Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN FINAL FANTASY!! SQUARESOFT DOES!! I, however, OWN KURO AND SHIRO!! YAY!!

*Irvine's Dorm*

Irvine walked to his dorm from the auditorium. He opened the door and there stood the twins. He gasped, turned and ran as fast as he could to Squall's dorm. They two overjoyed twins ran after him waving pens and notepads in the air.

Kuro: COME BACK IRVINE!!!

Shiro: WE LOVE YOU!!!!

Irvine: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!

He slammed into Squall. They both fell down

Together (twins): DOG PILE!!

Squall and Irvine: NOOOOO!!!!

Kuro and Shiro jumped onto both of the teenage boys only to knock the wind out of Irvine. Squall got up from the mess and grabbed Kuro by her black hair. He held her up against the wall and informed her that she wasn't supposed to be here. Kuro was frustrated and so she gave Squall a smooch to get him out of her way. Squall started wiping his mouth madly.

Shiro: KURO!!! You broke rule # 128387! No kissing people other than Irvine!

Kuro: We both broke rule 437! No hurting Irvine!

Together: OH MY GOSH!!!

They reached for Irvine. He was dazed so he didn't know what was going on till he felt two people hug him, tightly.

Together: WE'RE SO SORRY IRVINE!! WE DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU!!! ARE YOU OK?

Irvine: Get off of me... please.

The twins looked up at him with their sad faces. He looked at them with 'scaredy cat' written all over his face. They got up and helped him up. When he was up Shiro started talking.

Shiro: We would like to ask you a couple questions.

Irvine: What fooor....

Kuro: For our shrine to you!! Duh!

Irvine: What!! I don't know... (Jeez, am I like THIS!!)

Shiro: WE LOVE YOU IRVINE!! Now, we just want to ask you 569 questions about yourself. And we would like to start....

They looked up from their notepads and noticed Irvine was gone along with that other, horrible looking guy. They let out two huge sighs and walked back to their dorms. On the way there they both took out a book. Shiro's was How To Stalk That Special Guy. Kuro's was Your Guide To Acting Innocent.

* In the Library*

Squall and Irvine had evaded them all the way to the Library. They sat down at a table and started to discuss the situation at hand: Irvine had girls obsessed with him and it might kill him! They put their heads together to find a solution.

Squall: Well, you could switch gardens.

Irvine: ARE YOU CRAZY!!?? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A TRANSFER IS!!! UHHH! And these people will follow me ANYWHERE!!!

Squall: Ok, well how about you lock yourself in a room? (Do us all a favor!)

Irvine: I can't lock myself anywhere. Those two probably have a pry bar and a drill. If they're like me, that's is if, then they would find one if they didn't own one.

Squall: Looks like you're just gonna have to talk to the D.C.

Irvine: Can you, please?! Seifer hates me and I don't have leverage like you!

Squall: How come I always got to do it? Well, it's gonna cost you.

Irvine: What! I thought we were friends!

Squall: Not money idiot! It's just I have to visit my dad, this Monday.

Irvine: Yeah, so?

Squall: I seriously need you to come along! The man is crazy! I don't care if he is the President!

Irvine: What about Rinoa?

Squall: They got along, GREATLY...

Irvine: Well, I guess, but I can't move around a lot. I HAVE GOT TO GET HEALED!! I can't stand not being to reach the controller for my Playstation! I almost fell off the couch last night!

Squall: Ok, I'll take you to Zell's and then I'll get Seifer to find out about those two.

Irvine: Thanks a lot. Hey, I have one last question. Do you think I am like those two?

Squall: Well, a little. But compared to those two, you barely scrape the bottom of the pan.

Irvine: '...'

Squall: Not cool?

Irvine: No.

Squall: All right.

The two started walking to Zell's dorm. Squall took Irvine through the Training Center. He claimed there was a secret way to his dorm from the exact middle of the area.

*Quisti's Room*

The three girls had all gone to Quisti's room to talk about the new students and the way they stared at Irvine. Selphie was especially worried.

Selphie: What if he likes them? And then what if he goes out with one of them? WHAT IF HE GOES OUT WITH BOTH!!!???

Quistis: That's not logical Selph. Irvine called you last night, did he not?

Selphie: Yeah... OH I see! No wait, they weren't here yet. I don't get it!

Rinoa: Well, Irvine must still love you.

Selphie: Ok, but I think they're gonna stalk him. Did you SEE the way they stared at him?! MY Irvine!

Quistis: They moved in across the hall. Wanna go meet them in person?

Rinoa: I don't think they're there.

Selphie: So!! What a perfect time to snoop!

Rinoa and Quistis: SELPHIE!?

Selphie: We've done it before!

Rinoa: SO! Our guess was right. That girl was gay!! WE HAD PROOF!!

Quistis: What about Fujin?

Selphie: Oh, she won't bother us anymore today or probably the whole week...

Quistis: What did you do?

Selphie explained about how she kicked her in the shin and the incident with the door. Rinoa was looking around Quisti's room. Quistis had no decorating sense. She had plain white walls, boring tan-ish furniture, NO stereo, nothing on her walls (not even a scribble), and it was neat and tidy. She didn't even want to see her bedroom. This was why they rarely ever met here.

Rinoa: Quistis, um... when was the last time we all went to the mall?

Quistis: I don't even know. Why, you want to go?

Rinoa: Yeah, how about Monday?

Selphie: GUYS!! C'mon!! We are formulating a plan!

Rinoa: You're right, but after we snoop, let's talk about Monday!

Together: OK!!

Quistis opened the door and looked both ways. All was clear and she motioned them to follow. The three of them all walked across the hall. Quistis and Rinoa kept a watch as Selphie picked the lock. The door clicked and slid open. Cool, Selphie thought. They all walked in and gasped.

*The Twin's Room*

One side was white. Above the bed it said 'Kuro'. The bed was striped in black and white. It was also neat and tidy. Rinoa and Selphie grimaced. The desk was black and covered in pamphlets and papers.

The other side of the room was black. On the sidewall above the bed it said 'Shiro'. The bed was checkered in black and white. It was a mess. There were Hershey's Cookie's and Cream wrappers covering the floor. The floor on both sides was speckled with, you guessed it, black and white. The desk was white and covered in phone books, pictures, and lots of pens. The three broke up and looked around. Selphie locked the door.

Rinoa: I'll look in the back.

Quistis: No! What if something's back there!

Selphie: GUYS!!! LOOK!!

Selphie was pointing on Shiro's desk. She had decided to look there because it was like her room only colorless. And fuzzy-less. And post-it-less. Rinny and Quisti came over and looked. There were pictures of Irvine and Selphie. Selphie had an 'X' through her in every one.

Rinoa: These look like they're from Galbadia. Look, there is the front of the Garden. And there are plants around the edges of every one of these!

Quistis: Look, there's me! I'm in my See D uniform!

Selphie: I thought they had never been to a school!

Quistis: Better take one of the Garden pictures and report this to Cid so he can call Galbadia.

Rinoa: Oh, yeah and when he asks how we got the pictures, we can say 'OH! We were snooping in their room!'

Selphie: What did you find Quisti?

Quistis: I was reading one of the pamphlets. I discovered it was an informational one about a sniper rifle. Then I glanced over the papers. They were complete maps of the Garden and the ones at least in a 500-mi. radius. It was weird, secret passages, rooftops, undergrounds sewage pipes, everything!! Very thorough.

Rinoa: Doesn't sound like a normal obsession to me.

Selphie grabbed one of the phone books and sat it on her lap. She looked up and closed her eyes. The two girls looked at each other then at Selphie. Selphie then reached into the phone book and flipped to a page with a whole bunch of marks and papers folded in the place.

Quistis: How did you do that?

Selphie: Organization system. Not everything has to make sense Quisti!

Rinoa took the book and studied it. There were phone numbers of weaponry shops and beauty salons. She unfolded some of the papers and read what was on them.

Rinoa: Hey, listen to this! Shiro Hikari _______, age 17, female, full red hair, violet and white nails. Kuro Mizu ______, age 17, brown hair hacked off around edges, purple and gold eyes. Why would they have this all written down? Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me.

Selphie: Let me see that.

Rinoa gave Selphie the piece of paper. Selphie studied it, screamed, and then got on Shiro's computer.

Quistis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Selphie: Rinoa, you were right. It is just a bunch of nonsense. But it means two different things. Tell me, what kinds of numbers are circled in that phone book?

Rinoa: Beauty salons and weaponry shops, hardly a combo one would usually find.

Selphie searched the computer of its' files. She was looking for a specific program that all the computers in the school had. You just had to know how to find it.

Selphie: Quisti, what's the name of that program that we used in class one time?

Quisti: Optimatum, it was program for code. Why?

Selphie: Ok, there it is.

They all looked at the computer screen and watched Selphie work. She typed in all the info that Rinoa had read. After that she pressed decode and waited.

Rinoa: So you think it was some kind of code?

Selphie: Why not? I can find at least one in there and it scares me.

The computer came up with all the possible codes, but someone was coming outside. Selphie scrambled down the list, looking for what she thought was the code. She hoped it wasn't. There was the sound of keys jingling outside the door. Selphie scrambled to turn the computer off and save the info. Rinoa put the book back and Selphie ejected the floppy. With the computer shut down and everything put back they went to the back of the room. They saw two rooms. They looked inside one and saw what looked like a closet. Quistis pushed them that direction. They scrambled to fit in the closet under things and yet still hear the talk outside.

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Well, who is it and what about these twins? So many undetected things. Keep checking back to find out about these mysterious twins. Please R&R!! Domo Arigatoo!!