I have a LOOOOOONNNNNNNNG list of things to upload, yet somehow I find myself typing up another chapter of this... Probably just because it's short. My songfics are gonna take DAYS to type...

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Back on the Destiny Islands... a not really romance scene.....

Kairi: *sitting on the dock next to Riku* So... Riku... I heard about what you did.

Riku: Really? You mean how I tracked you down and searched to the end of the world to find you and ended up finding your heart even though I lost mine to the darkness?

Kairi: Actually I was thinking how you tried to kill Sora.

Riku: Oh.

Kairi: But I guess that other stuff's cool too.

Riku: Really?

Kairi: *thinks about it* No, not really. But you're still my friend anyway! *hugs Riku*

Riku: *being hugged* Bet you wish I was Sora right now, huh?

Kairi: *sighs* Yeah.

Riku: You really miss him, don't you?

Kairi: *sighs* Yeah.

Riku: You like him better, don't you?

Kairi: *sighs* Yeah.

- That hangs in the air for a minute... -

*silence*

Riku: Okay, you can stop hugging me now.

Kairi: Oh... sorry. *runs off*

Riku: *sighs, falls back onto dock, lands at wrong angle, falls into ocean* This is just not my day.

Elsewhere...

Mickey: *sighs* *muses about being in such a sad, poorly written fic*

Selphie: Hi, mousie guy!

Mickey: *wonders why the authoress loves to torture him*

Selphie: Because you're a Disney character, silly mousie!

Mickey: *nodding* *stops* Hey, wait a minute...

Selphie: I can read minds! As of now!

Mickey: um... no you can't...

Selphie: *pauses* *sobs* SHUDDAP! You're killing the MOMENT! *pulls out butcher knife, glares*

Mickey: O.o Why me?

Yet somewhere else...

Kairi: *sitting in chair sobbing*

Tidus: *walks in, sits in chair next to Kairi* Hey Kairi, you okay? Wanna talk about it?

Kairi: Oh, hi Tidus. *wipes eyes*

Tidus: Let's have a chat, girl to girl.

Kairi: *pause* But you're not a-

Tidus: So you and Riku. You love him but you don't want to hurt Sora.

Kairi: No, it's the other way arou-

Tidus: Riku like you a lot. I think Sora doesn't like you as much as Riku. I mean, c'mon, have you seen the way he *looks* at you?

Kairi: Tidus, what are you talkin-

Tidus: If I had to choose, personally, I'd pick Riku because he's such a hottie.

Kairi: *pause* Tidus, you're really starting to freak me out...

Tidus: Besides, Sora's not even here. He'd never know... just give Riku one night... I'm sure he'd-

Kairi: OMG! Tidus, what are you on!?! *leaves*

-door slams-

Tidus: All right, let me know how it turns out!

Back to the first elsewhere...

Selphie: And this is for baby bunnies! *hacks butcher knife into wall* And this is for butterflies! *hacks butcher knife into wall*

Mickey: Um... Selphie...

Selphie: And THIS is for MOUSIES!!! *hacks butcher knife into wall*

Mickey: *gulp*

So that's the end of chapter three! These things are getting shorter... This took like five minutes to type, whereas my songfic "Wanna Be" took like 2 hours. Go read that, if you're into YuGiOh, but otherwise, just review this. Oh yeah, and Tidus has a perfectly good explanation for acting gay. I'm gonna figure it out soon. I promise.

Til then!

--linz