Cast Party 3: Dirty Dancing
Rated: R for vulgar language sex and minors in position of alcohol
Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own the characters of Rurouni Kenshin or any other Anime characters in this fic.
/Now that Ami and Cheri have found their love for porn and the Z fighters have over welmed them selves with alcohol and are now trying to convince Bulma and chichi to do a strip show.
Goku and Vageta: Oh come on girls Please starry eyed with a drunken slosh to it
Bulma: absolutely not!
Vageta:to Goku whispering in his ear I think we need to get them a tenancy wincey more drunk
Goku hiccup yUp Your right now bottoms up
Tasuki: still watching Chichiri and Ami look at the porn I think I'm going to be sick id Neva think you two would….. he trailed off and barfed in a bucket
/ two hours later the two DBZ women are totally wasted and Rei is getting this twitch in her legs making her want to dance/
Rei: ok now girls lets turn this party up a notch! /Rei gets up on the table and starts to dance slowly unbutton her shirt/
Tasuki: holy shit she's gonna strip yahoo!!!! /sits next to Vageta and Goku watching Rei then to much surprise chichi and Bulma get up on the table and join the drunken Rei/
meanwhile in the back of the room the others have now began to laugh historically for no apparent reason when Fuu gets up from her make-out session with farreow
Fuu: what's so funny guys?
A voice from under a blanket: there on crack I spiked the brownies!
Fuu: oh ok /returns back to ferriows face/
Miaka:/panting for air and questioning the bundle of blankets next to them/ um don't you think this party is getting out of hand I mean most of us are under age to be drinking a few of us are unprotected having sex, their high off their asses and now their stripping!
Tamahome: your no better now come back here! ?pulls Miaka back and pulls a blanket over them and things get bumpy.
/half past midnight every one who was drunk is now passed out on the floor the three strippers have their g-strings filled with singles back to back on the table top falling into a slumber Chichiri and Ami have begun to look for video porn everyone in the back have disappeared in a far bedroom where kinky noises come about now and then/
the next morning Usagi stumbles out of the room in a robe
Usagi: Geez was this a party or what!
Mamaru: yes it sure was…..is that Ami with porn? And is Rei naked?
Usagi: um Mamo-chan I think its best we don't ask and leave right now.
Mamaru: yeah sure….(the two walk out the door the sound of the door slamming wakes everyone up and they all let out a hangover moan)
Tasuki: quit all Da slamin!
Rei: whoa what time is it?
(Miaka pops out of the blanket and looks at her watch )
Miaka: half past 9 am
Sano: (pops out of the other bundle of blankets with Megumi) Holy shit Kenshin and the little missy will be home soon shitt oh I'm in trouble quick everyone help me clean up!
(the DBZ characters collect their stuff and run out the door)
Sano: fuck you to see if I invite you to anymore of my cast parties! (Sano yells out the door at the fighters only to get a shoe chucked at him from behind)
Tasuki: shud up rooster head!
Miaka: sorry Sanoskei we'd love to help but I have to get these guys back besides id hate to see what my guys would do if Kenshin-san got mad
Sano: whad you say?
Tamahome: nothing lets go Miaka!
(Tamahome picks up Miaka and Tasuki and runs out Nuriko, Chichiri and Hotohori stammer behind him Chichiri appears to be hiding some things in his kesa)
Sano: hold it give 'em back you little fucker!
Chichiri: oh man cant I just have one no Da?
Sano: NO!
(Chichiri frowns and empties his kesa that was full of porn magazines)
Kenshin: (from the back gate of the house) SANO!! Miss Megumi were home!
Sano :shitttttttttttttttttttt he's back
(Rei and the reminder of the guests scatter and leave)
Sano: damn you ALLL
(Kenshin and Kaoru walk in the room)
Kenshin & Kaoru: OOORROOO
Kaoru: SANOSKE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: now, now Kaoru I'm sure Sano has an explanation that I do
Sano: iii do really you see I had a little party wile you were gone and wellll………..
Kenshin: where's Yahiko?
Megumi: …um Sano dear (points to a room to the side where giggling began again)
Sano: oh he's in the other room with the girls from Magic Knight Rayearth I swear it was all his idea!!!!
(Kaoru kicks the MKR cast out of the house still laughing their asses off. and hands Sano, Megumi and Yahiko cleaning supplies)
Kaoru: you three aren't leaving this house for anything until this house is spotless!!!
(Kenshin and Kaoru go to the kitchen to see if they were eaten out of house and home which they were)
Kenshin: um Sano you need to pay for the food your friends ate and any damages they caused this has really upset my Kaoru that it has.
Sano (rolls his eyes and hands Kenshin his wallet) your such a wuss
Kenshin: well actually Sano, Kaoru said if I didn't get the money from you I wouldn't get any tonight. (Kenshin blushed at his confession)
Sano: yeah I hope you enjoy it
The end /great story wasn't it …not really I actually lost inspiration for this story so I think ending it like this is good. Don't forget to read my other stories.