Like I said in chappy 1 I OWN NADA, CERO, ZILCH!!!

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Miroku: *is in a clothing store* He he he! *in the women's changing room, under the Invisibility Cloak putting up the cameras* This is so cool!

~ Back to the beach ~

Ryou: Hey Shine!

Bakura: Sup?

Shine: ^__^ Hi guys, glad you could make it. Not everyone's here yet so you could go in the ocean *points to Peggi and Inuyasha* or just hang out and stuff.

Bakura and Ryou quickly change back at the house. A few minutes later they're walking along the sand again.

Shine: *drool* So . . . hot . . .

Inuyasha: Hey Shine, why do we have to wear these "bathing suits"?

Shine: *gets really annoyed* SIT!

Inuyasha: *falls flat on face underwater*

Shine: COOL! ^_____^

Inuyasha: *head bobs up* Fuck! I thought only Kagome could do that!

Shine: Not anymore!

Snape: *is pacing around*

Shine: *waves Snape's wand and a giant hole forms right where he's about to step*

Snape: *falls in* What was that for?!?

Shine: Come join us, have some fun, or would ya rather be flipped upside down?

Snape: *blushes* Where'd you hear about that?

Shine: *holds up Harry Potter # 5*

Snape: O_O Fine!

Shine: I love this book! ^________^

POP! POP!

Joey: Yo people!

Mai: Hi everyone!

POP! POP!

Hiei: Hn.

Kurama: *shakes Shine's paw* Thanks for inviting us, we need a break from fighting demons and all that crap.

Shine: *blushing like crazy* Heh, no problem!

Bakura: Ryou and I are going up to the house a bit. We need refreshments.

Ryou: Can we raid your fridge? *chibi eyes*

Shine: Go ahead!

Ryou: ^__________________________^

Joey: HEY, that's MY job!

Mai: -_-U BAKA!

POP!

Cecelia: YAY! I LIVE!

Snape: Rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt!!!!!! Pegasus, you know her?

Peggi: *runs to Cecelia and hugs her*

The next scene contains romance, which I suck at writing so I won't put it in. After a few minutes it's over.

Joey: Love stinks!

Mai: *looks hurt* Shine, can I barrow this? *takes HP book and thwacks Joey a few times over the head*

Joey: @_@ Oooooooowwwwwwies! Lookie at the pretty stars . . .

Mai: Oi, you're such a pain!

Shine: *blows gym teacher's whistle she stole* Alright people we're heading upstairs!

Everyone follows Shine as Miroku and Seto pull up.

Seto: opens door We had to go to 10 fickin' stores! Did I miss much?

Shine: Well Mai beat Joey up with a book . . .

Seto: Damn! And I had to miss it!

Joey: *gets pissed* You wanna fight rich boy?

Seto: Bring it on Wheeler!

Shine: Not now boys.

POP! POP! POP!

Mokuba: Hi Seto! Wazzup Shine!

Shippo: Hi.

Inuyasha: Must . . . kill . . . Shippo . . .

Kagome: Calm yourself dog boy, sit!

Inuyasha: *falls on face* Bitch!

Shine and Kagome high five eachother.

Shine: *spreads self out on hammock*

POP!

Shine: Hey, I didn't invite you!

Peggi: *in annoyed voice* YOU! What is it you want?

Shadi: *ignores Shine* Pegasus I have come to return your eye.

Cecelia: ???

Peggi: Bakura has it doesn't he? Let him keep it, I don't want it! It's caused me enough pain already.

Shadi: No no, your eye. *holds up a little glass bottle with Peggi's real left eye in it*

Joey: Now that is just sick!

Mai: Gross!

Peggi remembers before Shadi gave him the Millenium Eye Shadi had cut out his real eye with a dagger. He remembered his socket dripping dark blood as he fought the intense pain.

Peggi: *cringes* Uuuuuugggghhhhh you kept it all this time, but why?

Shadi: *shrugs* I dunno . . . I guess cause it fit in well with my collection of bodyparts I have severed from other people.

All: *shudders*

Sungirl: *pops up with trusty bat in hand* *hits Shadi over the head* BAT! BAT! BAT!

Shadi: X_x

Sungirl: LOVE AND PEACE! *disappears*

Ryou and Bakura enter the garden.

Joey: Hey, where have you two been?

Ryou: In bed! ^_________________________________________________________________^

Bakura: *nudges Ryou hard in the ribs and says in low, dangerous tone* Shut up!

Joey: -_-U

Shadi: So . . . if you want I can put your eye in for you Pegasus.

Mai: Err . . . even if you stuck it back in the socket he wouldn't be able to SEE out of it.

Shadi: I know a ritual. Now come on Pegasus pull back your hair.

Peggi: No!

Shadi: Come on . . .

Peggi: No!

Cecelia pulls back Peggi's hair anyway. He's wearing a black pirate patch thingy.

Peggi: *with no enthusiasm what so ever* Ahoy . . . arrg . . . it wasn't my idea!

Shine: *muffles laugh*

Peggi: *glares* I told you I didn't think of it!

Shadi: This is going to hurt . . .

The image that follows is really nasty, so I will save you the experience of barfing and not describe it.

Peggi: *in major pain* Fuck!

Shadi: I told you . . .

Shine: *beats up Shadi with HP #5*

Snape: *to Peggi* That looks painful!

Joey: Ouch!

Bakura: Ha ha!

Shine: *raises book*

Bakura: Umm . . . I take that back!

Shadi: *is pacing infront of Peggi uttering Egyptian words*

Ryou: Freak!

POP! POP! POP! POP!

Pippin: Great, where are we?

Frodo: The Ring is destroyed! *does hobbitish dance*

Sam: What you said Master Frodo. -_-U

Pippin: Oooooooohhhh look, MUSHROOMS! *feasts on wild mushrooms growing in garden*

Merry: -_-U

POP! POP!

Sirius: Hey look it's Snivellus! *turns to Lupin* How'd he get here?

Lupin: Same way we did I guess.

Snape: GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I thought you were dead!

Sirius: Well I got news for ya Snivelly . . . I'M BACK!

Shine: ^___________________________^ *huggles*

Inuyasha: Feh!

POP! POP!

Sesshomaru: Where . . .

Shine: HI FLUFFY!

Sesshomaru: Fluffy???

Shine: *scowls at Jaken* Why'd you come?

Jaken: I follow my Master where ever he goes! ^_________^

Shine: -_-U Yyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh *waves wand*

Jaken: *flies into huge hole on the beach* (where Snape fell in)

Sesshomaru: THANK YOU!!!!!! You are forever in my debt Shine! He is so annoying! I'M FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Shine: Are you feeling ok?

Sesshomaru: Never better!

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And so begins THE PIT OF TORTURE!!! Please make suggestions on WHO should be tortured! More characters will come don't worry. *yawns* Man I'm tired! See you all soon!