the alarm, thanks to handprint technology that Lucia had installed on the door handle when it first opened. He crawled slowly across the floor until he sat underneath a table near the back entrance.
"We makes him mad, we makes masster mad!" Lance hissed fearfully.
He turns his head and a whole new expression-hatred and evil-takes on.
"No! We did's the right thing, for the preciouss!"
His expression changes back to a more sympathetic feel.
"We didn't have to wrecks Taro's boozessss!"
"It'sss all a part of the plans. We havess to find our precious!"
"But no one havess it!"
The evil Lance barks back, "We can't givess up! We must find our preciousss!"
The somewhat-good Lance whimpers and says no more.
~Elsewhere..~
Taro, still in his armor, follows Talon down the dark streets in search for their misguided friend. They searched the Hinata again, Talon's lab, and back to Taro's. In the end, they sat outside of his place, tired and exhausted with all the running back and forth.
"It's useless," Taro wheezed, "He could be anywhere!"
"Don't give up now," Talon gasped for air, "Where haven't we looked that he regularly goes to?"
Taro smirked, "I think we might've skipped Shinobu's room.."
Talon promptly smacked him upside the head. "This is LANCE we're talking about!"
"Yeah, one problem Mr. Obvious. He isn't Lance anymore!" Taro snapped.
Talon sweatdropped and turned red with embarrassment, "Heh heh..knew that."
Suddenly they both perked their heads up, as if they both had a sudden idea. They turned toward each other to make sure.
"His snackbar!"
~Elsewhere~
Sam slowly sits from his crash site just behind NachoManLance's Snackbar, slowly realizing that his body was in full pain. He realized that the hard way. After a few minutes of concentration, he was able to stand and fight off the pain. Why? Because he's just that damn cool.
Nueva! The name echoed itself in Sam's head. And with each time he thought of her, his hatred grew. Nueva! Hit HIM! She obviously doesn't know what she's up against...
A strange hissing sound interrupted his evil flow. Sam turned toward the source: the Snackbar. Curiously he peered in through the back door window, trying to make out the shapes in the dark. At first he saw nothing out of the ordinary. No animals or anything. He suddenly saw a blur slink it's way across the floor, moving closer towards Sam's current location.
But did Sam run?
No he didn't. Why, that Sam was so buff and brave, he puffed out his chest proudly and awaited for his opponent to strike. He wasn't afraid. He wasn't afraid of anything.
Why? Because he's just that damn cool.
The door opened, and Sam stared down at the small creature, who was on all fours and it's clothes nearly torn. After studying the creature's face, he stepped back and gasped. He knew the face well.
It was Lance.
"What the bloody-" Lance's loud hissing drowned out the rest of Sam's sentence.
"Who are yousss?! Leaves us alone-sess!!" he crawled behind the nearby trash can, shielding his face with his arms.
"Lance, what the heck happened to you?" Sam asked almost with worry. He didn't want to sound so concerned. Lance was only a friend. He didn't want to be such a wussie-boy and cry over him.
Why? Be-
(Akiko: I think they get it, Lance-kun...
Lance: No! The suspense! Feel it!)
Why? Because he's just that damn cool.
The creature formally-known-as-Lance perked his head up, eyes wide. Hearing his old name brought a sense of familiarity to him like he never felt before.
".......Lance-ssss?" he hissed almost quietly. Suddenly his face turned from the warm, sympathetic expression to a mean, aggressive one. "No! I am not Lance-ss!"
Sam only blinked. "What are you on, man?"
Lance growled loudly at Sam and, without warning, turned and crawled away. He turned the corner sharply and was out of sight. Leaving behind only Sam, who felt like he just got dissed. Sam doesn't like it when he gets dissed.
Why? Be-
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Lance: What? I wasn't done yet!!
Akiko: You've gone too far that time, Lance-kun.
Lance: You are really evil inside, you know?
Akiko: *smirk* Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul.
R/R please!
The "Oh shit, Evil Members" Challenge
1. You, not anyone else, will take an evil streak. If your Author!Self ain't usually evil, then make a damn fine excuse why. Lab explosion (Talon?), hypnosis (Taro?), or sudden spilt personality (Lance?).
2. If you are slightly evil, they must be ONE person you have doubts about betraying. That person will probably save you from yourself. It's a family thing/ romance thing.
3. Choose one or more of the following mini-challenges. (from 4. To 10.)
4. [Sans- Nueva] At some point, Nueva must sprout reasons why you shouldn't do whatever you're planning.
5. [Sans-Taro] Taro MUST at some point attack you, decked out in his cool armor.
6. [Sans-Lance] Lance must (of course) suffer a Nacho tragedy. Poor guy.
7. [Sans-Lucia(ME!)] Lucia must be shown with her pirate captain hat with you nearby (when you're Evil!You). Her hat doesn't survive the encounter whether you steal it or set afire, or what. This seriously pisses her off. If you aren't Talon, Talon restrains her from killing you.
8. [Sans-Talon] Talon must get a nosebleed, Keitaro-style. (meaning NOT by being harmed)
9. [Sans-Silver] *giggles* Silver must be called "Silvy" and then she must swear colorfully. Not anything like "fuck" or such. REALLY bad swearing. No doing that "S***" thing either.
10. [Sans-Samuel] Nueva punches Samuel for insulting the French again.
11. THIS MUST BE AT LEAST 3000 WORDS LONG!!!!
12. You are eventually turned back to good.
13. At least two fights must take place in the story. No more than six.
14. Be a fuckin' badass! Now's the time!
15. Post this at the bottom of each chapter so I can check it.