Look! It's chapter two! And it's even shorter than chapter one!
BTW, I've already written chapter 3 and about half of chapter 4. I just don't have time to type them. Lotsa stuff goin on. Ooh, and I got cornrows for no apparent reason. But they'll probably fall out by Tuesday or Wednesday. *sighs*
Disclaimer: If I owned KH, there would already be a sequel! And it probably wouldn't look too much like this.
Chapter 2!!!
In Traverse Town...
Suddenly, everyone but Riku and Kairi and everybody else who was on the Destiny Islands was in the middle of the 1st district in Traverse Town.
Donald: How... did we get here?
ChipnDale: Plot Device! *reveals Gummi ship*
Everyone else: O.o
ChipnDale: See! The gummi's name is Plot Device!
Everyone: *silence*
ChipnDale: Tough crowd. *disappear*
Goofy: So... now what?
Sora: Well... I have been meaning to get back to the Destiny Islands...
Goofy: O.o but I thought we were looking for King Mickey!
Donald: Yeah! And he's not on the Destiny Islands!
On the Destiny Islands...
Mickey: Why, cruel world?
Ansem: But... the world would be a lot less cruel if we had... *announcer style voice* MORE DARKNESS! Which can be yours if you win this game! Now what's behind door number 1?
Mickey: O.o...
Ansem: *opens door, gets sucked into End of the World* COOL! I'm a major part of the plot again! *sets Heartless out on worlds*
Mickey: O.o...
Back at Traverse Town
Sora: Yeah, I see your point. There's no way he'd be on the Destiny Islands.
At the Destiny Islands
Mickey: *smacks forehead* Well, maybe Goofy will suggest to look here...
Traverse Town
Goofy: Does the item shop sell donuts?
Destiny Islands
Mickey: *pause* Oh yeah. All of them are getting fired.
8554: How do you even know what's going on?
Mickey: *evil grin*
8554: O.o...
Back at Traverse Town (and the end of the "Mickey on the Destiny Islands" jokes)
Sora: So... why exactly are we back here?
8554: Ooh! Ooh! I know! Pick me!
Sora: Oh... kay...
8554: You are back here, because the author (myself), using a plot device... *motions to ChipnDale's Gummi ship*
Everyone: *silence*
8554: hmm... they are a tough crowd... Anyway, I brought you back here so I could write a fanfic!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO... *sob*
*pause*
8554: You done?
Everyone: *nods*
8554: So... this is...
Ansem: *announcer voice* Kingdom Hearts 2!
Sora: *attacks Ansem*
Ansem: *dies*
8554: O.o... And... um... anyhow, since there are about a bazillion fics out there called Kingdom Hearts 2, we need to be different. Any ideas?
Donald: Whaddya mean, we? I'm not going along with another crazy authoress who really only wants to eliminate all Disney characters and replace them with either Final Fantasy characters or OC's and I personally won't suffer through another of these pathetic fics!
8554: *shoots him* One Disney char down, 52 to go...
Everyone: O.o...
8554: You lot are useless. *disappears*
end chapter 2! Which is shorter than chapter 1!
Anyway, I've already finished chapter three and most of chapter 4. Chappy 3 is interesting, and contains a romance scene, a butcher knife, and Tidus musing about how Riku is hotter than Sora. So, um, if you're not scared off yet, that's that. REVIEW!!!
BTW, I've already written chapter 3 and about half of chapter 4. I just don't have time to type them. Lotsa stuff goin on. Ooh, and I got cornrows for no apparent reason. But they'll probably fall out by Tuesday or Wednesday. *sighs*
Disclaimer: If I owned KH, there would already be a sequel! And it probably wouldn't look too much like this.
Chapter 2!!!
In Traverse Town...
Suddenly, everyone but Riku and Kairi and everybody else who was on the Destiny Islands was in the middle of the 1st district in Traverse Town.
Donald: How... did we get here?
ChipnDale: Plot Device! *reveals Gummi ship*
Everyone else: O.o
ChipnDale: See! The gummi's name is Plot Device!
Everyone: *silence*
ChipnDale: Tough crowd. *disappear*
Goofy: So... now what?
Sora: Well... I have been meaning to get back to the Destiny Islands...
Goofy: O.o but I thought we were looking for King Mickey!
Donald: Yeah! And he's not on the Destiny Islands!
On the Destiny Islands...
Mickey: Why, cruel world?
Ansem: But... the world would be a lot less cruel if we had... *announcer style voice* MORE DARKNESS! Which can be yours if you win this game! Now what's behind door number 1?
Mickey: O.o...
Ansem: *opens door, gets sucked into End of the World* COOL! I'm a major part of the plot again! *sets Heartless out on worlds*
Mickey: O.o...
Back at Traverse Town
Sora: Yeah, I see your point. There's no way he'd be on the Destiny Islands.
At the Destiny Islands
Mickey: *smacks forehead* Well, maybe Goofy will suggest to look here...
Traverse Town
Goofy: Does the item shop sell donuts?
Destiny Islands
Mickey: *pause* Oh yeah. All of them are getting fired.
8554: How do you even know what's going on?
Mickey: *evil grin*
8554: O.o...
Back at Traverse Town (and the end of the "Mickey on the Destiny Islands" jokes)
Sora: So... why exactly are we back here?
8554: Ooh! Ooh! I know! Pick me!
Sora: Oh... kay...
8554: You are back here, because the author (myself), using a plot device... *motions to ChipnDale's Gummi ship*
Everyone: *silence*
8554: hmm... they are a tough crowd... Anyway, I brought you back here so I could write a fanfic!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO... *sob*
*pause*
8554: You done?
Everyone: *nods*
8554: So... this is...
Ansem: *announcer voice* Kingdom Hearts 2!
Sora: *attacks Ansem*
Ansem: *dies*
8554: O.o... And... um... anyhow, since there are about a bazillion fics out there called Kingdom Hearts 2, we need to be different. Any ideas?
Donald: Whaddya mean, we? I'm not going along with another crazy authoress who really only wants to eliminate all Disney characters and replace them with either Final Fantasy characters or OC's and I personally won't suffer through another of these pathetic fics!
8554: *shoots him* One Disney char down, 52 to go...
Everyone: O.o...
8554: You lot are useless. *disappears*
end chapter 2! Which is shorter than chapter 1!
Anyway, I've already finished chapter three and most of chapter 4. Chappy 3 is interesting, and contains a romance scene, a butcher knife, and Tidus musing about how Riku is hotter than Sora. So, um, if you're not scared off yet, that's that. REVIEW!!!