PB: Ehmn, when we last left our brave hero's, they were being dragged off the an asylum and-
Hiei: ^_^ We got those really cool coats!
PB: ^_^ Oh yeah that's right, I almost forgot about these! *attempts to model straight jacket but falls over*
Tsukasa: -__-; am I like the only one hear who realizes that these are straight jackets?
PB: Well anyway onto the point, if you haven't guessed it yet, this IS a sequel to my semi popular story, Yu Yu Hakusho on Jerry Springer! Yay! If you haven't read it yet, then its ok, but you might get lost so I will explain it for you all, anyway we were all on Jerry Springer and Yusuke turned out to be a broom and Keiko turned out to be a man and um...Kurama lost his clothing to some fan girls and then Jerry totally lost it and called up some dudes in white coats to take us away to the asylum only they took him too...Oh and Kuwabara was like a drag queen and he was voted the biggest doosh in the universe so he got mad and stomped off somewhere...I don't know if he will be in this story or not...But my good friend Kuramafan14 will! Eventually! Maybe not for a couple chapters though...
Hiei: This really doesn't have much to do with Jerry Springer anymore though...but that's beside the point!
Tsukasa: And the point is?
Hiei and PB: ^_____^ We've got these awesome coats!
Tsukasa: ...PB does not own Jerry Springer or Yu Yu Hakusho...
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In the asylum room place...
Yusuke: *broom noises*
Keiko: You know what?
Yusuke: *more broom noises*
Keiko: Yep.
Yusuke: *more broom noises*
Keiko: Haha really?
Yusuke: *um more more broom noises*
Keiko: Yeah these jackets are pretty cool...
Kurama: *twich*
Genkai: *trying to put on makeup but its not working cause her hands are like tied up*
Keiko: Oh Yusuke your SO silly! *giggles*
Kurama: *twich*
PB: *sniffle* Why am I here? I'm the authoress! This isn't fair! *crying*
Kurama: *twich twich*
Yusuke: *more broom noises*
Keiko: *giggles again*
Genkai: *gets lipstick stuck up nose* AHHHHH!! DAMNIT DAMNIT!
Kurama: *twich*
Hiei: ^^ I just love these coats! But I wish they came in black...
PB: *crying louder*
Kurama: *twich*
Genkai: *starts running around with lipstick still stuck up her nose* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: *TWICH twich twich twich TWICH*
PB: *crying yet even louder*
Yusuke: *more broom noises*
Keiko: *giggle snort giggle* YUSUKE YOU CRACK ME UP!!
Genkai: *running around with lipstick still stuck up her nose cause I can't think of anything else for her to do right now* I CAN'T BREATH! I CAN'T BREATH!
Yusuke: *more and more and more broom noises*
Keiko: *gasp* YUSUKE YOU PERVERT! *breaks Yusuke in half*
Hiei: Oh my god! You killed Yusuke!
Yukina: *who is still in a chicken suit* You bastered!
Hiei: Yukina I thought I told you to watch your potty mouth!
Botan: I forgot I was here for a minute...
Genkai: *dies because of the evil lipstick up her nose*
Yukina: *gasp* That's to people dead! ITS AN EPIDEMIC! WE MUST ESCAPE OR ALL OF US WILL-hey what happened to that Jerry Springer guy?
Botan: *burps and Jerry's glasses fall out of her mouth*
Yukina: You ate him?
Botan: *shrugs* I was hungry...
PB: *crying yet even louder*
Hiei: Oh this jacket it looks SO sexy on me...
Yusuke: *is a DEAD broom man*
Kurama: *twich*
Genkai: *is a dead old whore*
Keiko: *sobbing* Oh Yusuke I miss you so much...he was the only one who truly understood me!
Yukina: Yeah and you killed him...
Keiko: *crying harder* I wished I'd been a girly! Just like me dear papa!
Kurama: *twich*
Botan: Oh yeah haha! That's right Keiko! You're a man!
PB: *stops crying* Well come on I knew it all along...
Botan: Yeah it was pretty obvious...
Yukina: Yeah...
PB: *starts sobbing again and saying stuff about how messed up goat cheese is*
Hiei: ^__^ awww she's cute when she's sad and not trying to make out with me!
PB: *stops crying and gets really big hearts in her eyes* Hiei thinks I'm cute! *faints*
Kurama: *twich twich*
Botan: Hiei I think that jacket is making you go clouding your already bad judgment...
Hiei: Well at least I didn't eat a talk show host...
Kurama: *twitch twitch*
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PB: Yay that's the end of that chapter! And now I have an extremely long speech I would like to say:
*clears throat* In the December of 1997, in Japan, 700 children had convulsions while watching an episode of Poke`mon. Researchers believe that the convulsions were caused by red lights which flashed from Pikachu's eyes. Disturbing ne?
Last week I think on Monday, I went to the eye doctor to practice putting in my contacts. No, I don't wear glasses but if I cant get these damned contacts in, in two weeks they'll force me to! You see I had to practice getting them into my eye, and I spent 30 minutes trying to get one in my right eye and I never ever got it in my right eye so the lady was all "Let's try the left eye and come back to the right eye." And so then I spent 20 minutes trying to get it in my left eye and I finally got it in but then the lady was all "that was good, lets try the right eye again." And so I spent 10 more minutes trying to get it in my right eye again and I never did get it in because then the lady was all "How about we try to take it OUT of the left eye now?" And so I spent 20 minutes trying to get it out of my left eye and I never did get it out so I asked the lady to get it out for me...and she did. So then they told me to come back to 2 weeks and in the meantime, practice touching my eye. But Sherry Louis, the woman who did Lambchop, sang a song about not touching your eye and it was "Don't touch your eye you might cry!" And so I don't know who to listen to...Sherry Louis or the Eye Doctors...If you all could tell me who to listen to it would be greatly appreciated!
Hiei: ^_^ We got those really cool coats!
PB: ^_^ Oh yeah that's right, I almost forgot about these! *attempts to model straight jacket but falls over*
Tsukasa: -__-; am I like the only one hear who realizes that these are straight jackets?
PB: Well anyway onto the point, if you haven't guessed it yet, this IS a sequel to my semi popular story, Yu Yu Hakusho on Jerry Springer! Yay! If you haven't read it yet, then its ok, but you might get lost so I will explain it for you all, anyway we were all on Jerry Springer and Yusuke turned out to be a broom and Keiko turned out to be a man and um...Kurama lost his clothing to some fan girls and then Jerry totally lost it and called up some dudes in white coats to take us away to the asylum only they took him too...Oh and Kuwabara was like a drag queen and he was voted the biggest doosh in the universe so he got mad and stomped off somewhere...I don't know if he will be in this story or not...But my good friend Kuramafan14 will! Eventually! Maybe not for a couple chapters though...
Hiei: This really doesn't have much to do with Jerry Springer anymore though...but that's beside the point!
Tsukasa: And the point is?
Hiei and PB: ^_____^ We've got these awesome coats!
Tsukasa: ...PB does not own Jerry Springer or Yu Yu Hakusho...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In the asylum room place...
Yusuke: *broom noises*
Keiko: You know what?
Yusuke: *more broom noises*
Keiko: Yep.
Yusuke: *more broom noises*
Keiko: Haha really?
Yusuke: *um more more broom noises*
Keiko: Yeah these jackets are pretty cool...
Kurama: *twich*
Genkai: *trying to put on makeup but its not working cause her hands are like tied up*
Keiko: Oh Yusuke your SO silly! *giggles*
Kurama: *twich*
PB: *sniffle* Why am I here? I'm the authoress! This isn't fair! *crying*
Kurama: *twich twich*
Yusuke: *more broom noises*
Keiko: *giggles again*
Genkai: *gets lipstick stuck up nose* AHHHHH!! DAMNIT DAMNIT!
Kurama: *twich*
Hiei: ^^ I just love these coats! But I wish they came in black...
PB: *crying louder*
Kurama: *twich*
Genkai: *starts running around with lipstick still stuck up her nose* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: *TWICH twich twich twich TWICH*
PB: *crying yet even louder*
Yusuke: *more broom noises*
Keiko: *giggle snort giggle* YUSUKE YOU CRACK ME UP!!
Genkai: *running around with lipstick still stuck up her nose cause I can't think of anything else for her to do right now* I CAN'T BREATH! I CAN'T BREATH!
Yusuke: *more and more and more broom noises*
Keiko: *gasp* YUSUKE YOU PERVERT! *breaks Yusuke in half*
Hiei: Oh my god! You killed Yusuke!
Yukina: *who is still in a chicken suit* You bastered!
Hiei: Yukina I thought I told you to watch your potty mouth!
Botan: I forgot I was here for a minute...
Genkai: *dies because of the evil lipstick up her nose*
Yukina: *gasp* That's to people dead! ITS AN EPIDEMIC! WE MUST ESCAPE OR ALL OF US WILL-hey what happened to that Jerry Springer guy?
Botan: *burps and Jerry's glasses fall out of her mouth*
Yukina: You ate him?
Botan: *shrugs* I was hungry...
PB: *crying yet even louder*
Hiei: Oh this jacket it looks SO sexy on me...
Yusuke: *is a DEAD broom man*
Kurama: *twich*
Genkai: *is a dead old whore*
Keiko: *sobbing* Oh Yusuke I miss you so much...he was the only one who truly understood me!
Yukina: Yeah and you killed him...
Keiko: *crying harder* I wished I'd been a girly! Just like me dear papa!
Kurama: *twich*
Botan: Oh yeah haha! That's right Keiko! You're a man!
PB: *stops crying* Well come on I knew it all along...
Botan: Yeah it was pretty obvious...
Yukina: Yeah...
PB: *starts sobbing again and saying stuff about how messed up goat cheese is*
Hiei: ^__^ awww she's cute when she's sad and not trying to make out with me!
PB: *stops crying and gets really big hearts in her eyes* Hiei thinks I'm cute! *faints*
Kurama: *twich twich*
Botan: Hiei I think that jacket is making you go clouding your already bad judgment...
Hiei: Well at least I didn't eat a talk show host...
Kurama: *twitch twitch*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
PB: Yay that's the end of that chapter! And now I have an extremely long speech I would like to say:
*clears throat* In the December of 1997, in Japan, 700 children had convulsions while watching an episode of Poke`mon. Researchers believe that the convulsions were caused by red lights which flashed from Pikachu's eyes. Disturbing ne?
Last week I think on Monday, I went to the eye doctor to practice putting in my contacts. No, I don't wear glasses but if I cant get these damned contacts in, in two weeks they'll force me to! You see I had to practice getting them into my eye, and I spent 30 minutes trying to get one in my right eye and I never ever got it in my right eye so the lady was all "Let's try the left eye and come back to the right eye." And so then I spent 20 minutes trying to get it in my left eye and I finally got it in but then the lady was all "that was good, lets try the right eye again." And so I spent 10 more minutes trying to get it in my right eye again and I never did get it in because then the lady was all "How about we try to take it OUT of the left eye now?" And so I spent 20 minutes trying to get it out of my left eye and I never did get it out so I asked the lady to get it out for me...and she did. So then they told me to come back to 2 weeks and in the meantime, practice touching my eye. But Sherry Louis, the woman who did Lambchop, sang a song about not touching your eye and it was "Don't touch your eye you might cry!" And so I don't know who to listen to...Sherry Louis or the Eye Doctors...If you all could tell me who to listen to it would be greatly appreciated!