Young Link ran through Hyrule field sword unsheathed, the sun beeting down
on his head. He looked up at the sun.
Young Link: From the position of the sun I'd say it's about 12 o'clock. Better hurry, have to get to the desert before dark. *shivers* Stupid, scary, weird skull kid things. So nerve-wracking!
Suddenly a giant fruit "keese"(as bats are called in Hyrule) dropped a
raging white bunny on him. Anna landed and did her best impression of
something horribly foreboding and powerful.
Anna: *scary voice* Fear me I am the great Keese God! Joooiiinnn usss. Joiiin ussss Liiiiinnnnk. No wait, you're not incredibly cute with girls chasing you at every possible moment. You're *gasp* YOUNG LINK!
Eirian: no Zora Link then?
Anna: No Zora Link. Alright lets go find the REAL Link *gives Young Link dirty look* *Nabs Eirian and is about to take off*
Suddenly a wolfos (wolf) howled in the distance and the sun dropped like a rock out of the sky behind the mountains and the moon shot out of the east. Out of the ground popped a bunch of freakish mummy like skeleton things.
Skull kid: Hey! I'm going to kill you all! Yay!
Anna (who has mummy phobia and is forced to do all sorts of Social Science projects on them *shivers*)& Young Link: ARGH!!!!
Anna: Freekish, horrid, nasty, stinky, evil mummies!!! ARGH! *takes off into air hauling a completely calm Foofbunny after her*
Y Link: *Grabs Eirian's leg* NOOO DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
Anna: damn it! I can't take off with all this extra weight! GEROFF!
Eirian *calmly*: Why don't we just fend off the skull kid so we can recruit Y Link as a character?
Anna: *desperately trying to take off* *sobs* BECAUSE MUMMIES ARE SO NASTY!!!*starts crying*
Eirian: *smashes Skull Kid's head in* see it's really easy! That's it now we can just.
Another Skullkid: *Pops up* Hi! Die!
Anna: AUGH!! *Picks up Y Link and swings him into skull kid*
Skull kid: *dies*
Yet another Skull Kid: Hi! D*head gets bashed in*
Y Link: Owwwww! The pain! It burns!
Anna: *Eyes go white* BWHAHAHAHAHA! *Goes insane killing skull kids with Y Link's head*
10 dead skull kids later
Anna, Foofbunny, Y Link: Oooooooooh Shiiiiiiit.
In front of them screaming revenge, reared a Gigantic Skull Kid.
Giant Skull Kid of Doom: Now you die.
Y Link: *something clicks* That's it! Skull kids hate the bunnyhood! *Picks up Eirian (foofbunny) and hucks her at Giant Skull Kid of Doom.*
GSKofD: EEEEEE! A rabbit!
Eirian: *Eyes go red and starts foaming at mouth* BUNNY! BUNNY DAMN IT!!!!! ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!! *shreds GSKofD*
GSKofD: *falls to pieces*
Eirian, Anna &Y Link: Yay!!!
Suddenly an even bigger GSKofD pops up. Fortunately for everyone (except the EBGSKofD) a random Cookoo (once again the makers of Zelda have renamed an animal, in this case a rooster) cookadoodled in the distance and the sun
knocked the moon out of the sky. *WHAM*
Anna: Thank god that's finally over. *phew*
Eirian: Let's go get that Zora Link!
Anna: *suddenly struck her that she could possibly meet Ganondorf if she stayed* Umm. Ya let's go! Hey Y Link wanna screw the triforce and come with us?
Y Link: Sure!
Anna (muttering to Eirian): It's amazing no one's just kidnapped him with a lost puppy line.
Eirian: *puts on sun glasses* the recruitment begins. *rips shades off and stomps them* *screams* THAT WAS SUCH A BAAAAAD MOVIE!!!
Anna: well it can't be as bad as the Leaugue of exxxxx *spits all over* xxxxx trordinary gentlmen. Attack of bad computer use and plot less movies. *shivers*
Thusly (nasty complicated words) Anna took two trips to drop Eirian and Y
Link off at the SSBM headquarters.
Anna: will dance for reviews! *coughing* withcough Jacoughck *grabs jack and starts to Tango* Lalalala! *starts so waltz* Lalalala! *starts to cha- cha* Lalala!
Jack: *steps on her toe and makes a break for it*
Anna: *dives after him* comeback Jack! Ooh! That rhymes! I have a knack for rap about Jack! Jack, comeback, before I stab you with a tack, Ooh! Watch out for that crack! If you step on a crack, you'll break you mothers back! You better go and pack, and put your stuff in a sac! Watch out for that evil Prack!
Prack: I want a snack!
Jack: ACK!
Anna: Alright, change of plans, will rap for reviews!
on his head. He looked up at the sun.
Young Link: From the position of the sun I'd say it's about 12 o'clock. Better hurry, have to get to the desert before dark. *shivers* Stupid, scary, weird skull kid things. So nerve-wracking!
Suddenly a giant fruit "keese"(as bats are called in Hyrule) dropped a
raging white bunny on him. Anna landed and did her best impression of
something horribly foreboding and powerful.
Anna: *scary voice* Fear me I am the great Keese God! Joooiiinnn usss. Joiiin ussss Liiiiinnnnk. No wait, you're not incredibly cute with girls chasing you at every possible moment. You're *gasp* YOUNG LINK!
Eirian: no Zora Link then?
Anna: No Zora Link. Alright lets go find the REAL Link *gives Young Link dirty look* *Nabs Eirian and is about to take off*
Suddenly a wolfos (wolf) howled in the distance and the sun dropped like a rock out of the sky behind the mountains and the moon shot out of the east. Out of the ground popped a bunch of freakish mummy like skeleton things.
Skull kid: Hey! I'm going to kill you all! Yay!
Anna (who has mummy phobia and is forced to do all sorts of Social Science projects on them *shivers*)& Young Link: ARGH!!!!
Anna: Freekish, horrid, nasty, stinky, evil mummies!!! ARGH! *takes off into air hauling a completely calm Foofbunny after her*
Y Link: *Grabs Eirian's leg* NOOO DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
Anna: damn it! I can't take off with all this extra weight! GEROFF!
Eirian *calmly*: Why don't we just fend off the skull kid so we can recruit Y Link as a character?
Anna: *desperately trying to take off* *sobs* BECAUSE MUMMIES ARE SO NASTY!!!*starts crying*
Eirian: *smashes Skull Kid's head in* see it's really easy! That's it now we can just.
Another Skullkid: *Pops up* Hi! Die!
Anna: AUGH!! *Picks up Y Link and swings him into skull kid*
Skull kid: *dies*
Yet another Skull Kid: Hi! D*head gets bashed in*
Y Link: Owwwww! The pain! It burns!
Anna: *Eyes go white* BWHAHAHAHAHA! *Goes insane killing skull kids with Y Link's head*
10 dead skull kids later
Anna, Foofbunny, Y Link: Oooooooooh Shiiiiiiit.
In front of them screaming revenge, reared a Gigantic Skull Kid.
Giant Skull Kid of Doom: Now you die.
Y Link: *something clicks* That's it! Skull kids hate the bunnyhood! *Picks up Eirian (foofbunny) and hucks her at Giant Skull Kid of Doom.*
GSKofD: EEEEEE! A rabbit!
Eirian: *Eyes go red and starts foaming at mouth* BUNNY! BUNNY DAMN IT!!!!! ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!! *shreds GSKofD*
GSKofD: *falls to pieces*
Eirian, Anna &Y Link: Yay!!!
Suddenly an even bigger GSKofD pops up. Fortunately for everyone (except the EBGSKofD) a random Cookoo (once again the makers of Zelda have renamed an animal, in this case a rooster) cookadoodled in the distance and the sun
knocked the moon out of the sky. *WHAM*
Anna: Thank god that's finally over. *phew*
Eirian: Let's go get that Zora Link!
Anna: *suddenly struck her that she could possibly meet Ganondorf if she stayed* Umm. Ya let's go! Hey Y Link wanna screw the triforce and come with us?
Y Link: Sure!
Anna (muttering to Eirian): It's amazing no one's just kidnapped him with a lost puppy line.
Eirian: *puts on sun glasses* the recruitment begins. *rips shades off and stomps them* *screams* THAT WAS SUCH A BAAAAAD MOVIE!!!
Anna: well it can't be as bad as the Leaugue of exxxxx *spits all over* xxxxx trordinary gentlmen. Attack of bad computer use and plot less movies. *shivers*
Thusly (nasty complicated words) Anna took two trips to drop Eirian and Y
Link off at the SSBM headquarters.
Anna: will dance for reviews! *coughing* withcough Jacoughck *grabs jack and starts to Tango* Lalalala! *starts so waltz* Lalalala! *starts to cha- cha* Lalala!
Jack: *steps on her toe and makes a break for it*
Anna: *dives after him* comeback Jack! Ooh! That rhymes! I have a knack for rap about Jack! Jack, comeback, before I stab you with a tack, Ooh! Watch out for that crack! If you step on a crack, you'll break you mothers back! You better go and pack, and put your stuff in a sac! Watch out for that evil Prack!
Prack: I want a snack!
Jack: ACK!
Anna: Alright, change of plans, will rap for reviews!