T2M Evilness Challenge, by NachoManLance
Disclaimer: All your nachos are belong to us!! Everything else, you can keep...
Note: This probably is the last part of the story. The words have been far beyond required and I'm running out of mini-plots. Just one more fight, and back to normal I become. Well, semi-normal...
Akiko: *tries to hide laughter* Surrre....
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"Come on! He's close." Talon called. Taro trudged behind him, still in his heavy armor. Talon was on all fours this time, going faster than Taro had ever anticipated. This especially made Taro wish he had a nice drink with him.
They both finally stopped in front of their friend's snackbar, gasping for breath. Talon peered through the windows and into the darkness of the snackbar inside. He couldn't see anything.
"Is he...there?" Taro asked.
"No," said Talon, "We just missed him."
They both stood there in silence, collecting their thoughts and their breath. They were just about to go back to Hinata Sou when Talon heard a noise come from the back.
"What was that?" he asked to no one in particular.
Taro shrugged. Talon walked towards the back with Taro following, until they approached a narrow alley. Right against the snackbar were two cans full of trash, and Sam still staring at one empty spot next to the trashcan.
"What the-Sam?!"
Sam turned toward them, a blank look on his face. "What?"
"What the heck are you doing here?" Talon exclaimed, "Nueva just hit you to the Moon and back!"
"Yeah, she did..." Sam muttered something to himself before continuing, "Then I fell here, and saw...or thought I saw...Lance."
Talon's eyes suddenly grew bright green, taking this very seriously. Taro just stood there open-mouthed.
"Where did you see him, Sam? Where did he go?!" Talon practicly yelled.
"Sheesh, turn it down.." Sam said, "But anyway, he was here just a few minutes ago, acting really strange. Then he ran down the alley-Wah!"
Immediately Talon had grabbed Sam and carried him as he bolted down the alley. Taro followed, this time muttering something about attaching a jetpack to his suit.
~Elsewhere~
Lucia I. Legaia Tanaka smiled to herself, sitting on her porch with a blueprint in hand. Tipping her pirate hat downwards a bit, she leaned against the wall and thought evil, evil plots to herself.
She had just completed the ultimate pranks to be used on her friends, on the long-awaited day commonly known as April Fools. Yes, she thought, they're going to get it bad. Real bad. Not semi-bad, REALLY bad. No, you're misunderstanding...it's BAD!!! Bad enough to-
(Akiko: God, when will you stop?
Lance: I told you, it's the suspense! FEEL it!
Akiko: Thats not suspense,.. it's annoying.)
All right, anyway she's smiling. She thought of calling up Lance to help her out, since she had found him to be a useful companion throughout the months. Even if it's 11 pm, she knew he'd be awake. But that wasn't until she stopped to notice something lurking toward her in the dark.
She squinted her eyes, trying to make out the object coming closer to her. It wasn't only seconds later, when the thing stood merely inches from her that she would recognize it.
"Uhh, Lance? What did you eat?.." Lucia waved her hand over her face, trying to divert the trashcan smell away from her. Lance only smiled stupidly, and back away a bit.
Lucia looked up and down at him. He was crouched down, on all fours strangely, abd his clothes were torn and he reeked of something...something,...well, just something really bad. BAD, REALLY BAD!!
(Akiko: That's it, I'm calling Shinobu..
Lance: All right! I'll stop..)
"Just what were you doing, huh?" she asked him suspiciously.
"Preciousss...looking for,..preciousss.." was all he hissed. Lucia raised an eyebrow, still staring at him. Then it happened.
With a very bad war cry, Lance leaped up to her and with his teeth gripped the beloved pirate hat straight off her head. Like a mad dog he tore, bit off, scratched, basically just completely ruined the hat. Now in little bitty pieces, Lance spat all of what was in his mouth.
"Nope. No preciousss...."
Something in the back of Lucia's mind tweaked. Slowly, but as the seconds went by it began to tweak heavier and heavier. Finally it alllllll went out.
Wanna know what you call a one word emotion thats a mix of rage, bloodthirst, and above all rage? I'll tell you what.
I don't know.
But for now, let's call it Lucia.
You see, Lucia is now very, VERY Lucia, and her target was defenseless, poor Lance.
"Run little boy.....RUN YOUR ASS STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!"
Lucia's eyes flared as she made her approach toward the poor American teen, common sense thrown out the window. She didn't have a weapon, she didn't have a strategy, she didn't have anything. She didn't need it.
All she needed were her two fists, and a clear shot at the poor schitsophrantic American teen before her.
With a yelp of surprise Lance dodged away from her charge. Barely. He rolled on the ground a few times, before stopping right at her porch steps. Lucia's eyes shined a bright red as she prepared another charge. This time she got him, straight on the jaw.
She watched as Lance was forced ten feet back from the impact of her punch. He barely moved, and had a hard time getting back up. However, what Lucia saw made her hesitate for a second.
Only a second.
When Lance recovered, he actually STOOD up, as in standing on two legs. His face was different too, aside from the bulging bruise and bump. He was calmer, almost innocent-looking. He looked around to Lucia and tried to reason with her, trying not to panic himself.
"Lucia, don;t kill me please, ...I-I- it wasn't me, really-!"
Unfortunetly it didn't matter for Lucia. She was already BEYOND the point to reason with him. As she made her final charge, Lance shielded his face with his arms, waiting for it to all end.
But it didn't come. For now, at least.
Although he thought it had. Just when Lucia hit so hard it would even impress Naru, he fell unconsious and let himself fall. Only something happened then that prevented her from really killing him.
Before Lance would crash to the ground and create a large crater, Taro dived and caught him like he was a baseball pro. He gently laid him down onto the ground. Talon grabbed Lucia, holing her back long enough to calm her down. Sam stood proudly on top of Lucia's roof as if he were a superhero.
Why? Bec-
(Akiko: Lance-kun, you promised...
Lance: All right, fine...party-pooper.)
~One Day Later~
Such wonderful weather it happened to be when Lance finally woke up into the living. The first thing he felt aside from the sun warming him in the afternoon heat, was that his face really, really hurt. And not just any hurt, but worse-than-Naru hurt.
His eyes fluttered open and he looked around him. He saw that there was a computer desk on the wall to his left, and hanging above it were models of Star Trek ships. Without double checking he knew exactly where he was.
Hinata Sou. He was in Talon's room at Hinata Sou.
Slowly he sat up, but not without withstanding a shot of pain coming from his face. Someone behind Lance placed an icepack on his cheek, cathcing him off guard. He turned to see Talon smiling at him.
"What... how did... who-?" Lance muttered.
Talon shushed him and gave Lance the icepack to hold. "It's all right now, everything is okay."
Lance raised a suspicious eyebrow. "Talon, you're sounding like my mother after I get a static shock."
Talon opened his mouth to speak but Lance cut him off with a cold, "Don't ask."
"But anyway, you've sure gotten lucky yesterday. I thought for sure that Lucia got you for good!" Talon handed him a cup of cold water o drink.
"I don't even remember any of it. Thanks." Lance took the cup and chugged most of it down. "All I remember was going into my room and there was nothing in it."
Talon gasped and stared at him. "You mean no one told you?"
"Told me what?"
Talon patted Lance on the back-gently. "We're having you room with Shinobu, by her request!"
"What?!"
"Yeah, we just-."
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Lance: What? What happened?!
Akiko: I stopped it just in time! ^_^
Lance: Just in time?! You ruined a perfectly good ending!
Akiko: I ruined a horrible ending, for the readers' sake.
Lance: First you turned my ships' computer into Eddie, and now this -_-* I'm calling your mother.
Akiko: My folks weren't in the Love Hina series, remember? You can;t get me in trouble! ^_^
Lance: _ Damnit!!!
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Whew! It feels good to finally end a story. Great challenge Lucia, I had a fun time writing it! Hopefully we'll see some more people contribute to it...*nudge*. Problem is I sort of rushed the ending. Think I should write an alternate ending? It's up to you...
Lucia: I know it's not on the forums, but since I finished it on here I'm going to archive them in the forum right after I post this last chapter!
The "Oh shit, Evil Members" Challenge
1. You, not anyone else, will take an evil streak. If your Author!Self ain't usually evil, then make a damn fine excuse why. Lab explosion (Talon?), hypnosis (Taro?), or sudden spilt personality (Lance?).
2. If you are slightly evil, they must be ONE person you have doubts about betraying. That person will probably save you from yourself. It's a family thing/ romance thing.
3. Choose one or more of the following mini-challenges. (from 4. To 10.)
4. [Sans- Nueva] At some point, Nueva must sprout reasons why you shouldn't do whatever you're planning.
5. [Sans-Taro] Taro MUST at some point attack you, decked out in his cool armor.
6. [Sans-Lance] Lance must (of course) suffer a Nacho tragedy. Poor guy.
7. [Sans-Lucia(ME!)] Lucia must be shown with her pirate captain hat with you nearby (when you're Evil!You). Her hat doesn't survive the encounter whether you steal it or set afire, or what. This seriously pisses her off. If you aren't Talon, Talon restrains her from killing you.
8. [Sans-Talon] Talon must get a nosebleed, Keitaro-style. (meaning NOT by being harmed)
9. [Sans-Silver] *giggles* Silver must be called "Silvy" and then she must swear colorfully. Not anything like "fuck" or such. REALLY bad swearing. No doing that "S***" thing either.
10. [Sans-Samuel] Nueva punches Samuel for insulting the French again.
11. THIS MUST BE AT LEAST 3000 WORDS LONG!!!!
12. You are eventually turned back to good.
13. At least two fights must take place in the story. No more than six.
14. Be a fuckin' badass! Now's the time!
15. Post this at the bottom of each chapter so I can check it.