While the Adults are Away
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "You don't say sorry when you shoot somebody. You can say sorry when you step on someone's toe, or accidentally break their glasses, or when you fart while they're eating".
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Jewelz - You can't find any Romy's? 0_o. They are everywhere! *shudders* Yup i like the couple, but they aren't gonna be highlighted in this fic, nope.
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Chapter 10 - The inveitable happens
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"La de blah de be de da Marcarena, HEY MACARENA!".
Remy arched an eyebrow as Pyro walked by, a big crate in his hands, singing at the top of his voice.
"Pyro", he said, "what are you doing?".
Pyro stopped dead, before giving Gambit an inocent 'who, me?' smile.
"....Nothing".
"What's in de crate?", asked Gambit, pointing at the crate, which Pyro blinked at.
"Errr.....cheese?", he tried.
"Cheese?".
Pyro sighed.
"Okay, it's beer", he said, "we're gonna have a party!".
"When was dis planned?".
"About quarter of an hour ago", admited Pyro, "oh come on, it'll be fun!".
"Gambit not sure.....", said Remy, "Magneto said dat we had to keep dis place in one piece".
"He didn't say anything about a party though, did he?", said Pyro, then hopped up and down like a little child, "oh pleeeeaaaaassseeee?".
Gambit gave a defeated sigh.
"You're only gonna go and do it behind my back anyway...aren't you?".
"Yup".
"Fine...Gambit knew not'ing, Gambit saw not'ing", said Remy.
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Meanwhile, Ray had manged to run about five feet before X23 pounced on him.
*SNIKT*
"Don't kill, don't kill!!!!", screamed Ray, holding his hands up.
*SNIKT*
"Sorry", said X23 sheepishly, "almost forgot".
Ray let out a nervous laugh.
"Hey...how about we play something a little less...errr violent", he said, "How about hide and seek?"
"Okay", replied X23, "...Errrrrr how do i play that?".
"You close your eyes and i go hide, then you have to try and find me".
"Oh...kinda like tracking!", said X23, closing her eyes.
Ray chuckled to himself and turned around to find a hiding spot, only to find X23 standing in front of him...how fast could she MOVE?!!!
"Found you", said X23.
"No", said Ray with a sigh, "close your eyes AND count to a hundred or something, THEN look for me".
"Oh", said X23, closing her eyes again, "one, two, three".
Ray watched her for a minute before running off.
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"And this pink gopher will bring us to freedom, to justice, to POWER!".
Todd and Torpid blinked at Jamie, who was currently standing on a soap box, speaking like a world leader. He had a little ceramic pink gopher in his arms, holding it proudly.
"....I think ya takin' this a little too far", he said.
Jamie jumped from his soap-box, pointing a finger at Todd.
"Do you doubt the power of YAMS?!!!", he asked.
"Well, we haven't done ANYTHING", said Todd, "nothin' has changed, we're as ignored as ever. Yesterday, Pietro flushed my favorite dried butterfly down the toilet".
Torpid quirked an eyebrow at him.
"Hey, they taste good!", said Todd defensively, "besides, what i'm sayin' is that YAMS have done nothin' ta stop that".
"You dare deny YAMS?", said Jamie, "then, Brother Toad, you are a brother of YAMS no longer!".
"FINE!", said Todd, "lets see how you do with just TWO members!".
With an indignant snort, he hopped off, leaving Torpid and Jamie alone.
"Hah!", said Jamie, "go ahead and leave. We don't need you, right, Torpid?".
Torpid turned to him and blinked. She then gave a smile and hugged him.
"Yeah.....right", said Jamie, trying to shake her off.
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"Target is in sight", said Tabby, from where she hid behind a potted plant, "you see him yet Robbie?"
"......Tabby, i'm standing right next to you", replied Roberto, rolling his eyes.
"Oh phhhft, where's your sense of adventure?", said Tabby, watching as Sam walked by, looking more than slightly cautious, "DIVE DIVE DIVE!".
She lept out of her hiding place, making a wild leap for the Southern boy. Sam gave a squeak of terror and cannonballed away...smashing through the entrance to the mansion as he did so.
"Oh", said Tabby as a piece of glass fell down from the smashed doorway, "i...didn't see that one coming".
"Come on, lets get him!", said Roberto, running off after Sam.
Outside, Ray chuckled from his hiding place. She'd NEVER find him behind this well, nope, never.
"I found you".
....Damn. Ray looked up to see X23 smiling at him.
"I could smell you from MILES around", she said, "that was easy".
"That was technically cheating", replied Ray.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!".
Both mutants looked up to see Sam cannonball past them, Roberto and Tabby in hot persuit, waving an eye drop bottle around.
"People here are weird", said X23 once they'd past, "so...what should we play now?"
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There, another chapter down and done. Do reiview. Until next time...
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "You don't say sorry when you shoot somebody. You can say sorry when you step on someone's toe, or accidentally break their glasses, or when you fart while they're eating".
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Jewelz - You can't find any Romy's? 0_o. They are everywhere! *shudders* Yup i like the couple, but they aren't gonna be highlighted in this fic, nope.
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Chapter 10 - The inveitable happens
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"La de blah de be de da Marcarena, HEY MACARENA!".
Remy arched an eyebrow as Pyro walked by, a big crate in his hands, singing at the top of his voice.
"Pyro", he said, "what are you doing?".
Pyro stopped dead, before giving Gambit an inocent 'who, me?' smile.
"....Nothing".
"What's in de crate?", asked Gambit, pointing at the crate, which Pyro blinked at.
"Errr.....cheese?", he tried.
"Cheese?".
Pyro sighed.
"Okay, it's beer", he said, "we're gonna have a party!".
"When was dis planned?".
"About quarter of an hour ago", admited Pyro, "oh come on, it'll be fun!".
"Gambit not sure.....", said Remy, "Magneto said dat we had to keep dis place in one piece".
"He didn't say anything about a party though, did he?", said Pyro, then hopped up and down like a little child, "oh pleeeeaaaaassseeee?".
Gambit gave a defeated sigh.
"You're only gonna go and do it behind my back anyway...aren't you?".
"Yup".
"Fine...Gambit knew not'ing, Gambit saw not'ing", said Remy.
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Meanwhile, Ray had manged to run about five feet before X23 pounced on him.
*SNIKT*
"Don't kill, don't kill!!!!", screamed Ray, holding his hands up.
*SNIKT*
"Sorry", said X23 sheepishly, "almost forgot".
Ray let out a nervous laugh.
"Hey...how about we play something a little less...errr violent", he said, "How about hide and seek?"
"Okay", replied X23, "...Errrrrr how do i play that?".
"You close your eyes and i go hide, then you have to try and find me".
"Oh...kinda like tracking!", said X23, closing her eyes.
Ray chuckled to himself and turned around to find a hiding spot, only to find X23 standing in front of him...how fast could she MOVE?!!!
"Found you", said X23.
"No", said Ray with a sigh, "close your eyes AND count to a hundred or something, THEN look for me".
"Oh", said X23, closing her eyes again, "one, two, three".
Ray watched her for a minute before running off.
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"And this pink gopher will bring us to freedom, to justice, to POWER!".
Todd and Torpid blinked at Jamie, who was currently standing on a soap box, speaking like a world leader. He had a little ceramic pink gopher in his arms, holding it proudly.
"....I think ya takin' this a little too far", he said.
Jamie jumped from his soap-box, pointing a finger at Todd.
"Do you doubt the power of YAMS?!!!", he asked.
"Well, we haven't done ANYTHING", said Todd, "nothin' has changed, we're as ignored as ever. Yesterday, Pietro flushed my favorite dried butterfly down the toilet".
Torpid quirked an eyebrow at him.
"Hey, they taste good!", said Todd defensively, "besides, what i'm sayin' is that YAMS have done nothin' ta stop that".
"You dare deny YAMS?", said Jamie, "then, Brother Toad, you are a brother of YAMS no longer!".
"FINE!", said Todd, "lets see how you do with just TWO members!".
With an indignant snort, he hopped off, leaving Torpid and Jamie alone.
"Hah!", said Jamie, "go ahead and leave. We don't need you, right, Torpid?".
Torpid turned to him and blinked. She then gave a smile and hugged him.
"Yeah.....right", said Jamie, trying to shake her off.
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"Target is in sight", said Tabby, from where she hid behind a potted plant, "you see him yet Robbie?"
"......Tabby, i'm standing right next to you", replied Roberto, rolling his eyes.
"Oh phhhft, where's your sense of adventure?", said Tabby, watching as Sam walked by, looking more than slightly cautious, "DIVE DIVE DIVE!".
She lept out of her hiding place, making a wild leap for the Southern boy. Sam gave a squeak of terror and cannonballed away...smashing through the entrance to the mansion as he did so.
"Oh", said Tabby as a piece of glass fell down from the smashed doorway, "i...didn't see that one coming".
"Come on, lets get him!", said Roberto, running off after Sam.
Outside, Ray chuckled from his hiding place. She'd NEVER find him behind this well, nope, never.
"I found you".
....Damn. Ray looked up to see X23 smiling at him.
"I could smell you from MILES around", she said, "that was easy".
"That was technically cheating", replied Ray.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!".
Both mutants looked up to see Sam cannonball past them, Roberto and Tabby in hot persuit, waving an eye drop bottle around.
"People here are weird", said X23 once they'd past, "so...what should we play now?"
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There, another chapter down and done. Do reiview. Until next time...