While the Adults are Away
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "Oh, sorry. Detail I guess I forgot to mention. You die, you lose".
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Devil_raptor - Sorry, no Leech in THIS fic. I haven't seen season 4 yet, as the UK is evil and mean, and won't show any new episodes yet *hisses at UK TV*
Elieen - I don't know if it's sold in the States, but over here, Weedoll is a weed killer.
Sailor J-chan - There have been rumors that X23 is modeled after Lady Deathstrike (Yriko), but she's a mutant created just for Evo, like Evan and a good few of the Morlocks.
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Chapter 9 - You're It!
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"If someone told me i'd be spendin' the rest of my day in a sewer with a kid, lookin' fer another kid...i'd have laughed", said Todd sadly as he hopped through the dark and nasty sewers.
"Oh cheer up!", said Jamie, "we could be getting a new member".
"Intrudersssssssss".
Todd narrowed his eyes, used to seeing in poor light, took one look at Caliban an screamed his girly scream, hopping behind Jamie.
"Stay back!", shouted Todd, "i got a one-kid army!!!!"
"Hi Caliban!", said Jamie, giving a cheerfull wave, "remember me? I'm Jamie. I hid under here with my friends after the world tried to hunt us down".
Caliban looked at him for a full minute.
"I don't like remembering people", he said, "it makessss me ssssad"
Jamie gave an anyoyed groan.
"Go get Evan".
"No".
"Why?".
"Becaussssse".
There was another splash behind Caliban and Evan stepped out of the shadows. Todd blinked twice before screaming and ducking behind Jamie again.
"That spiky thing ate Evan!", he said.
"......That IS Evan....duh", said Jamie dryly, then smiled at Evan, "hey who's the youngest of the Morlocks? Is it that creepy little girl? I have a proposition for her".
Evan raised a spiky eyebrow before sighing defeatedly.
"Torpid", he shouted, "visitors".
Within seconds, Torpid came skipping past Caliban and Evan. She NEVER got visitors! She made a happy face when she saw who it was, clapping her oversized hands and dancing around in a circle. It was the other kid! The one who could multiply, and he'd come to see HER!!!.
"She's happy to see you", filled in Evan
"....I can see that", said Jamie, backing away slightly as Torpid fluttered her eyelashes at him, he cleared his throat, "can we have a few secs with her alone?".
Caliban and Evan looked at each other, then back at the pair of outsiders.
"We'll be watching, reeeeeeal closssssse", threatened Caliban, shrinking into the shadows.
"Relax, Cal, they can't get through the tunnels without us knowing", said Evan, following him.
Jamie and Todd looked back to Torpid, who smiled expectantly.
"Okay, we are proud members of YAMS", said Jamie.
Torpid blinked, then mimed eating.
"No, not the sweet potato", said Todd with a sigh, "Younger Abused Members Society".
"It's for those of us who are the youngest in our groups that are tired of bieng treated...well....like the youngest", explained Jamie, "wanna join?".
Torpid wrinkled her nose, she wasn't being treated in a nasty way...she loved it here. Then again....she could spend some time with beautifull blue eyes there. She gave a small smile and nodded.
"Cool!", said Jamie, thrusting his specially made 'YAMS Welcome Pack' into her hands, glad she was wearing gloves, "welcome to the group, Sister Torpid".
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"Take the eye drops, Sam".
"No".
Jean narrowed her eyes. The time spent at the optitian had NOT been a fun one. Roberto had to forcibly hold Sam down in the chair so Dr Blinkin' could examine Sam's eye. The verdict was an infection caused by something hitting his eye (that would be X23's Yeloygoin) and had to take eye drops twice a day and wear and eyepatch. Once everyone had got all the pirate jokes out of their system, which, needless to say, took a while, it was time to persuade Sam to take the drops. It was NOT easy.
"Sam, if you don't take your eye drops, you'll never get better!", she snapped.
"A'h don't care", said Sam, "ah'm fine with one eye".
"You flew into a lampost", said Roberto, "you know why? BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SEE WHERE YOU WERE GOING!!!".
"That was an accident", said Sam, "okay, look a'hll do it ma'hself".
He removed his patch and held the eye dropper above him. Just as he released a drop however, he flinched his head away. He put the bottle down and smiled.
"There, did it".
"No you didn't, you turned your head away!", said Tabby.
"No, no, a'h dropped it in, honest", said Sam, "ahhhh a'h can feel it healin' already".
"Do it properly, Sam", said Jean.
"A'h did a'h....", Sam trailed off, crossing his arms, "no".
Jean, Tabby and Roberto looked at each other, each giving a nod.
"GET HIM!".
Sam gave a squeak as Roberto powered up and tackled him to the ground, Jean following suit, using her TK to help.
"Arrrrghhh! Get offa me!!!", said Sam, trying desperately to get away from them.
Roberto sat on Sam's legs, while Jean sat on his chest, holding his arms down. Tabby took this oportunity to grab his head, forcibly open his eye and drop two drops into it, Sam yelling for mercy all the time. As soon as the deed was done, Roberto, Tabby and Jean stepped WELL away. Sam stood up, put the patch over his eye and walked out with the tiny shred of dignity he had left......which sadly he lost when he walked into the wall. Damnit this patch screwed up this depth perception.
"You're all going to Hell", he said simply before leaving.
"And we have to do this twice a day for five days?", said Tabby, "....we need a better plan, he'll be expecting us now".
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"I am stuck on Bandaid because Bandaid's stuck on me", sang X23 happily as she jumped from tree to tree.
Unfortunately, the last tree she landed on had been affected by the Weedoll, which would later be known as Kurt's 'whoopsie'. Unable to take even HER weight, it collapsed on the ground, throwing X23 off with it. She blinked,dazed for a second before her healing factor kicked in and she shrugged it off.
"Oh well", she said, before skipping off.
Ray blinked at this random destruction...heh, Wolverine would be maaaaad later. He would be so mad that...
"Ooomf", Ray was suddenly pushed from behind, falling head-first into a pile of leaves, he groaned and looked back to see a hyper X23....okay how many of her WERE there? He was SURE she was just in front of him.
"You're It!", said X23.
"....I thought i was already 'It'", said Ray, sitting up with a groan.
"Oh.....", said X23, the shrugged, "what do i know?, i've never played this game before".
She smiled at him expectantly. Ray gave a defeated sigh and poked her on the leg. X23 blinked at her leg, then at Ray.
"You're It now", said Ray, "i tagged you".
"Ok", said X23, blinking a few more times, "errrr....what do i do now?"
"I run away, and you have to try and catch me", said Ray, "once you've caught me, then i'm it, and i have to catch you...and so it goes on".
Realisation dawned on X23's face.
"Oh!. I get it now!!!", she said proudly, "this is kinda like a training programe i had in Hydra".
"Oh?"
"Yeah", said X23, "it was called Predator!....the only difference is that i don't kill you once i've caught you. But i'm SURE i can remember that"
Ray's face twitched ever so slightly.
"Grreeeeeaaaaat", he said with a nervous laugh, before giving a squeak and RUNNING.
X23 laughed and waitied for a few minutes before going after him...so, she liked a challenge.
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Another chapter down. The fun we are having with Sam was inspired by Friends. TOW Joey's Big Break, though i am planning to brign it to whole new levels of madness. Oh yes. Anyway, do review. Incidentally, for those who are interested, the first chapter of my 6th Sidney chronicle had just been put up ;) Until next time...
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "Oh, sorry. Detail I guess I forgot to mention. You die, you lose".
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Devil_raptor - Sorry, no Leech in THIS fic. I haven't seen season 4 yet, as the UK is evil and mean, and won't show any new episodes yet *hisses at UK TV*
Elieen - I don't know if it's sold in the States, but over here, Weedoll is a weed killer.
Sailor J-chan - There have been rumors that X23 is modeled after Lady Deathstrike (Yriko), but she's a mutant created just for Evo, like Evan and a good few of the Morlocks.
***
Chapter 9 - You're It!
****
"If someone told me i'd be spendin' the rest of my day in a sewer with a kid, lookin' fer another kid...i'd have laughed", said Todd sadly as he hopped through the dark and nasty sewers.
"Oh cheer up!", said Jamie, "we could be getting a new member".
"Intrudersssssssss".
Todd narrowed his eyes, used to seeing in poor light, took one look at Caliban an screamed his girly scream, hopping behind Jamie.
"Stay back!", shouted Todd, "i got a one-kid army!!!!"
"Hi Caliban!", said Jamie, giving a cheerfull wave, "remember me? I'm Jamie. I hid under here with my friends after the world tried to hunt us down".
Caliban looked at him for a full minute.
"I don't like remembering people", he said, "it makessss me ssssad"
Jamie gave an anyoyed groan.
"Go get Evan".
"No".
"Why?".
"Becaussssse".
There was another splash behind Caliban and Evan stepped out of the shadows. Todd blinked twice before screaming and ducking behind Jamie again.
"That spiky thing ate Evan!", he said.
"......That IS Evan....duh", said Jamie dryly, then smiled at Evan, "hey who's the youngest of the Morlocks? Is it that creepy little girl? I have a proposition for her".
Evan raised a spiky eyebrow before sighing defeatedly.
"Torpid", he shouted, "visitors".
Within seconds, Torpid came skipping past Caliban and Evan. She NEVER got visitors! She made a happy face when she saw who it was, clapping her oversized hands and dancing around in a circle. It was the other kid! The one who could multiply, and he'd come to see HER!!!.
"She's happy to see you", filled in Evan
"....I can see that", said Jamie, backing away slightly as Torpid fluttered her eyelashes at him, he cleared his throat, "can we have a few secs with her alone?".
Caliban and Evan looked at each other, then back at the pair of outsiders.
"We'll be watching, reeeeeeal closssssse", threatened Caliban, shrinking into the shadows.
"Relax, Cal, they can't get through the tunnels without us knowing", said Evan, following him.
Jamie and Todd looked back to Torpid, who smiled expectantly.
"Okay, we are proud members of YAMS", said Jamie.
Torpid blinked, then mimed eating.
"No, not the sweet potato", said Todd with a sigh, "Younger Abused Members Society".
"It's for those of us who are the youngest in our groups that are tired of bieng treated...well....like the youngest", explained Jamie, "wanna join?".
Torpid wrinkled her nose, she wasn't being treated in a nasty way...she loved it here. Then again....she could spend some time with beautifull blue eyes there. She gave a small smile and nodded.
"Cool!", said Jamie, thrusting his specially made 'YAMS Welcome Pack' into her hands, glad she was wearing gloves, "welcome to the group, Sister Torpid".
******
"Take the eye drops, Sam".
"No".
Jean narrowed her eyes. The time spent at the optitian had NOT been a fun one. Roberto had to forcibly hold Sam down in the chair so Dr Blinkin' could examine Sam's eye. The verdict was an infection caused by something hitting his eye (that would be X23's Yeloygoin) and had to take eye drops twice a day and wear and eyepatch. Once everyone had got all the pirate jokes out of their system, which, needless to say, took a while, it was time to persuade Sam to take the drops. It was NOT easy.
"Sam, if you don't take your eye drops, you'll never get better!", she snapped.
"A'h don't care", said Sam, "ah'm fine with one eye".
"You flew into a lampost", said Roberto, "you know why? BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SEE WHERE YOU WERE GOING!!!".
"That was an accident", said Sam, "okay, look a'hll do it ma'hself".
He removed his patch and held the eye dropper above him. Just as he released a drop however, he flinched his head away. He put the bottle down and smiled.
"There, did it".
"No you didn't, you turned your head away!", said Tabby.
"No, no, a'h dropped it in, honest", said Sam, "ahhhh a'h can feel it healin' already".
"Do it properly, Sam", said Jean.
"A'h did a'h....", Sam trailed off, crossing his arms, "no".
Jean, Tabby and Roberto looked at each other, each giving a nod.
"GET HIM!".
Sam gave a squeak as Roberto powered up and tackled him to the ground, Jean following suit, using her TK to help.
"Arrrrghhh! Get offa me!!!", said Sam, trying desperately to get away from them.
Roberto sat on Sam's legs, while Jean sat on his chest, holding his arms down. Tabby took this oportunity to grab his head, forcibly open his eye and drop two drops into it, Sam yelling for mercy all the time. As soon as the deed was done, Roberto, Tabby and Jean stepped WELL away. Sam stood up, put the patch over his eye and walked out with the tiny shred of dignity he had left......which sadly he lost when he walked into the wall. Damnit this patch screwed up this depth perception.
"You're all going to Hell", he said simply before leaving.
"And we have to do this twice a day for five days?", said Tabby, "....we need a better plan, he'll be expecting us now".
******
"I am stuck on Bandaid because Bandaid's stuck on me", sang X23 happily as she jumped from tree to tree.
Unfortunately, the last tree she landed on had been affected by the Weedoll, which would later be known as Kurt's 'whoopsie'. Unable to take even HER weight, it collapsed on the ground, throwing X23 off with it. She blinked,dazed for a second before her healing factor kicked in and she shrugged it off.
"Oh well", she said, before skipping off.
Ray blinked at this random destruction...heh, Wolverine would be maaaaad later. He would be so mad that...
"Ooomf", Ray was suddenly pushed from behind, falling head-first into a pile of leaves, he groaned and looked back to see a hyper X23....okay how many of her WERE there? He was SURE she was just in front of him.
"You're It!", said X23.
"....I thought i was already 'It'", said Ray, sitting up with a groan.
"Oh.....", said X23, the shrugged, "what do i know?, i've never played this game before".
She smiled at him expectantly. Ray gave a defeated sigh and poked her on the leg. X23 blinked at her leg, then at Ray.
"You're It now", said Ray, "i tagged you".
"Ok", said X23, blinking a few more times, "errrr....what do i do now?"
"I run away, and you have to try and catch me", said Ray, "once you've caught me, then i'm it, and i have to catch you...and so it goes on".
Realisation dawned on X23's face.
"Oh!. I get it now!!!", she said proudly, "this is kinda like a training programe i had in Hydra".
"Oh?"
"Yeah", said X23, "it was called Predator!....the only difference is that i don't kill you once i've caught you. But i'm SURE i can remember that"
Ray's face twitched ever so slightly.
"Grreeeeeaaaaat", he said with a nervous laugh, before giving a squeak and RUNNING.
X23 laughed and waitied for a few minutes before going after him...so, she liked a challenge.
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Another chapter down. The fun we are having with Sam was inspired by Friends. TOW Joey's Big Break, though i am planning to brign it to whole new levels of madness. Oh yes. Anyway, do review. Incidentally, for those who are interested, the first chapter of my 6th Sidney chronicle had just been put up ;) Until next time...