Author's Note: The only thing I own is Sprinkle aka Alicia Owens.
"Yes?" She asked, seemingly clueless to who they were.
"Hey Sprinkle! How's it going?" Brian Kendrick asked, approaching her hospital bed. She gave him a dazed look, like she was studying an abstract painting. John Layfield and Ron Simmons stood behind Kendrick, peering at her.
"Excuse me? Who's Sprinkle and who are you three?" She questioned, staring at them as if they had three heads each. The jaw of Ron Simmons dropped open.
"You're Sprinkle." He stated, as John Layfield cut in.
"And I'm Bradshaw, or John Layfield. He's Farooq, or Ron Simmons." He told her, pointing to Ron Simmons. "And this is Spanky, also known as Brian Kendrick." He added, placing his shoulder on the too shocked to speak young man.
"And how am I Sprinkle?" She asked, still looking dazed.
"That's your wrestling name." Layfield explained to her, as Brian Kendrick just continued to stare. He could not believe what was going on.
"Wrestling? I don't wrestle. I'm a successful business person who owns a shop in Rochester, New York. My name is Anastacia Beaverhousen." She told them, before looking at herself in the mirror. Her lips curled up into a sly smirk.
"What are you talking about? Your name is Alicia Owens and you're a wrestler." Brian Kendrick finally spoke up.
"At least she remembers that she's from Rochester." Ron Simmons said to them, as John Layfield nodded in agreement.
"No, you're wrong. My name is Anastacia Beaverhousen and I'm a businesswoman!" She exclaimed, her voice screeching.
"Your name is Alicia Owens and you're a wrestler!" Brian Kendrick repeated, boiling inside. Ron and John took a step back and decided to let the two continue to try and settle their dispute.
"My name is Anastacia Beaverhousen, damnit! Don't make me wack you with my thousand dollar Louis Vutton handbag!" She threatened, sounding like a crab.
"It's Alicia Owens and you don't have a thousand dollar Louis Vutton handbag!" Brian fought back, as he watched Alicia/Anastacia get out of her hospital bed. Alicia/Anastacia got to the floor and began chasing Brian Kendrick around the room.
"I'll get one!" She screamed at him. He ran in fright. He ran out of the hospital room and down the hallways, being chased by the mad young woman.
"Help me!" He screamed as Ron Simmons and John Layfield bolted out of the room to help him.
"Yes?" She asked, seemingly clueless to who they were.
"Hey Sprinkle! How's it going?" Brian Kendrick asked, approaching her hospital bed. She gave him a dazed look, like she was studying an abstract painting. John Layfield and Ron Simmons stood behind Kendrick, peering at her.
"Excuse me? Who's Sprinkle and who are you three?" She questioned, staring at them as if they had three heads each. The jaw of Ron Simmons dropped open.
"You're Sprinkle." He stated, as John Layfield cut in.
"And I'm Bradshaw, or John Layfield. He's Farooq, or Ron Simmons." He told her, pointing to Ron Simmons. "And this is Spanky, also known as Brian Kendrick." He added, placing his shoulder on the too shocked to speak young man.
"And how am I Sprinkle?" She asked, still looking dazed.
"That's your wrestling name." Layfield explained to her, as Brian Kendrick just continued to stare. He could not believe what was going on.
"Wrestling? I don't wrestle. I'm a successful business person who owns a shop in Rochester, New York. My name is Anastacia Beaverhousen." She told them, before looking at herself in the mirror. Her lips curled up into a sly smirk.
"What are you talking about? Your name is Alicia Owens and you're a wrestler." Brian Kendrick finally spoke up.
"At least she remembers that she's from Rochester." Ron Simmons said to them, as John Layfield nodded in agreement.
"No, you're wrong. My name is Anastacia Beaverhousen and I'm a businesswoman!" She exclaimed, her voice screeching.
"Your name is Alicia Owens and you're a wrestler!" Brian Kendrick repeated, boiling inside. Ron and John took a step back and decided to let the two continue to try and settle their dispute.
"My name is Anastacia Beaverhousen, damnit! Don't make me wack you with my thousand dollar Louis Vutton handbag!" She threatened, sounding like a crab.
"It's Alicia Owens and you don't have a thousand dollar Louis Vutton handbag!" Brian fought back, as he watched Alicia/Anastacia get out of her hospital bed. Alicia/Anastacia got to the floor and began chasing Brian Kendrick around the room.
"I'll get one!" She screamed at him. He ran in fright. He ran out of the hospital room and down the hallways, being chased by the mad young woman.
"Help me!" He screamed as Ron Simmons and John Layfield bolted out of the room to help him.