Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy or the Garden's bathroom...

Irvine's dorm was a mess of blankets, chips, pop cans, pixy stick wrappers (provided by Selph and mostly consumed by her), papers, makeup, and weapons. The bathroom light was on and the room stank. Rinoa pinched her nose and found Quistis bent over the toilet. Zell was sitting on a chair beside her holding a glass of water. He looked up and nodded to Rinoa.

Zell: Whaddya need?

Rinoa: I need her whip.

Quistis pointed to the corner in the bathroom and there sat a whip with pixy stick dust stuck to it. Rinoa looked at it and hesitated.

Rinoa: Zell, why don't I stay here with her and you go help Selph get out of the bathroom. The guys could probably use you more than me.

Zell: Okay, here. She'll reach for it when she needs it. I think she drank to much pop and ate too much pixy stick dust.

Rinoa grabbed the glass and Zell grabbed the sticky whip. He ran out of the dorm to the restrooms. Irvine and Squall had their backs against the door holding it shut. When they saw Zell they motioned him over.

Zell: What's going on?

Squall: We'll tell ya later!! Just throw the whip in!! Hold one end!!

Zell tossed with all his might and wasn't even half way there. Squall let his head down and told him to switch places with Irvine. He did and Irvine tossed it in. From inside they heard Selphie scream.

Selphie: A whip? QUISTI'S WHIP?!?! What am I supposed to do??

Irvine: Grab it!!

Selphie: I can't!! It's too far!!

Squall, thinking they were going nowhere, saw the hinge start to pop on the top. He thought of a plan quickly.

Squall: Tie the end of the whip to the door on the guys' bathroom!!! Then get over here!!

Irvine did and made sure it was tight.

Squall: Who has Shiva junctioned?

Zell: Quistis does! Why?

Squall: Darn it!!! We need Shiva!! OK.......Siren?

Zell: Rinoa.

Squall: All right, I still have Leviathan. Irvine I am gonna junction him to you. Hold on!!

Squall shut his eyes and after a minute or so he nodded to Irvine to junction him.

Irvine: Ok, now what?

Squall: Cast Leviathan and ask him to clear a little path for Selphie to grab the whip.

Irvine: Couldn't he just move all the water?

Squall: His level isn't that high!!! If it was I would have done that!!!

Irvine cast Leviathan and the water dragon appeared but he didn't do anything. He didn't seem to mind that there was a very loud thump in the bathroom or the fact that he had been summoned in the school hallway.

Irvine: Leviathan, I need you to help Selphie by clearing a little water so she can get out of the bathroom.

Selphie: IRVINE!!! HELP!! THE WATER IS UP TO MY BRA!!!!

Irvine: Leviathan!!!!! Please!!!

The dragon just stood there or rather floated. Then an object hit him from the window above the door. He slowly turned and looked in to see a very disturbed Selphie armed with a curling iron in one hand and the other holding the wall while she balanced on top of the toilet.

Selphie: You stupid dragon!! It's ME!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

The dragon eyed the curling iron one more time and stuck its head through the window. It eyed the room and tried to pull its head out. It was stuck!! Squall was starting to get frustrated. Selphie was locked in the flooding bathroom, Quistis was throwing up in Irvine's dorm, and Leviathan was now stuck in the window!! What else could go wrong? he thought as he looked over at Irvine. Irvine was climbing Leviathan!!

Squall: GET OFF MY GF!!!!!

Irvine: I had a light bulb!!!

Oh great...last time that happened was when he decided to let Selphie has an ice cream bar because she was crying over her necklace that he later fixed. Irvine scrambled up Leviathan as fast as he could. He tried to help him get his head out but that didn't work. Irvine looked down to see if maybe he could get her out. He decided he could try. The worst that could happen would be that the door would pop open and water would flood the hallway. Irvine slid through the window on his back and hopped down. He had never been in the girls' restroom of course so he was kind of lost. He saw Selphie standing on the toilet reaching out to him, her face red with tears. He waded over to her, picked her up in his arms and grabbed the whip. She hugged him so hard he almost choked but he wasn't about to let go. Irvine wasn't looking where he was stepping and stepped in the drain. He held on to Selphie so she wouldn't get hurt.

Irvine: AHHHHH!!!! Selphie, I need you to take the whip!!! TAKE IT!!

Selphie grabbed it quickly.

Selphie: Irvy what's wrong?

Irvine: I'm caught in the stinking drain!! I think my ankle is twisted or something!!! Just get out and tell the guys to get Shiva from Quistis!!!!

Selphie pulled herself up the door, like rock climbing in gym class (she was the best), and pushed herself through the window.

Squall: Where's Irvine!!

Selphie: He's caught in the drain!!! I have to go get Shiva!!!

Selphie sprinted down the hall and toppled in to Rajin. She got up and rubbed her head while she ran. Irvine's life was at stake!!! She ran into the door, which she thought would be open. She saw Quisti in front of the toilet and Rinny beside her.

Selphie: I NEED SHIVA!!!!

Quistis motioned her that Shiva was ready to junction. Selphie got the card from Quistis and ran back to the bathrooms. She arrived with the card only to find the door was almost off and the water was above Irvine's head. She panicked and dropped the card in the water. She scrambled for it. She couldn't find it!! Selphie looked up and there was Leviathan with it in his mouth. Evidently he had got his head out but the window frame was still around it. There was a hole in the wall above the door. She grabbed the card up and summoned Shiva. She froze the water around Irvine as Leviathan moved it away little by little. Finally Irvine could breathe.

Irvine: Selphie!!! Are you OK?????

They heard him scream from the other side of the door. Zell and Squall let the door go since the water was frozen and summoned the Brothers. They tore the top half of the door off so everyone could get inside to help and see if they could fix anything. Selphie immediately ran to Irvine. The sob-ridden face kissed his cheek and gave him a great big hug as the Brothers moved the floor to the where he could get his foot out. Once that was done and all the GF's were back with their owners everyone relaxed. It was now 1pm and breakfast was about over. Selphie didn't care (well a little), she still had Irvine and the carnival!!!! Irvine tried to stand up but he heard something crack and then the pain rushed over him. He had broken something.

Selphie: Irvy, are you OK?!?!?!

Irvine: I THINK SOMETHING'S BROKEN!!!!! I can't stand up!!!

Selphie looked at Squall and he came over. He felt around Irvine's ankle and whenever he got just above it Irvine screamed.

Squall: Yep, it's at least fractured. We'll have to take you to Kadowaki. Selphie can you walk him there?

Selphie: Of course!! He was so brave, I can do anything for him!!!

She put her arm around his waist and he leaned on her with his arm around her shoulders. They left the eventful area and headed to the nurses' office. Meanwhile the faucet was still spewing water, and unfortunately a crowd had begun to gather. Squall thought that they could use some help.

Squall: Everyone move back!!!! I need........you to go tell Cid to turn the water off in the whole Garden. Or if he can just the bathrooms.

Zell: What about Quistis??!!! If the toilet doesn't flush, then she'll have to see her throw up and so will Rinoa!!

Squall: (What a convenient time for Quistis to become Selphie!) Okay, lets think here. When Miran comes back with Cids' answer then we can decide what to do!!!

Seifer: Hey genius! What are you gonna do about the water pipe? You can't freeze it!

Squall: Everyone, you know Seifer right? Well he is gonna take everyone outside. NOW!!!

Seifer: What THE...!! I am not!!

Squall: Playgirls!!

Seifer: Darn you Squall!! Everyone outside on the lawn!!

Micky-chan- (I am now gonna be in two different places!! It might get confusing!)

*The Nurse*

Selphie: Dr. Kadowaki!!! We need......you.

Selphie walked up to the door only to find a sign that stated: Kadowaki is gone on vacation this week. Will be back as soon as I can!!

Selphie thought about where they could go now.

Irvine: Selph, she's not here. Let's go get Squall.

Selphie: Not to worry Irvy!!! You can come to my room!! I got an A in health all 4 quarters and I am the best at repairing things!! Come on!! It'll be fun!!

Irvine: Selphie, I am not too sure you should. You could get expelled.

Selphie: I would feel worse if I didn't help you!!

Irvine: All right, but after this I am going to buy you the biggest box of Lucky Charms I can find!!

Selphie let go accidentally to do her victory dance and Irvine fell down. She stopped abruptly and picked him back up. Irvine was in major pain. He had now been dropped on his butt!! This wasn't making his day any better. They walked to the Girls Dorms.

When they arrived, Fujin stopped them.

Fujin: CAN'T PASS.

Selphie: Fujin!!! He's hurt and he needs to be helped!!! Let us through now!!

Fujin: CAN'T.

Selphie kicked her hard in the shin and sorta ran to her dorm with Irvine. Fujin was grasping her shin and when her hands were lifted there was a bruise the size of a baseball already there. Selphie had had the best low-kick in gym ever since they allowed her to eat Lucky Charms again.

*Selphies' Dorm*

The inside was all neon and fuzzy. Irvine saw multiple pictures of himself plastered on the walls. He smiled and walked over to her bed. It was really soft what with the fuzzy comforter and all. He eyed her stuffed animals and then saw a separate pile. He noticed there were lipstick marks on the noses. Then it hit him. Those were the ones he gave her. He held in a chuckle but when Selphie came out of her walk-in closet dressed in her nurse outfit, he laughed really hard out loud. Selphie was laughing too.

Irvine: What's so funny?

Selphie: You silly!! You stepped in the drain! I think I am starting to rub off on you.

Irvine: So Dr, or should I say Nurse Tilmitt, what's the problem?

Selphie: Let me see.

Selphie walked over and pulled up his pant leg. It was all purple and swelling. It was starting to gross her out majorly.

Selphie: Well, it's broken. And it needs a cast. All I have right now is a wrap. I'll call the health teacher and ask her to come down so she can put a cast on it.

Irvine: No!! Please no. Not her. I really don't particularly like her.

Selphie: Well I guess I could ask her and then try to put one on myself.

Irvine: Call Kadowaki. She is supposed to have a pager.

Selphie: What a great idea!! Wait right here.

Just then a loud bang hit the door and then shouts came form outside. It was Fujin.

Fujin: OPEN!

Selphie locked her 27 locks on her door to keep her out. A girl can't be too careful. Fujin continued to bang on the door. Meanwhile Selphie sat beside Irvine on the bed and telephoned Kadowaki's pager. It did its little ring and Selphie typed in: CALL TILMITT!! 911!! She hung up and threw it at the door. It hit hard and she screamed at Fujin. Irvine was feeling lightheaded and asked Selph for some pain reliever. She came back will a Dixie cup of water and a small pill. He took it and laid down. Selphie threw the cup at the door and lay down beside him. She sat up and rummaged for a pillow and the phone. She found the phone but no pillow. She sighed and laid her head on Irvines' shoulder. Fujin was still pounding the door but she was comfy and she started to sleep. Irvine meanwhile had never been in her room and was looking around at the things scribbled on the walls and all the fluorescent sticky notes. Her room was lived in but one of the notes said 'tidy up day coming!!' He looked down at the finally calm Selphie and kissed her. Everyone was a pair now and everything was great. The carnival wasn't until 6:00 so they could sleep for 3 hours at least. He closed his eyes and slept as well.

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So happy!! I typed some of this last night and finished it today. Sumimasen to all my friends!! I love Irvine!! He had to have a story! Ok, I am working on the third and it's almost done but I don't know if I should post it or not. When you guys have read the first one I'll post the third!! Ok, be looking for the next chapter!!