Disclaimer: Okay, This finally being added on here! I do not own Final Fantasy.

Selphie: Irvy? Are you awake?

The brown haired girl shook her boyfriend awake, sharply. The tangled mess in the bed slowly turned on his side as he moaned.

Irvine: Selphie, it's (looks at his clock) 4 in the MORNING!!!

Selphie: Shh, everyone else is asleep!

Irvine: They should be! And you should too! Goodnight! Again!

Selphie: Irvine Kinneas!!!

Selphie decided she would try to shake him again.

Irvine: Selphie!!! Why in the world do you want me to get up!? Nobody else is awake, except for you!

Selphie: Now you are too!! Yay!!

Irvine: No I am NOT awake!! You won't let go of my arm!!

She hadn't realized that she did indeed have his arm and yanked him, moomba boxers and all, out of the bed. Irvine was still asleep and tripped over Squall. He didn't wake up, luckily. Irvine finally ended up following Selphie out of the room without any more trouble. When they got to the hall Selphie let go of Irvine's arm, only to grab his hand with a horrifying death grip. Irvine had had about had enough. He was usually in a good mood but then again it was early.

Irvine: Selphie Tilmitt!!! Let GO!!

Irvine yanked his hand back, hit the wall, and sat on the floor. He was rubbing his head when Selph bent down and asked him why he was so mad. Irvine looked at her, awestruck. He took a deep breath because even though she could be quite annoying he still loved her. He pulled her down beside him and clamped a hand over her mouth.

Irvine: Selph, in short, complete sentences with no words over two syllables tell me why you woke me up at 4am. I am going to let go now.

Selphie: You promised we would go eat breakfast and then go to the carnival tonight!!!

Irvine: Carnival is 3 syllables, silly. And yes I said that we would go tonight. Selphie we just threw you a birthday party, and I am beat!! Please let me have at least four more hours of sleep and then I promise we will go do whatever you want. OK?

Selphie: Irvy, Your THE BEST!!

Selphie hugged him with a great big hug and fell asleep. Irvine didn't want to move for fear she might wake up so he slouched up against the wall with her and fell asleep. There was no one else awake so who was gonna tell them they couldn't? He opened his door and pulled a blanket off of someone. He hoped it wasn't Zell or he would never hear the end of it. He craned around the corner and saw it was Quistis. She won't be to mad he thought. He quietly shut the door and fell asleep holding Selphie so she couldn't get away and get lost like the last time. Around 8:30, Irvine noticed there was no one else there. Oh great!! he thought she's broke something!! She's set the place accidentally on fire, what now!! He got up and walked down to the cafeteria. His hair was kind of in a mess but he was still cute. He turned the corner and was almost mowed down by Zell.

Zell: Irvine!! Someone broke the toilet in the girls' bathroom so there is water everywhere!!

Irvine: Have you seen Selph?

Zell: Yeah! She's in the bathroom and won't come out! Better go get her!!

With that, Irvine ran to the bathrooms. Seifer was up ahead guarding the doorway with Rajin and Fujin.

Seifer: Where do you think you're going?

Irvine: I heard Selphie was in the bathroom and won't come out. Can I please see if I can get her out?

Seifer: It's gonna cost you.

Irvine: What!! No way!

Seifer: Well I guess you don't want to save your girlfriend!

About that time Squall and Rinoa came trudging down the hallway.

Squall: What's the problem here?

Seifer: Nothing sir! Everything is under control!

Squall: Cut the trash. What's up Irvine?

Irvine: Selph's locked herself in the little girl's room and Seifer won't let me through!

Squall: Seifer, let us through or else I'll tell everyone about your Playgirls under your gunblade case.

Seifer was steaming. He looked around at Irvine's surprised face, Rinoa holding in the laughter, and back at Squall's blank expression. He slowly let them go through.

They found that the floor was beginning to have a creek running through it. They ran to the door that was pulled shut and Irvine put his ear to the door.

Irvine: Selph are you OK?

He heard a soft whimpering noise. Then a shatter against the door.

Irvine: What's the matter pixy stick?

From inside they heard a shuffle and something hit the ground hard.

Selphie: Why can't anybody tell me the sink is broke!!!! Everyone else knew!!! (blows her nose) No one cares about little old Selphie!! It's not my fault I didn't see the sign on the wall, with it's big red letters!!! UUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!

Rinoa grimaced and tried to hold in a chuckle. Irvine put his head on the door and tried to think of something comforting to say.

Irvine: Why don't you come out? I am sure you didn't mean to break the sink.

Selphie: I broke the stinkin' handle off!!!!

Irvine: Which one?

Selphie: The cold one...(sniffle)... you know I am always the safe one.

Irvine: Well, at least you won't get burned.

Selphie: NO!! I'll only freeze to death and when I am in heaven they'll ask my how I went and I can say 'oh I broke the handle off a bathroom sink and froze to death!' How is cold any better?!

Another random object hit the door and another. Rinoa finally decided she should try girl talk.

Rinoa: Selphie? Sweety remember when I broke my fingernail and I thought I was gonna die? Well you helped me and I didn't!! So come unlock the door and we can help you.

Selphie: You really remember that Rinny?

Rinoa: Yep, because that was the day we met.

Selphie: Remember when I came over to you and you were like 'oh don't touch it!! It'll bleed more!! Just leave me to die!'

Rinoa: I didn't say that, did I?

Selphie: Yep and you still do!!

Squall: Rinoa we kind of have to get her out of there...

Rinoa: Squall!!! You ruined the moment! Oh well I guess you're right!! Selphie open the door for us please!

Selphie: I CAN'T!! There is water in here that is waist high and it's swirling down the hole where the drain used to be!!

Irvine: How did the grate get off?

Selphie: Uhh, I kind of needed my extra compact and I guess I forgot to put it back?

Irvine: Well, do u have your nunchucks?

Selphie: No!! I was asleep with you in the hall!! Why would I need nunchucks when you're there to protect me?

They all looked around and couldn't find anything to pull the door out with.

Squall: Where is Quistis?

Rinoa: Still asleep. Zell was going to check on her.

Squall: Go see if you can ask her for her whip please. Me and Irvine gotta hold the door shut so this place doesn't flood!

Squall kissed her on the cheek as she ran off through the Garden to find Irvine's dorm. She came up to Seifer and the D.C. She felt something grab her butt and turned in time to catch Seifer give her an imaginary kiss. She glared at him and slapped him hard across his face. She ran off to find Quisti again and left Seifer holding his face in his hands with tears between his fingers.