Chapter Three
Sex Fiend(s)
AN: Yea, this is PG-13 now, lol. Heed that. Booya!
POAS
PS: I don't own DBZ, I woulda made GT better.
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Vegeta sat up with his mane in shambles, and his eyes half open. His wife simply grinned evilly at him when he looked back at her. Grabbing her husband's shoulders, the blue haired beauty yanked her half naked, wide- eyed husband back for another round. He almost whined.
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"I didn't know you could do that!" Goten exclaimed.
"How'd he get her legs that far back?" Trunks asked, his left ear resting on his left shoulder.
"I think I saw Gohan do that to Videl once."
"My papa can do that!"
"Holy moly!!"
"So that's where babies come from."
"I think I'm gonna be sick!" *barf*
"SICK!"
"I want my mommy!"
Both Goten and Trunks turned away from the TV; sometimes the Discovery Channel was not the best channel for children. Especially the Discovery Health Channel on baby night. Trunks shuddered as he turned on his Play Station-X Squared Times Pi to the Fifth, no more baby channel. With that slightly behind him, he put in the Barbie game and grabbed his code sheet. Dear Kami, no.
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Vegeta gasped for air, it suddenly becoming too stuffy for the Saiyan then he realized he had passed out with his wife's bosom in his face. How embarrassing.
"Again," Bulma said softly, plopping onto the floor with a thud.
"I think seven times is enough, Bulma," Vegeta half panted, half groaned.
"I only had fourteen orgasms."
"Bulma . . . No more, I can only take so much," he closed his eyes.
"Wuss," she murmured.
"Maybe so, but it hurts now," he said with finality, turning on his side and yanking his shorts up.
"I can kiss it better," she said with an evil glint.
Vegeta's eyes nearly fell out of his head.
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Trunks and Goten watched as Barbie did something they should never see a woman do ever, ever, ever! She was washing the dishes by hand when she had just gotten a manicure! What was wrong with her!? Nevertheless, she was naked, Goten and Trunks reasoned and naked was good.
"Trunks-kun?" Goten asked quietly.
"Yea, Goten," the drooling demi-Saiyan said softly.
"When's the make-up sex?"
"Ehhh! She's naked and doing the dishes, Ken is out with another girl. Make- up sex in three Barbie days."
"How long are Barbie days?"
"About five minutes depending on the demented child with the Barbie."
"Ah."
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"I can't take anymore," Vegeta said softly, shifting into another position.
Bulma put her leg over his taut behind, causing him to fall onto the brightly colored Twister© mat (don't own it).
"Right leg blue," she chuckled.
"Bulma, first you make me have sex with you, then you make me play Twister! You're evil!"
"Three more times," she held up three fingers.
"Of what?"
"SEX!!"
"Damn it, Bulma, no!"
Vegeta watched as his wife gathered tears into her big blue eyes. He sighed softly before holding up two fingers. She squealed at the chance and tackled the reluctant Saiyan warrior. She was a sex fiend.
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"She can get an STD like that!!" Trunks yelled at Barbie as she did the unthinkable.
"No she can't!" Goten argued. "It's clean!"
"Yes she can!"
"Can't!"
"CAN!"
"CAN'T!!!!"
"She can too, just turn on the Discovery Channel!"
Trunks' face when white, there was no way he was ever watching that channel again. He was just going to have to get the parental code and block that channel, no more "where babies come from" nonsense! Freakin' educational disadvantages.
Trunks watched as Barbie took a long drag from a cigarette in her mouth; ah, life was good. Goten looked at Ken, who appeared to be half dead from the humping punishment Barbie had given him. He would never cheat on her . . . again.
"Sex fiend," Trunks murmured.
"Huh?" Goten grunted.
"Heard my dad say it once."
"Oh."
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"I said two!" Vegeta argued softly.
"Two, four, same difference," Bulma grinned evilly.
Vegeta sighed loudly; he wondered what those brats had been up to for the past, Vegeta looked down at his watch, eight hours. He thought they would be hungry and bug them, but nope. Hmm, they must have felt their Kis and thought it best to stay away. Either that or they were playing that Barbie game Goten fell in love with. Knowing his son, he had unlocked some secret Barbie sex level and learned about where babies come from in one sitting.
Bulma grinned proudly, no matter how much Vegeta complained about it, he seemed to enjoy the act. She, on the other hand, still wanted more and placed a gentle hand on her husband's shoulder to let him know.
"Oh, no you don't!" he yelled.
Disappointed, Bulma floated down to the gravity controls and turned off the gravity. Zero gravity sex and Twister, how she loved that man.
"I'm never letting you do that again," he groaned. "I'm going to be so sore in the morning."
"I can help work out those knots," she winked.
"In your dreams!"
"There too, can we really do that?" she asked eagerly.
"Sex fiend!"
"You wouldn't have me any other way."
Vegeta watched as his Bulma walked away, her legs moving a bit out of sync, maybe one more time wouldn't hurt. Perverted little Saiyan.
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Goten and Trunks sat on the floor with their hair seemingly stuck backwards. Life was good . . . they thought. Discovery Channel was not good on baby night, they knew. At least they were still young boys, or this would've traumatized them. If they hadn't been already. The mini sex fiends!
AN: That was weird. Heh.
POAS
Sex Fiend(s)
AN: Yea, this is PG-13 now, lol. Heed that. Booya!
POAS
PS: I don't own DBZ, I woulda made GT better.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Vegeta sat up with his mane in shambles, and his eyes half open. His wife simply grinned evilly at him when he looked back at her. Grabbing her husband's shoulders, the blue haired beauty yanked her half naked, wide- eyed husband back for another round. He almost whined.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I didn't know you could do that!" Goten exclaimed.
"How'd he get her legs that far back?" Trunks asked, his left ear resting on his left shoulder.
"I think I saw Gohan do that to Videl once."
"My papa can do that!"
"Holy moly!!"
"So that's where babies come from."
"I think I'm gonna be sick!" *barf*
"SICK!"
"I want my mommy!"
Both Goten and Trunks turned away from the TV; sometimes the Discovery Channel was not the best channel for children. Especially the Discovery Health Channel on baby night. Trunks shuddered as he turned on his Play Station-X Squared Times Pi to the Fifth, no more baby channel. With that slightly behind him, he put in the Barbie game and grabbed his code sheet. Dear Kami, no.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Vegeta gasped for air, it suddenly becoming too stuffy for the Saiyan then he realized he had passed out with his wife's bosom in his face. How embarrassing.
"Again," Bulma said softly, plopping onto the floor with a thud.
"I think seven times is enough, Bulma," Vegeta half panted, half groaned.
"I only had fourteen orgasms."
"Bulma . . . No more, I can only take so much," he closed his eyes.
"Wuss," she murmured.
"Maybe so, but it hurts now," he said with finality, turning on his side and yanking his shorts up.
"I can kiss it better," she said with an evil glint.
Vegeta's eyes nearly fell out of his head.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Trunks and Goten watched as Barbie did something they should never see a woman do ever, ever, ever! She was washing the dishes by hand when she had just gotten a manicure! What was wrong with her!? Nevertheless, she was naked, Goten and Trunks reasoned and naked was good.
"Trunks-kun?" Goten asked quietly.
"Yea, Goten," the drooling demi-Saiyan said softly.
"When's the make-up sex?"
"Ehhh! She's naked and doing the dishes, Ken is out with another girl. Make- up sex in three Barbie days."
"How long are Barbie days?"
"About five minutes depending on the demented child with the Barbie."
"Ah."
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"I can't take anymore," Vegeta said softly, shifting into another position.
Bulma put her leg over his taut behind, causing him to fall onto the brightly colored Twister© mat (don't own it).
"Right leg blue," she chuckled.
"Bulma, first you make me have sex with you, then you make me play Twister! You're evil!"
"Three more times," she held up three fingers.
"Of what?"
"SEX!!"
"Damn it, Bulma, no!"
Vegeta watched as his wife gathered tears into her big blue eyes. He sighed softly before holding up two fingers. She squealed at the chance and tackled the reluctant Saiyan warrior. She was a sex fiend.
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"She can get an STD like that!!" Trunks yelled at Barbie as she did the unthinkable.
"No she can't!" Goten argued. "It's clean!"
"Yes she can!"
"Can't!"
"CAN!"
"CAN'T!!!!"
"She can too, just turn on the Discovery Channel!"
Trunks' face when white, there was no way he was ever watching that channel again. He was just going to have to get the parental code and block that channel, no more "where babies come from" nonsense! Freakin' educational disadvantages.
Trunks watched as Barbie took a long drag from a cigarette in her mouth; ah, life was good. Goten looked at Ken, who appeared to be half dead from the humping punishment Barbie had given him. He would never cheat on her . . . again.
"Sex fiend," Trunks murmured.
"Huh?" Goten grunted.
"Heard my dad say it once."
"Oh."
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"I said two!" Vegeta argued softly.
"Two, four, same difference," Bulma grinned evilly.
Vegeta sighed loudly; he wondered what those brats had been up to for the past, Vegeta looked down at his watch, eight hours. He thought they would be hungry and bug them, but nope. Hmm, they must have felt their Kis and thought it best to stay away. Either that or they were playing that Barbie game Goten fell in love with. Knowing his son, he had unlocked some secret Barbie sex level and learned about where babies come from in one sitting.
Bulma grinned proudly, no matter how much Vegeta complained about it, he seemed to enjoy the act. She, on the other hand, still wanted more and placed a gentle hand on her husband's shoulder to let him know.
"Oh, no you don't!" he yelled.
Disappointed, Bulma floated down to the gravity controls and turned off the gravity. Zero gravity sex and Twister, how she loved that man.
"I'm never letting you do that again," he groaned. "I'm going to be so sore in the morning."
"I can help work out those knots," she winked.
"In your dreams!"
"There too, can we really do that?" she asked eagerly.
"Sex fiend!"
"You wouldn't have me any other way."
Vegeta watched as his Bulma walked away, her legs moving a bit out of sync, maybe one more time wouldn't hurt. Perverted little Saiyan.
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Goten and Trunks sat on the floor with their hair seemingly stuck backwards. Life was good . . . they thought. Discovery Channel was not good on baby night, they knew. At least they were still young boys, or this would've traumatized them. If they hadn't been already. The mini sex fiends!
AN: That was weird. Heh.
POAS