Taller
By:
POAS
Vegeta and Bulma have a silly argument it's short lived. Pun intended.
I don't own DBZ! MOFOS!
Vegeta glanced at Bulma as she 'blah-blah-blahed' about her bad day at work and having to stay overtime. Saiyans had bad days too, ya know. He was forced to baby-sit Goten AND Trunks just because Goten was staying the night and Bulma wasn't there. Those stupid kids ate all his favorite cereal and left him hardly any milk, damn brats.
"I'm taller than you," he said suddenly, changing the subject.
She huffed loudly but continued her search for food. He chuckled a bit, yup yup yup.
"I'm taller than you," he began teasing.
"So, it's all my fat holding me down," she quipped.
He looked at her up and down, sure, he mocked her weight but she was nowhere near fat. Stupid onna.
"I'm still taller than you."
"Gravity and fat."
"Lose some fat, then we'll talk."
She huffed again, turning to face him. He was smirking that damnable smirk of his and she could see the amusement in his eyes. She looked down at his chest and grinned before looking up.
"My boobs are bigger," her grin got wider as his eyes did.
"One, you're an onna, and two, you had a brat," he smirked.
She huffed loudly, stupid Saiyan and his stupid thing for paying attention at times it wasn't needed.
"I'm still taller than you," he chuckled.
She growled at him, a fierce growl of animalistic anger before huffing and turning back into the fridge.
"I win," he smirked.
"Oh yea, well Goku's taller than you!"
His left eye twitched in annoyance. Stupid onna and her stupid thing for paying attention at times it wasn't needed. He shrugged slowly though, an action the Saiyan rarely did.
"I'm still taller than you and that's what's important," he said with finality.
At that precise moment Goku instant transmission-ed into the house and into the kitchen.
"I'm taller than you Vegeta!" he grinned stupidly.
Vegeta kicked the taller Saiyan in the groin and made him fall onto his knees.
"Not anymore," he chuckled evilly. "And thanks for bowing to your Prince."
Seeing her friend in distress and wanting to end this silly argument once and for all, Bulma did the same to Vegeta who promptly fell over and whimpered lightly.
"I'm taller than both of you, my boobs are bigger, and you both bowed to ME!!" she cackled with glee.
"Oh yea?" Vegeta questioned. "You just kicked my nads. . . No sex for you!"
Bulma howled her distress to the moon while Goten and Trunks giggled around the corner. Trunks placed the phone onto the receiver, passing Goten one of his father's smirks.
"Stupid adults," he chuckled softly.
"Let's go play Barbie!" Goten grinned.
"Now that's an idea!"
Both boys ran up to Trunks' room with glee while their fathers were on the floor holding themselves and Bulma was crying in the fetal position. All was well at Capsule Corp.
AN: I had the argument about height with my mom, lol. The things that inspire me. . .
POAS
By:
POAS
Vegeta and Bulma have a silly argument it's short lived. Pun intended.
I don't own DBZ! MOFOS!
Vegeta glanced at Bulma as she 'blah-blah-blahed' about her bad day at work and having to stay overtime. Saiyans had bad days too, ya know. He was forced to baby-sit Goten AND Trunks just because Goten was staying the night and Bulma wasn't there. Those stupid kids ate all his favorite cereal and left him hardly any milk, damn brats.
"I'm taller than you," he said suddenly, changing the subject.
She huffed loudly but continued her search for food. He chuckled a bit, yup yup yup.
"I'm taller than you," he began teasing.
"So, it's all my fat holding me down," she quipped.
He looked at her up and down, sure, he mocked her weight but she was nowhere near fat. Stupid onna.
"I'm still taller than you."
"Gravity and fat."
"Lose some fat, then we'll talk."
She huffed again, turning to face him. He was smirking that damnable smirk of his and she could see the amusement in his eyes. She looked down at his chest and grinned before looking up.
"My boobs are bigger," her grin got wider as his eyes did.
"One, you're an onna, and two, you had a brat," he smirked.
She huffed loudly, stupid Saiyan and his stupid thing for paying attention at times it wasn't needed.
"I'm still taller than you," he chuckled.
She growled at him, a fierce growl of animalistic anger before huffing and turning back into the fridge.
"I win," he smirked.
"Oh yea, well Goku's taller than you!"
His left eye twitched in annoyance. Stupid onna and her stupid thing for paying attention at times it wasn't needed. He shrugged slowly though, an action the Saiyan rarely did.
"I'm still taller than you and that's what's important," he said with finality.
At that precise moment Goku instant transmission-ed into the house and into the kitchen.
"I'm taller than you Vegeta!" he grinned stupidly.
Vegeta kicked the taller Saiyan in the groin and made him fall onto his knees.
"Not anymore," he chuckled evilly. "And thanks for bowing to your Prince."
Seeing her friend in distress and wanting to end this silly argument once and for all, Bulma did the same to Vegeta who promptly fell over and whimpered lightly.
"I'm taller than both of you, my boobs are bigger, and you both bowed to ME!!" she cackled with glee.
"Oh yea?" Vegeta questioned. "You just kicked my nads. . . No sex for you!"
Bulma howled her distress to the moon while Goten and Trunks giggled around the corner. Trunks placed the phone onto the receiver, passing Goten one of his father's smirks.
"Stupid adults," he chuckled softly.
"Let's go play Barbie!" Goten grinned.
"Now that's an idea!"
Both boys ran up to Trunks' room with glee while their fathers were on the floor holding themselves and Bulma was crying in the fetal position. All was well at Capsule Corp.
AN: I had the argument about height with my mom, lol. The things that inspire me. . .
POAS