Hey everybody! I'm Linzy, and this is my first Kingdom Hearts fanfic. I
started it right after I beat the game. Flame it if you want. I'm
certainly not going to stop writing or anything.
Disclaimer: I don't, okay! I don't!
So I'll warn you now, this is another one of those Kingdom Hearts sequel fics, but it's kinda different. I think. I dunno, I've only read like 3 of those sequel thingymabobbers. So, um, read it now.
Kingdom Hearts 2: But you've never seen it like this... (uh, I hope)
Last time we saw our heroes/villains/whatever...
Someplace dark...
Ansem: DARKNESS!!! Oh drat, light. *disappears*
On the Destiny Islands
Kairi: Oh look! It's a picture! On the wall of this secret place cave thing! Sora sure can't draw...
Kingdom Hearts...
Riku: So whadda we do now?
Mickey: I dunno. I was kidding when I told Donald and Goofy to close the door.
Riku: Wanna play poker? *pulls out deck of cards*
Mickey: 'Kay.
*Heartless join in and they get a real game going*
At the Hollow Bastion library...
Squall: So what are you guys doing this weekend?
Yuffie: Well, I was planning on making Jello...
Cid: Look who I found! *presents Cloud*
Aerith: Hey! It's Cloud!
At Aladdin's house...
Aladdin and Jasmine: *making out*
Abu: *scarred for life*
At Olympus Coliseum
Sephiroth: I'm Lance Bass! Twice the fangirls!
At Traverse Town
Gepetto: MWA HA HA! *holds up Pinnochio* I HAVE CREATED LIFE!
And with our heroes...
Sora, Donald, and Goofy: *chasing Pluto* DAMN DOG!
And that's the recap. Now for the true fic. Later...
Sora, Donald, and Goofy: *finally catch Pluto*
Sora: *reading letter* Dear Sora, Donald, and Goofy,
Finally, you caught Pluto. Anyway, we're locked in Kingdom Hearts, which is kinda cool because we just got a copy of the game Kingdom Hearts here. Riku amuses himself by battling his game self as Sora and losing on purpose. He is also angry that you left Kairi alone with Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka. But he might forgive you if you loan him some munny to pay poker.
Anyway, we found another door. We have no clue where it leads but we're leaving after Riku beats the Hades Cup. He keeps losing to Cloud and Leon. So we'll see ya if we see ya.
--King Mickey
P.S. Sora, Riku says to send that munny ASAP.
Goofy: Wow, Sora, I didn't know you could read!
In Kingdom Hearts...
Mickey: You know, once you finally beat Leon and Cloud, you have to play Hades and the Rock Titan.
Riku: Figure it'll be the same if I just beat Sephiroth instead?
Mickey: *shrugs*
Riku: *stomps Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Bye bye bye! *disappears* (A/N: yeah, I know it's harder to beat Sephiroth than that because I've tried and it didn't work... anyway, congrats to those of you who have.)
Mickey: Good, can we go now?
Riku: Sure! *runs toward door, unlocks it*
Mickey: Where'd you get that Keyblade?
Riku: Sora dropped it.
Mickey: Oh. *walks through door*
And with our heroes...
Sora: What the hell- WHERE'S MY KEYBLADE?!?!
And back at Kingdom Hearts, but not exactly...
Riku: *walks through door* Pinch me I'm dreaming...
Mickey: *tackles Riku*
Riku: *doesn't notice*
Mickey: *smacks forehead* I hate being short... So where are we?
Riku: Home! On the Destiny Islands!
Mickey: Are you sure? These paintings are creepy...*looks around Secret Place* Hey, that one looks like Sora!
Riku: Yeah, Sora and Kairi... *pause* Kairi! *runs out of secret place like maniac*
Mickey: O.o *follows him*
Riku: *spots Kairi walking on the beach* Kairi!
Kairi: *turns around* Riku!
*They run towards each other, smack into each other, fall over on the sand*
*laugh track*
Mickey: *falls over anime-style* Wow, this fic just gets stupider and stupider...
Wakka: Eugepae! *flies by on a pony*
Mickey: See?
A/N: That's the end of chapter one! And yeah, it was short.
The Eugepae thing. Eugepae is Latin for "hooray," I think, so that's that. I've already started chapter 2. It's interesting. Moreso than this chapter anyway. So if you didn't like this chapter, try the next one or something. And if you did like this chapter, review. Or if you didn't. Whatever.
REVIEW!
Disclaimer: I don't, okay! I don't!
So I'll warn you now, this is another one of those Kingdom Hearts sequel fics, but it's kinda different. I think. I dunno, I've only read like 3 of those sequel thingymabobbers. So, um, read it now.
Kingdom Hearts 2: But you've never seen it like this... (uh, I hope)
Last time we saw our heroes/villains/whatever...
Someplace dark...
Ansem: DARKNESS!!! Oh drat, light. *disappears*
On the Destiny Islands
Kairi: Oh look! It's a picture! On the wall of this secret place cave thing! Sora sure can't draw...
Kingdom Hearts...
Riku: So whadda we do now?
Mickey: I dunno. I was kidding when I told Donald and Goofy to close the door.
Riku: Wanna play poker? *pulls out deck of cards*
Mickey: 'Kay.
*Heartless join in and they get a real game going*
At the Hollow Bastion library...
Squall: So what are you guys doing this weekend?
Yuffie: Well, I was planning on making Jello...
Cid: Look who I found! *presents Cloud*
Aerith: Hey! It's Cloud!
At Aladdin's house...
Aladdin and Jasmine: *making out*
Abu: *scarred for life*
At Olympus Coliseum
Sephiroth: I'm Lance Bass! Twice the fangirls!
At Traverse Town
Gepetto: MWA HA HA! *holds up Pinnochio* I HAVE CREATED LIFE!
And with our heroes...
Sora, Donald, and Goofy: *chasing Pluto* DAMN DOG!
And that's the recap. Now for the true fic. Later...
Sora, Donald, and Goofy: *finally catch Pluto*
Sora: *reading letter* Dear Sora, Donald, and Goofy,
Finally, you caught Pluto. Anyway, we're locked in Kingdom Hearts, which is kinda cool because we just got a copy of the game Kingdom Hearts here. Riku amuses himself by battling his game self as Sora and losing on purpose. He is also angry that you left Kairi alone with Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka. But he might forgive you if you loan him some munny to pay poker.
Anyway, we found another door. We have no clue where it leads but we're leaving after Riku beats the Hades Cup. He keeps losing to Cloud and Leon. So we'll see ya if we see ya.
--King Mickey
P.S. Sora, Riku says to send that munny ASAP.
Goofy: Wow, Sora, I didn't know you could read!
In Kingdom Hearts...
Mickey: You know, once you finally beat Leon and Cloud, you have to play Hades and the Rock Titan.
Riku: Figure it'll be the same if I just beat Sephiroth instead?
Mickey: *shrugs*
Riku: *stomps Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Bye bye bye! *disappears* (A/N: yeah, I know it's harder to beat Sephiroth than that because I've tried and it didn't work... anyway, congrats to those of you who have.)
Mickey: Good, can we go now?
Riku: Sure! *runs toward door, unlocks it*
Mickey: Where'd you get that Keyblade?
Riku: Sora dropped it.
Mickey: Oh. *walks through door*
And with our heroes...
Sora: What the hell- WHERE'S MY KEYBLADE?!?!
And back at Kingdom Hearts, but not exactly...
Riku: *walks through door* Pinch me I'm dreaming...
Mickey: *tackles Riku*
Riku: *doesn't notice*
Mickey: *smacks forehead* I hate being short... So where are we?
Riku: Home! On the Destiny Islands!
Mickey: Are you sure? These paintings are creepy...*looks around Secret Place* Hey, that one looks like Sora!
Riku: Yeah, Sora and Kairi... *pause* Kairi! *runs out of secret place like maniac*
Mickey: O.o *follows him*
Riku: *spots Kairi walking on the beach* Kairi!
Kairi: *turns around* Riku!
*They run towards each other, smack into each other, fall over on the sand*
*laugh track*
Mickey: *falls over anime-style* Wow, this fic just gets stupider and stupider...
Wakka: Eugepae! *flies by on a pony*
Mickey: See?
A/N: That's the end of chapter one! And yeah, it was short.
The Eugepae thing. Eugepae is Latin for "hooray," I think, so that's that. I've already started chapter 2. It's interesting. Moreso than this chapter anyway. So if you didn't like this chapter, try the next one or something. And if you did like this chapter, review. Or if you didn't. Whatever.
REVIEW!