A/N Just a couple little poems I thought up when I probably should've been
doing more important things...oh, and I AM SO SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN
UPDATING! I AM SUFFERING MAJOR WRITERS BLOCK! HELP ME!!!! (

Disclaimer: I quite obviously don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer. If I
did, I most certainly would not be sitting at my computer in the middle of
the night, hunched over my old keyboard...

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You see Buffy is the Chosen One
She kills things that hide from the sun
That doesn't stop her from dating them
The most recent is Spike, friend of Clem
Before that there was Soldier Boy
I'd like to think he was only her toy
Before that still, there was the Poof
But he went bad when they went aloof
Buffy has a sister, her name is Dawn
She's the key, not Joyce's spawn
Buffy's friends with Willow and Xander
Their hair is so shiny
It never gets dander
So that's Buffy for you my friends
The girl who never gets split ends

A/N Okay, I know the 'aloof' line was kinda lame, but I couldn't think of
anything else! Oh, and if anyone's written these kinds of poems already, I
DID NOT READ THEM! I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I PLAGERISE MY POETRY!
That's what happened last time..*pouts* Anyways, REVIEW YOU PEOPLE!! ^_^