See! I knew I'd eventually getting around to typing up some of this stuff! I think I may have finished this chapter sometime in April... *sweatdrop* This is English class from last year. That's horrible. I'd even forgotten this fic was in script form. Urgh.
Disclaimer: I still don't own Kingdom Hearts! Imagine!
8554: *staring blankly at paper while sitting in English class* Writer's block, writer's block... *looks up at readers* Hello! I have a really bad case of writer's block. I dunno what to do.
Ansem: Didn't I release the Heartless in chapter 2?
8554: Oh yeah... thanks, Ansem!
Ansem: You're welcome. *pause* DARKNESS! *disappears*
Sora: *runs in, Keyblade drawn* Alright, where's Ansem? I'm sick of him coming back from the dead...
8554: You just missed him. And I thought Riku had your keyblade, where'd you get that one?
Sora: Riku had my keyblade? Good, cause I stole it from him anyway.
Destiny Islands
Riku: What the – where's my other keyblade?
Wherever we were at first... my English class apparently, O.o'
8554: But he's on the Destiny Islands and you're in Traverse Town. Well, that's where you're supposed to be...
Sora: And Ansem's supposed to be dead. Not like- *pause* Did you say Riku was on the Destiny Islands?
8554: Yeah. Why?
Sora: With Kairi?
8554: Um, yeah.
Sora: But... with Kairi?
8554: *rolls eyes, zaps Sora back to Traverse Town*
Kairi: *runs in, Keyblade drawn* Alright, where's Sora?
8554: *sighs* Just what I need. Another running gag. Although I really do wonder where you got a keyblade...
Kairi: Oh, I found it near Selphie's house!
Selphie's house...
Selphie: *standing over Mickey with butcher knife*
Mickey: Selphie... can't we just talk this over... Preferably when I have my keyblade...
Selphie: *laughs, grins, puts up butcher knife* Silly mousie lost his keys!
Mickey: *sweatdrop*
Back in English class...
8554: Anyway, Kairi, I just sent Sora back to Traverse Town. You oughtta go find him. He misses you, I think.
Kairi: Really?
8554: He seemed rather... distraught... when he found out Riku was with you on the Destiny Islands.
Kairi: *grins*
8554: So go back. *zaps Kairi back to Destiny Islands*
Mrs. C.: LINZY! Stop whatever you're doing and PAY ATTENTION!
8554: Um, oops.
Destiny Islands... Riku's house...
Kairi: *flings open door* RIKU! We have to go!
Riku: *yawns, doesn't get up because was asleep* Wha...
Kairi: NOW, Riku! *brandishes keyblade*
Riku: AHH! *jumps out of bed, allows fangirls to imagine ducky pajamas or whatever* Don't hurt me! *pause* Where'd the keyblade come from?
Kairi: COME ON! *waves keyblade at Riku*
Riku: *walks slowly toward the door*
Kairi: *jumps at him, snarls*
Riku: *runs out the door and in the general direction of...*
...Selphie's house.
Riku: *banging on door* SELPHIE! Let me in!
Mickey: *runs out door* SHH! Riku, you'll wake her up! We have to get out of here!
Kairi: *in distance* RIKU!
Riku and Mickey: *run for lives*
The beach
Mickey: We have to get off this island.
Riku: B-but... this is my home!
Mickey: *points in distance, where Selphie and Kairi can be clearly seen approaching with assorted weaponry*
Riku: Point. Let's go. *jumps on raft, grabs Mickey, sails away*
Kairi and Selphie: *shouting frantically from shore, waving spears*
Riku and Mickey: O.o...
The middle of the ocean.
Mickey: Are we lost?
Riku: Of course not!
Mickey: We're lost.
Riku: Okay... maybe a little...
Mickey: We're... really lost.
Riku: Pretty much.
Mickey: Ah.
Okay, this is boring. I'm just gonna make them hit something.
Riku and Mickey: *land on creepy looking island*
Now when I say "creepy looking island," I mean...
DARK with lots of BATS flying around and killing stuff with a huge STORM floating around and a BLACK SAND beach with a giant VOLCANO spewing molten rock onto the JAGGED CLIFFS and a giant EVIL-LOOKING CASTLE and so I just wanted to clarify the "creepy looking" aspect of the "creepy looking island."
Mickey: *steps off raft* Wow, this island looks creepy...
Riku: *looks around* Every so often, there is a fangirl that is too wild to be sustained by the limits of fanfiction... they write thousands of stories, create character shrines... have séances to pull the spirits of the characters from the game or book or movie... Mickey, we've found the ISLAND OF LOST FANGIRLS!!!
Mickey: O.o... How do you figure that?
Riku: *motions to giant "ISLAND OF LOST FANGIRLS!!!" sign flashing neon pink*
Mickey: Oh.
End chapter four! Which hopefully was longer than some of the rest. And I know I was writing this chapter when the Linkin Park cd came out March 15th, so that's bad...
Maybe I'll hurry up and post chapter five, for you people.
Or maybe not. Review!