Chappy 1
A kangaroo rat runs up and bites you on the nose screaming, "DIE DIE DIE
DIE!" Marita runs away chuckling madly. A large purple fruit bat blushing beat
red walks up and replaces your nose with a much nicer one. Anna: *cough cough* ahhhh. sorry.. that was my little sister, she was supposed to do the disclaimer but someone must've left the sugar out. Right now she. untouchable. so back to the point! I do not own any of the SSBM charactors or any other characters except me, my friends, my teacher, and my sister. Now that the technical stuff is over with, welcome to My Story. My friend Foofbunny helped me write this so it's partly her story too. Thankies Foofbunny! In the more than likely occasion that you have no idea whatsoever who Mr.D, Erian/ Foofbunny, Marita or Anna are I'm going to give a brief explanation of everyone in order of importance.
Anna: The author/ ME! I'm a half human half purple fruit bat with great big purple ears and wings. Remember that I am a FRUIT bat. I am not a vampire bat, I am not evil (unless you consider a Ganondorf follower to be evil), I do not suck blood or any of the nasty like. I am a FRUIT bat and eat fruit, preferably mangos. I also have a gold fang but that's only for good me sure. Other details that I haven't mentioned is that I'm a teenage girl and I have long blond bangs and otherwise have dark blond, shoulder length hair. I think Ganondorf and Jack (pirates of the Caribbean) are by far the most awesome peoples on earth, WHOOT! *svoon svoon* If you haven't seen Pirates Of the Carabean go see it. Now. It is the most awesome movie on earth, and Jack is the most awesome character on earth, followed closely by Ganondorf.
Mr. D: My bizarre science teacher who is obsessed with having people think and problem solve and desperately needs to brush his hair. Be very wary of him. He also speaks at light speed in both French and English (I'm in French emersion)
Marita: part kangaroo rat part I love to drive Anna insane. Marita is my dear sugar addict sis. She's 8. She also has the power to turn me into a giant raging fire dragon with a single word. I swear she knows exactly the right pitch of voice to kill me, but first she tortures me for hours by repeating molymolymolymolymolymoly over and over and over and over *begins to foam at the mouth* and over and over and over.
Last of all the undeserving Orlando Bloom Leach gets a bio: Erian/Foofbunny: Erian is a half rabbit half human *Foofbunny kills me and attacks the compu* BUNNY! BUNNY DAMN IT! *I reincarnate and she spontaneously combusts (ah the power of authorness)* sorry, bunny, with long white ears and white paws. Somehow despite the lack of opposable thumbs she still manages to write. Her pen name is Foofbunny (big surprise) and I call her that from time to time. She is absolutely nuts over Legolas/Orlando Bloom and Zora Link (Link with the Zora mask on in Majora's Mask) and this guy called Steven *Anna gasps as Erian puts a knife to her throat* She's just good friends with Steven.
Well, I think that about sums it all up, so lets get on with the story! Anna lay drooling on a couch in front of an N64 with Foofbunny sitting next
to her. Across the screen a battle waged in slowmo with Yoshi and Kirby beating the crap out of a lv.9 Jigglypuff (super smash brothers for N64).
Anna: this game is sooooooo slow. you don't even need a trace of reaction speed. Ungh *Yoshi slowly jumps and slowly bum slams jigly puff who slowly tries to get away but slowly does not succeed then slowly flies off screen and slowly spontaneously combust just out of view*
Eirian: damn, fell off again. Ya know, this game desperately needs to be updated. *Kirby slowly bashes Yoshi*
Anna: Wha? I'm sorry I was shweeping.
Eirian: I said this game needs new charactors.
Anna: *sits bolt upright* was that a request?
Eirian: no. I was just complaining.
Anna: *Eyes glint aqua for a second then she quickly pastes a (Kind of) reassuring smile on her face* of course it wasn't!
Eirian: *checks watch* Oh I have to leave in about half an hour to go to a docter's appointment. If I'm late my mom is going to be REALLY pissed.
Anna: *goes white* uhh. you know, if you miss your appointment, don't blame me K?
Eirian: WHAT?!! WHY?!
Anna: *gulps*
Fortunately for her, right at that moment they both dematerialized and were
sucked into the N64 by a suspicious aqua magic.
Eirian blinked. She was in a circular snow white room with a very high ceiling. In the center a black leather chair swiveled around and faced her. Lounging evilly (if that's possible) was Anna, smiling deviously. She wore a cool long black jacket, an aqua tunic and a hat that looked suspiciously like Jack Sparrow's. She snapped her fingers and all the walls started to buzz. Every inch of wall was a giant big screen TV. Each screen showed a
different video game character.
Anna: I've got a genius idea. We collect allsorts of characters from different videogames, wage a tournament, and ABRACADABRA! We've got a perfect updated game. There's just one thing I wasn't counting on, when we came in we blew up the old super smash game so we would have to get all the characters from that game over. Whad'you think? Eirian are you listening?
Eirian: *glomp glomp* *Drool Drool*
Eirian stood glued to a screen showing a tall handsome Zora walking around.
The fizzled and died as the saliva short-circuited it.
Eirian: NOOO! Zora Link! COME BACK! Anna: *grins gold fang glistening* so Link it is then.
Anna scooped up Eirian and flew through a fiery aqua portal leading to
Hyrule.
Anna: Will kiss Jack for Reviews!!
Jack (tied up in chair): SPARE ME! DON'T REVIEW!!!
Foofbunny: *grins evilly* nobody will review if they're even slightly humane if you use Jack. Let's try something uglier? *snaps paws*
Captin Falcon: *appears and replaces Jack* Hi there sweet cheeks!
Anna: *keels over* Damn you Eirian, damn you Eirian!
Captain Falcon: Hey check out my butt chin! I'm permanently mooning you! Kiss me babe. Huy uh huy uh huy uh.
Anna: *woozely* woook. dwon't revew Okway? Pweese. *augh* *dies*
Jack: *runs up to Erian* thank you so much!
Eirian: Nothing doing.
A minute later (I couldn't tell you what happened in that minute, I was
dead/knocked out)
Eirian: *Leans forwards*
Jack: *Leans forwards*
Anna: *wakes up and sees what's about to happen* ARGH!!!! *Pushes Eirian away from Jack and blasts Jack with aqua magic* *Jack disapears*
Eirian: Aww man. what'd you do that for? Anna: Why did I do That?!! You were about to kiss him!
Eirian: No I wasn't. He was just about to give me Orlando Bloom's Phone number!
Anna: .
Eirian: I'm totally reviewing now. You are so going to kiss that but chinned creep.
Anna: . *Dies*
Eirian to you: Look I'm reviewing anyways so you may as well review.
A kangaroo rat runs up and bites you on the nose screaming, "DIE DIE DIE
DIE!" Marita runs away chuckling madly. A large purple fruit bat blushing beat
red walks up and replaces your nose with a much nicer one. Anna: *cough cough* ahhhh. sorry.. that was my little sister, she was supposed to do the disclaimer but someone must've left the sugar out. Right now she. untouchable. so back to the point! I do not own any of the SSBM charactors or any other characters except me, my friends, my teacher, and my sister. Now that the technical stuff is over with, welcome to My Story. My friend Foofbunny helped me write this so it's partly her story too. Thankies Foofbunny! In the more than likely occasion that you have no idea whatsoever who Mr.D, Erian/ Foofbunny, Marita or Anna are I'm going to give a brief explanation of everyone in order of importance.
Anna: The author/ ME! I'm a half human half purple fruit bat with great big purple ears and wings. Remember that I am a FRUIT bat. I am not a vampire bat, I am not evil (unless you consider a Ganondorf follower to be evil), I do not suck blood or any of the nasty like. I am a FRUIT bat and eat fruit, preferably mangos. I also have a gold fang but that's only for good me sure. Other details that I haven't mentioned is that I'm a teenage girl and I have long blond bangs and otherwise have dark blond, shoulder length hair. I think Ganondorf and Jack (pirates of the Caribbean) are by far the most awesome peoples on earth, WHOOT! *svoon svoon* If you haven't seen Pirates Of the Carabean go see it. Now. It is the most awesome movie on earth, and Jack is the most awesome character on earth, followed closely by Ganondorf.
Mr. D: My bizarre science teacher who is obsessed with having people think and problem solve and desperately needs to brush his hair. Be very wary of him. He also speaks at light speed in both French and English (I'm in French emersion)
Marita: part kangaroo rat part I love to drive Anna insane. Marita is my dear sugar addict sis. She's 8. She also has the power to turn me into a giant raging fire dragon with a single word. I swear she knows exactly the right pitch of voice to kill me, but first she tortures me for hours by repeating molymolymolymolymolymoly over and over and over and over *begins to foam at the mouth* and over and over and over.
Last of all the undeserving Orlando Bloom Leach gets a bio: Erian/Foofbunny: Erian is a half rabbit half human *Foofbunny kills me and attacks the compu* BUNNY! BUNNY DAMN IT! *I reincarnate and she spontaneously combusts (ah the power of authorness)* sorry, bunny, with long white ears and white paws. Somehow despite the lack of opposable thumbs she still manages to write. Her pen name is Foofbunny (big surprise) and I call her that from time to time. She is absolutely nuts over Legolas/Orlando Bloom and Zora Link (Link with the Zora mask on in Majora's Mask) and this guy called Steven *Anna gasps as Erian puts a knife to her throat* She's just good friends with Steven.
Well, I think that about sums it all up, so lets get on with the story! Anna lay drooling on a couch in front of an N64 with Foofbunny sitting next
to her. Across the screen a battle waged in slowmo with Yoshi and Kirby beating the crap out of a lv.9 Jigglypuff (super smash brothers for N64).
Anna: this game is sooooooo slow. you don't even need a trace of reaction speed. Ungh *Yoshi slowly jumps and slowly bum slams jigly puff who slowly tries to get away but slowly does not succeed then slowly flies off screen and slowly spontaneously combust just out of view*
Eirian: damn, fell off again. Ya know, this game desperately needs to be updated. *Kirby slowly bashes Yoshi*
Anna: Wha? I'm sorry I was shweeping.
Eirian: I said this game needs new charactors.
Anna: *sits bolt upright* was that a request?
Eirian: no. I was just complaining.
Anna: *Eyes glint aqua for a second then she quickly pastes a (Kind of) reassuring smile on her face* of course it wasn't!
Eirian: *checks watch* Oh I have to leave in about half an hour to go to a docter's appointment. If I'm late my mom is going to be REALLY pissed.
Anna: *goes white* uhh. you know, if you miss your appointment, don't blame me K?
Eirian: WHAT?!! WHY?!
Anna: *gulps*
Fortunately for her, right at that moment they both dematerialized and were
sucked into the N64 by a suspicious aqua magic.
Eirian blinked. She was in a circular snow white room with a very high ceiling. In the center a black leather chair swiveled around and faced her. Lounging evilly (if that's possible) was Anna, smiling deviously. She wore a cool long black jacket, an aqua tunic and a hat that looked suspiciously like Jack Sparrow's. She snapped her fingers and all the walls started to buzz. Every inch of wall was a giant big screen TV. Each screen showed a
different video game character.
Anna: I've got a genius idea. We collect allsorts of characters from different videogames, wage a tournament, and ABRACADABRA! We've got a perfect updated game. There's just one thing I wasn't counting on, when we came in we blew up the old super smash game so we would have to get all the characters from that game over. Whad'you think? Eirian are you listening?
Eirian: *glomp glomp* *Drool Drool*
Eirian stood glued to a screen showing a tall handsome Zora walking around.
The fizzled and died as the saliva short-circuited it.
Eirian: NOOO! Zora Link! COME BACK! Anna: *grins gold fang glistening* so Link it is then.
Anna scooped up Eirian and flew through a fiery aqua portal leading to
Hyrule.
Anna: Will kiss Jack for Reviews!!
Jack (tied up in chair): SPARE ME! DON'T REVIEW!!!
Foofbunny: *grins evilly* nobody will review if they're even slightly humane if you use Jack. Let's try something uglier? *snaps paws*
Captin Falcon: *appears and replaces Jack* Hi there sweet cheeks!
Anna: *keels over* Damn you Eirian, damn you Eirian!
Captain Falcon: Hey check out my butt chin! I'm permanently mooning you! Kiss me babe. Huy uh huy uh huy uh.
Anna: *woozely* woook. dwon't revew Okway? Pweese. *augh* *dies*
Jack: *runs up to Erian* thank you so much!
Eirian: Nothing doing.
A minute later (I couldn't tell you what happened in that minute, I was
dead/knocked out)
Eirian: *Leans forwards*
Jack: *Leans forwards*
Anna: *wakes up and sees what's about to happen* ARGH!!!! *Pushes Eirian away from Jack and blasts Jack with aqua magic* *Jack disapears*
Eirian: Aww man. what'd you do that for? Anna: Why did I do That?!! You were about to kiss him!
Eirian: No I wasn't. He was just about to give me Orlando Bloom's Phone number!
Anna: .
Eirian: I'm totally reviewing now. You are so going to kiss that but chinned creep.
Anna: . *Dies*
Eirian to you: Look I'm reviewing anyways so you may as well review.