A/N: Thanks for the reviews. I'm new to Fanfiction.net so I'm still trying to get to grips with everything.
Disclaimer: I dun don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Kaiba confronts Yami and suggests a duel of a different kind. This is humour by the way, nothing serious.
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BATTLE
Kaiba: Yami! You are a fine competitor when it comes to Duel-Monsters, but how do you fare when you must battle using nothing but the sheer vigour of words!
Yami: Kaiba I am a master of all forms of duelling.
Kaiba: Well then in that case I challenge you to a RAP BATTLE!
Yami: (^_^;; What?
Kaiba: What's wrong Yami? Acknowledging your defeat before we've even begun?
Yami: // Yugi, what is this rap that Kaiba speaks of? //
Yugi: / (-_-;;) Remember Snoop Dog? It's like that /
Yami: //Oh, OK // So Kaiba, finally realised that trying to beat me at Duel-Monsters is a waste of time? I accept your challenge.
Joey: Come on Yug! You can take that washed up yuppie (Joey starts to beat box)
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Yami:
I got this tournament in the bag
All duellist best beware
A legend's starting right here
Displaying strength and quick wits all thoughts strategic
Set my target, play with honour and achieve it
No collection of cards, compares to my deck
Provoking me, is something you'll regret
I'll beat you on your own terms put a dent in your name
King of the game winning critical acclaim
I take to the stand, and I control this arena
Break the rules, that's a serious misdemeanour
Watch what you're doing, cause I'm at the helm
Chant an incantation send you into the shadow realm
No illusions here, just your worst nightmare
Stakes are higher, to those who dare
I put my heart in the cards and deal with what life has dealt me
Don't need Exodia to ensure my victory
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Kaiba (buts in):
I, counter attack
Words so confident but battle skills you lack
I'm gonna summon up a comeback
Yami, it's a fact I'm at the top of my game, understand that
BEWD blue eyes like me
Combine all 3
Leave you in the state of disbelief
When my ultimate monster hits you with its white lightning
You ain't got the will to keep on fighting
Why? Because I'm causing you trouble
Wouldn't have a chance without that Millennium Puzzle
Watch me, trench coat blowing so menacing
My verbal onslaught, leaving you defending
True champion verses king of games I'll put you to shame
And they'll proclaim me the new majesty cause here its battle city
More moves than I got money
International like the status of my company, ain't even funny
Yo you can run but you can't hide my contacts will find ya
Leave you in a worse state than how I left your grandpa
Think you banished my dark side, you little losing chump
Time is money and I don't like to waste it on runts!
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A/N: Who won? I don't know; guess it's up to you. More lyrics to come.
Disclaimer: I dun don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Kaiba confronts Yami and suggests a duel of a different kind. This is humour by the way, nothing serious.
*********************************************************************
BATTLE
Kaiba: Yami! You are a fine competitor when it comes to Duel-Monsters, but how do you fare when you must battle using nothing but the sheer vigour of words!
Yami: Kaiba I am a master of all forms of duelling.
Kaiba: Well then in that case I challenge you to a RAP BATTLE!
Yami: (^_^;; What?
Kaiba: What's wrong Yami? Acknowledging your defeat before we've even begun?
Yami: // Yugi, what is this rap that Kaiba speaks of? //
Yugi: / (-_-;;) Remember Snoop Dog? It's like that /
Yami: //Oh, OK // So Kaiba, finally realised that trying to beat me at Duel-Monsters is a waste of time? I accept your challenge.
Joey: Come on Yug! You can take that washed up yuppie (Joey starts to beat box)
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Yami:
I got this tournament in the bag
All duellist best beware
A legend's starting right here
Displaying strength and quick wits all thoughts strategic
Set my target, play with honour and achieve it
No collection of cards, compares to my deck
Provoking me, is something you'll regret
I'll beat you on your own terms put a dent in your name
King of the game winning critical acclaim
I take to the stand, and I control this arena
Break the rules, that's a serious misdemeanour
Watch what you're doing, cause I'm at the helm
Chant an incantation send you into the shadow realm
No illusions here, just your worst nightmare
Stakes are higher, to those who dare
I put my heart in the cards and deal with what life has dealt me
Don't need Exodia to ensure my victory
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Kaiba (buts in):
I, counter attack
Words so confident but battle skills you lack
I'm gonna summon up a comeback
Yami, it's a fact I'm at the top of my game, understand that
BEWD blue eyes like me
Combine all 3
Leave you in the state of disbelief
When my ultimate monster hits you with its white lightning
You ain't got the will to keep on fighting
Why? Because I'm causing you trouble
Wouldn't have a chance without that Millennium Puzzle
Watch me, trench coat blowing so menacing
My verbal onslaught, leaving you defending
True champion verses king of games I'll put you to shame
And they'll proclaim me the new majesty cause here its battle city
More moves than I got money
International like the status of my company, ain't even funny
Yo you can run but you can't hide my contacts will find ya
Leave you in a worse state than how I left your grandpa
Think you banished my dark side, you little losing chump
Time is money and I don't like to waste it on runts!
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A/N: Who won? I don't know; guess it's up to you. More lyrics to come.