Please review when you're done reading this! It's my first crack at a funny poem and I need to know if it's any good or not! Don't make me beg…Oh yeah, check out my parody, The Lord of Chaos, Confusion and General Insanity. I guarantee some good laughs.
The Reincarnation of Gollum
Oh, my best guy friend is completely insane
And I must admit, he is kind of a pain
He's the one who ripped off Isildur's bane
And took it to the Misty mountains in the rain
And for five hundred years in a dark cave had lain
When a hobbit came along and nearly got him slain
And stole the One Ring that he greatly would distain
And the Hobbit for himself did receive enormous gain
But Gollum set forth one more time again
For adventure and excitement and his preciousss to reclaim
And met another hobbit a long ways down the road
Who wielded a nasty sword inscribed in Elven code
And led them off to Mordor whose great gates did forebode
So he suggested to the hobbits that they take another road
And tried to get them killed, oh the nasty little toad!
So up Mount Doom trudged Sam with Frodo as his load
They had the Precious to destroy.
But Gollum pulled another ploy.
He bit the hobbit on the nose
And a fight he quickly did pose
And the hobbit's anger rose
So into the fire Gollum goes!
But that was a few years agoes.
Now Gollum's back and wearing Walsh clothes.
And still freaks people out, at least ones that he knows.
He'll show me his precious, now and again
That from Mordor's hot fires this prize he did win.