Chappy 3
At SSB Headquarters
Anna: All right who next?
Eirian: Zora Link!
Anna: *gulps* No, let's get someone from a different game. Too much Zelda could *coughs* kill some people you know?
Y Link: Hey, can you get Ness for me? Him an me used to hang all out together all the time.
Anna: Ness? Well... where is he?
Y Link: nobody actually knows his whereabouts. Some actually questions his game's existence.
Eirian: How are we going to find it then you idiot?! Zora Link would just be so much easier *wink wink nudge nudge hint hint*
Anna: *starts sweating* Give it a break; we can't just do Zelda characters!
Y Link: DK is pretty cool too...
Anna: DK IT IS THEN!
Erian: DK?!!! *vomits* *yells* You just don't want to have to face Ganondorf! You're afraid you'll freeze up or something! *leans closer* or maybe. you're even afraid you'll fall for him.
Anna: uhmmm *is sweating so much now theirs a good 20 cm of sweat washing around everyone's feet* NO!
Y Link: Ganondorf?!!
Anna: PISS OFF YOU LITTLE CREEP! GANONDORF ROCKS!!
Y Link: *sob* I thought you were my friends! *starts crying*
Eirian: Can't. contain. Emotions. Cute. Elf. Crying. Cute. Blonde. Elf. Crying. *mutters something about Y Link's resemblance to Legolas* I. Can't. Fight. It. Any. Longer!!! *scoops Y Link up and shnoogles him*
Y Link: *Blink blink* Yay! *shnoogles back* Foofbunny: *Suddenly realizes what she's doing* AGH!!! GET IT OFF ME! *rips young Link off face and throws him across the floor*
Anna: You would be a really bad babysitter.
Eirian: *collapses* I'm sorry Legolas! I'm sorry Zora Link!
Anna: They aren't here.
Eirian: *goes starry eyed* they are always with me.
Anna: OOOOOK then.
Y Link: WAINH!
Anna: (in germen accent (from army of darkness) Let's get hell out of here! *scoops up Eirian and flies through fiery vortex to land of Giant Golden Bananas (Kingdom Kong)*
In Banana Kingdom
Eirian squirmed out of Anna's claws and landed in a enormous pile of golden
Bananas.
Anna: *picks up banana* they appear to be bananas with golden peals!
Eirian: Oh really? *Turns back on Anna and starts stuffing banana peels into pockets*
Anna: Eirian what are you doing?
Eirian: *quickly hides hoard and puts on innocent smile* Nothing! Nothing whatsoever!
Anna: *Suddenly realizes she is holding a Banana and is possessed by her evil nickname spirit (my nickname is Banana)* Bananas UNITE! *hold golden banana overhead* peel bananas, peel peel bananas! *peels golden banana* Slice bananas, slice slice bananas *whips out a sword (that appears out of thin air) and slices banana into pieces* Mush bananas, mush mush bananas *mooshes banana* Eat bananas! Eat eat bananas! *devours Banana* GO BANANAS GO GO BANANAS!!!! *goes insane and starts throwing bananas and hooting* *stops* phew. Now that I got that out of my system.
Eirian, not to be outdone also breaks out into song Eirian: What's this, what's this? There's bananas everywhere. What's this, there's bananas in the air. What's this, I can't belive my eyes, I must be dreaming, wake up Eirian THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! What's this?!?!? What's this, what's this, there's something very wrong, what's this to who do these bananas belong? What's this, the cave is full of golden bananas, Anna seems so happy, HAVE I POSSIBLY GONE DAFFY? What is this?!?!? What's this. There's a child throwing bananas and I think she's lost her head. Bananas raining from the sky, If I don't run now I'll probably be dead (bad grammer... song rewriters licence)! There's bananas covering ever window, oh I can't believe my eyes, and in my bones I feel the goo that's coming from inside (the bananas)... Oh! Look, what's this, she's hanging bananas, she kisses (a banana)? Why that looks so unique, INSPIRED!!! She's gathering around eating, roasting bananas on a fire! What's this?!?!? What's this, in here she's got a little banana tree, how queer, and who would ever think, and why? She's covering it with little things, she's got electric bananas on strings, and now so smile! So now correct me if I'm wrong, this looks like fun, this looks like. Oh, could it be I got my wish? What's this??!?!? Oh my, what now? The child is asleep, but look there's nothing underneath, no bananas, no other bananas here to scream and scare little cozy thing secure inside her dream land. Haaaaaa.... What's this?!?!?! The normality is missing, and lack of bananas can't be found, and in they're place there seems to be gold bananas all around! Instead of screems I swear I can hear bananas in the air, the smell of bananas and Anna are absolutely every where... THE bananas THE soundes (of squishing), they're everywhere and all around. I've never felt so good before. This empty place in side of me is filling up (with bananas), I simply can not get enough, I WANT a banana, I WANT a banana I want it for my own. I've got to know, I've got to know, what is this place that I have found! WHAT. IS. THIS. *BONKE* Kingdom Kong? Hmmmmmm... (song from Nightmare Before Christmas. An absolutely butchered version of the song... It may be hard to understand but that's because it was about originally about Christmas before I added Banana as every second word...)
Suddenly before she could continue a bird squawked very loudly outside. (In one of the Donkey Kong games, the second boss is a giant ostrich. When you defeat this giant ostrich, you get a GYNORMOUS Banana, which is transported
to your horde)
Anna & Eirian: What was that?
Suddenly an ENORMOUS Banana came hurtling towards the duo. Anna whipped her sword through the middle and managed to save herself. Instead, it landed on
Eirian (.
Anna: *Phew* close one.
Eirian: Wooga wooga. *Keels over*
Anna: *Dumps water all over Eirian*
Eirian: I'M UP, I'M UP! Hey, isn't that Jack's sword?
Anna: What if it is?
Eirian: *shrugs* Where did it come from?
Anna: Don't ask silly questions. Now we best be going to find DK.
Eirian: *gets up* Are we planless?
Anna: Completely.
Eirian: Alright then, CHARGE!
The second they set foot outside a barrel broke over Eirian's head and she fell to the ground unconscious. The bright orange Orangutan who had thrown the barrel hooted and was about to pick up another one when a bullet caught him in between the eyes. Anna blew on a pistol that had materialized in her
hand. Eirian got up and rubbed her head.
Eirian: Isn't that Jack's pistol?
Anna: You bet.
Suddenly a Muscly Lizard Man jumped up behind them and roared. Anna whirled
and pulled the trigger.
Gun: clickty clicktly clickty
Eirian: That's Jack's pistol, remember? It's only got the one shot he's saved for 10 years to shoot Barbosa with.
Anna: *Stares at pistol blankly* Uh oh.
Seeing that they were distracted the M L M (muscly lizard man) ran towards
them teeth bared.
Eirian: *Whips out Will Turner's sword and throws it at the M L M* *And misses*
Instead of hitting the M L M the sword twirled over the cliff behind the M L M and smacked king K Rule on the head (King K Rule is a creepy crocodile thing with a sticky outy bellybutton and is the final boss in this DK game)
thusly killing him.
Anna: Where'd you get Orlando Blooms/ Will Turners sword?
Eirian: Don't question my psychic connection to my crushes. Also, don't question the fact I needed to do that to continue with the plot.
The M L M started to circle the duo. Around and around it went its jaws hungry for blood. just when it was moving in for it's yummy dinner Diddy
holding Will Turner's sword and DK jumped out the nearby jungle. Diddy quickly shoved the M L M off cliff with the sword. DK thinking (or what we assume he does) Eirian & Anna were just funny looking M L Ms smashed Eirian
over the head with a huge fist.
Anna (I could never miss an opportunity for a bad joke): Hey, he would definitely be a good "Smasher!"
DK: *hits Anna over head*
Diddy ran over and stopped DK just as he was about to sit on Anna.
Diddy: DK! Bad boy! Stop! The bunny and bat thing are friends! We don't hurt friends do we?
DK: Fweinds?
Diddy: Friends. Don't hurt friends. *turns to Anna and Foofbunny* I'm so sorry! He's really a nice guy, he's just not too bright.
Eirian: *Rubs huge bump on head* We noticed.
Diddy: Again I'm really sorry! Oh DK! Don't eat that!
DK: but rock yummy! *swallows rock*
Diddy: Oh well. *turns back to bunny & bat* thank you so much for killing King K Rule! I believe this is yours. *hands Will Turner's sword to foofbunny*
Anna: Who's King K Rule?
Diddy: Big crocodile with bulging eye, tormenting land, extremely ugly. Ring a bell? Anyways you killed him with that beautifully thrown sword! Such precision, such planning!
Eirian: *blushes* Don't flatter me too much!
Anna: *muttering* You never plan anything.
Foofbunny: Shhh! Not in my moment of glory!
Diddy: For this great deed I'll give you anything in thanks!
Foofbunny opens her mouth to say Orlando Bloom but Anna quickly pushes her
aside:
Anna: DK
Diddy went white and looked at his companion who was now chewing on a
brick.
Diddy: *squeaky voice* DK? Well, let's ask him.
Eirian: DK we want you come with us to be part of group that fights each other lots an lots. We give you banana if you come.
DK: Duh. *stands up straight* I am intrigued by your offer. If you allow me to retrieve my clothes for the trip, I would be delighted to join this "Group" you speak of.
Eirian, Diddy &Anna: *Blink blink*
Seeing their blank looks, he quickly added a ".Duh" and scratched his
armpit.
Anna: *snaps out of daze* Um Ya. sure.
DK: *bounds off into forest than comes back holding a bunch of different coloured ties*
Anna: Why just ties?
DK: *Shrugs* umm... who but dorks wears more den ties?
Anna: I WEAR MORE THEN TIES!
DK: *shrugs again* Alright then les go.
So ends the second recruitment as Anna with a huge amount of effort and
pain managed to drag the huge monkey into the portal, Eirian following
closely after.
^.^ Anna: Will. um. do something for reviews! I just don't know what. I know! I will let you review and say what you want me to do next time! Now I know I've neglected my duty as do-something-for-review-er so I will do it now. So first chapter was.
Captain Falcon: Hi Sweetcheeks!
Anna: *freezes on spot*
CF: *leans closer grinning*
Anna: *leans backwards*
Eirian: *jumps out and kicks Anna's head so it collides with CF's*
Heads: *klonk*
CF & Anna: *Pass out*
Eirian: now you can't say Foofbunny no done anything for da peoples
Anna: Ha... I didn't kiss im! I jus bwoke my node on chin. or buh. waever u call ih.
Eirian: Next time, and I guarantee there will be a next time *smiles peevishly and vanishes*
Anna: *gets up* now for last promise. Problem is I don't know what to rap about. *Looks at Ganondorf smiting link viciously with a sword*
Ganondorf: Don't look at me like that
Anna: The great Ganondorf used to rule da high school like he rule Hyrule. He was cool, real cool. He used to be as good at pool as he is in a duel. He used to have a kat called Mr. Shnookoo. Mr. Shnookoo looked like a Kangaroo covered in doo-doo.
Ganondorf: HE WAS NOT COVERED IN POO! You are so cruel!
Anna: Ganondorf was a real jewel. The only girl who didn't like him was a ghoul and she looked like a mule. Sheesh what a fool. You'll regret it girl! I bet right now your sitting in night school covering your homework in drool.
Ganondorf: *now blushing a deep red* Ok now you have to shut up. I am not one to be rapped about.
Anna: Well there you have it folks! I promise it I give it!
At SSB Headquarters
Anna: All right who next?
Eirian: Zora Link!
Anna: *gulps* No, let's get someone from a different game. Too much Zelda could *coughs* kill some people you know?
Y Link: Hey, can you get Ness for me? Him an me used to hang all out together all the time.
Anna: Ness? Well... where is he?
Y Link: nobody actually knows his whereabouts. Some actually questions his game's existence.
Eirian: How are we going to find it then you idiot?! Zora Link would just be so much easier *wink wink nudge nudge hint hint*
Anna: *starts sweating* Give it a break; we can't just do Zelda characters!
Y Link: DK is pretty cool too...
Anna: DK IT IS THEN!
Erian: DK?!!! *vomits* *yells* You just don't want to have to face Ganondorf! You're afraid you'll freeze up or something! *leans closer* or maybe. you're even afraid you'll fall for him.
Anna: uhmmm *is sweating so much now theirs a good 20 cm of sweat washing around everyone's feet* NO!
Y Link: Ganondorf?!!
Anna: PISS OFF YOU LITTLE CREEP! GANONDORF ROCKS!!
Y Link: *sob* I thought you were my friends! *starts crying*
Eirian: Can't. contain. Emotions. Cute. Elf. Crying. Cute. Blonde. Elf. Crying. *mutters something about Y Link's resemblance to Legolas* I. Can't. Fight. It. Any. Longer!!! *scoops Y Link up and shnoogles him*
Y Link: *Blink blink* Yay! *shnoogles back* Foofbunny: *Suddenly realizes what she's doing* AGH!!! GET IT OFF ME! *rips young Link off face and throws him across the floor*
Anna: You would be a really bad babysitter.
Eirian: *collapses* I'm sorry Legolas! I'm sorry Zora Link!
Anna: They aren't here.
Eirian: *goes starry eyed* they are always with me.
Anna: OOOOOK then.
Y Link: WAINH!
Anna: (in germen accent (from army of darkness) Let's get hell out of here! *scoops up Eirian and flies through fiery vortex to land of Giant Golden Bananas (Kingdom Kong)*
In Banana Kingdom
Eirian squirmed out of Anna's claws and landed in a enormous pile of golden
Bananas.
Anna: *picks up banana* they appear to be bananas with golden peals!
Eirian: Oh really? *Turns back on Anna and starts stuffing banana peels into pockets*
Anna: Eirian what are you doing?
Eirian: *quickly hides hoard and puts on innocent smile* Nothing! Nothing whatsoever!
Anna: *Suddenly realizes she is holding a Banana and is possessed by her evil nickname spirit (my nickname is Banana)* Bananas UNITE! *hold golden banana overhead* peel bananas, peel peel bananas! *peels golden banana* Slice bananas, slice slice bananas *whips out a sword (that appears out of thin air) and slices banana into pieces* Mush bananas, mush mush bananas *mooshes banana* Eat bananas! Eat eat bananas! *devours Banana* GO BANANAS GO GO BANANAS!!!! *goes insane and starts throwing bananas and hooting* *stops* phew. Now that I got that out of my system.
Eirian, not to be outdone also breaks out into song Eirian: What's this, what's this? There's bananas everywhere. What's this, there's bananas in the air. What's this, I can't belive my eyes, I must be dreaming, wake up Eirian THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! What's this?!?!? What's this, what's this, there's something very wrong, what's this to who do these bananas belong? What's this, the cave is full of golden bananas, Anna seems so happy, HAVE I POSSIBLY GONE DAFFY? What is this?!?!? What's this. There's a child throwing bananas and I think she's lost her head. Bananas raining from the sky, If I don't run now I'll probably be dead (bad grammer... song rewriters licence)! There's bananas covering ever window, oh I can't believe my eyes, and in my bones I feel the goo that's coming from inside (the bananas)... Oh! Look, what's this, she's hanging bananas, she kisses (a banana)? Why that looks so unique, INSPIRED!!! She's gathering around eating, roasting bananas on a fire! What's this?!?!? What's this, in here she's got a little banana tree, how queer, and who would ever think, and why? She's covering it with little things, she's got electric bananas on strings, and now so smile! So now correct me if I'm wrong, this looks like fun, this looks like. Oh, could it be I got my wish? What's this??!?!? Oh my, what now? The child is asleep, but look there's nothing underneath, no bananas, no other bananas here to scream and scare little cozy thing secure inside her dream land. Haaaaaa.... What's this?!?!?! The normality is missing, and lack of bananas can't be found, and in they're place there seems to be gold bananas all around! Instead of screems I swear I can hear bananas in the air, the smell of bananas and Anna are absolutely every where... THE bananas THE soundes (of squishing), they're everywhere and all around. I've never felt so good before. This empty place in side of me is filling up (with bananas), I simply can not get enough, I WANT a banana, I WANT a banana I want it for my own. I've got to know, I've got to know, what is this place that I have found! WHAT. IS. THIS. *BONKE* Kingdom Kong? Hmmmmmm... (song from Nightmare Before Christmas. An absolutely butchered version of the song... It may be hard to understand but that's because it was about originally about Christmas before I added Banana as every second word...)
Suddenly before she could continue a bird squawked very loudly outside. (In one of the Donkey Kong games, the second boss is a giant ostrich. When you defeat this giant ostrich, you get a GYNORMOUS Banana, which is transported
to your horde)
Anna & Eirian: What was that?
Suddenly an ENORMOUS Banana came hurtling towards the duo. Anna whipped her sword through the middle and managed to save herself. Instead, it landed on
Eirian (.
Anna: *Phew* close one.
Eirian: Wooga wooga. *Keels over*
Anna: *Dumps water all over Eirian*
Eirian: I'M UP, I'M UP! Hey, isn't that Jack's sword?
Anna: What if it is?
Eirian: *shrugs* Where did it come from?
Anna: Don't ask silly questions. Now we best be going to find DK.
Eirian: *gets up* Are we planless?
Anna: Completely.
Eirian: Alright then, CHARGE!
The second they set foot outside a barrel broke over Eirian's head and she fell to the ground unconscious. The bright orange Orangutan who had thrown the barrel hooted and was about to pick up another one when a bullet caught him in between the eyes. Anna blew on a pistol that had materialized in her
hand. Eirian got up and rubbed her head.
Eirian: Isn't that Jack's pistol?
Anna: You bet.
Suddenly a Muscly Lizard Man jumped up behind them and roared. Anna whirled
and pulled the trigger.
Gun: clickty clicktly clickty
Eirian: That's Jack's pistol, remember? It's only got the one shot he's saved for 10 years to shoot Barbosa with.
Anna: *Stares at pistol blankly* Uh oh.
Seeing that they were distracted the M L M (muscly lizard man) ran towards
them teeth bared.
Eirian: *Whips out Will Turner's sword and throws it at the M L M* *And misses*
Instead of hitting the M L M the sword twirled over the cliff behind the M L M and smacked king K Rule on the head (King K Rule is a creepy crocodile thing with a sticky outy bellybutton and is the final boss in this DK game)
thusly killing him.
Anna: Where'd you get Orlando Blooms/ Will Turners sword?
Eirian: Don't question my psychic connection to my crushes. Also, don't question the fact I needed to do that to continue with the plot.
The M L M started to circle the duo. Around and around it went its jaws hungry for blood. just when it was moving in for it's yummy dinner Diddy
holding Will Turner's sword and DK jumped out the nearby jungle. Diddy quickly shoved the M L M off cliff with the sword. DK thinking (or what we assume he does) Eirian & Anna were just funny looking M L Ms smashed Eirian
over the head with a huge fist.
Anna (I could never miss an opportunity for a bad joke): Hey, he would definitely be a good "Smasher!"
DK: *hits Anna over head*
Diddy ran over and stopped DK just as he was about to sit on Anna.
Diddy: DK! Bad boy! Stop! The bunny and bat thing are friends! We don't hurt friends do we?
DK: Fweinds?
Diddy: Friends. Don't hurt friends. *turns to Anna and Foofbunny* I'm so sorry! He's really a nice guy, he's just not too bright.
Eirian: *Rubs huge bump on head* We noticed.
Diddy: Again I'm really sorry! Oh DK! Don't eat that!
DK: but rock yummy! *swallows rock*
Diddy: Oh well. *turns back to bunny & bat* thank you so much for killing King K Rule! I believe this is yours. *hands Will Turner's sword to foofbunny*
Anna: Who's King K Rule?
Diddy: Big crocodile with bulging eye, tormenting land, extremely ugly. Ring a bell? Anyways you killed him with that beautifully thrown sword! Such precision, such planning!
Eirian: *blushes* Don't flatter me too much!
Anna: *muttering* You never plan anything.
Foofbunny: Shhh! Not in my moment of glory!
Diddy: For this great deed I'll give you anything in thanks!
Foofbunny opens her mouth to say Orlando Bloom but Anna quickly pushes her
aside:
Anna: DK
Diddy went white and looked at his companion who was now chewing on a
brick.
Diddy: *squeaky voice* DK? Well, let's ask him.
Eirian: DK we want you come with us to be part of group that fights each other lots an lots. We give you banana if you come.
DK: Duh. *stands up straight* I am intrigued by your offer. If you allow me to retrieve my clothes for the trip, I would be delighted to join this "Group" you speak of.
Eirian, Diddy &Anna: *Blink blink*
Seeing their blank looks, he quickly added a ".Duh" and scratched his
armpit.
Anna: *snaps out of daze* Um Ya. sure.
DK: *bounds off into forest than comes back holding a bunch of different coloured ties*
Anna: Why just ties?
DK: *Shrugs* umm... who but dorks wears more den ties?
Anna: I WEAR MORE THEN TIES!
DK: *shrugs again* Alright then les go.
So ends the second recruitment as Anna with a huge amount of effort and
pain managed to drag the huge monkey into the portal, Eirian following
closely after.
^.^ Anna: Will. um. do something for reviews! I just don't know what. I know! I will let you review and say what you want me to do next time! Now I know I've neglected my duty as do-something-for-review-er so I will do it now. So first chapter was.
Captain Falcon: Hi Sweetcheeks!
Anna: *freezes on spot*
CF: *leans closer grinning*
Anna: *leans backwards*
Eirian: *jumps out and kicks Anna's head so it collides with CF's*
Heads: *klonk*
CF & Anna: *Pass out*
Eirian: now you can't say Foofbunny no done anything for da peoples
Anna: Ha... I didn't kiss im! I jus bwoke my node on chin. or buh. waever u call ih.
Eirian: Next time, and I guarantee there will be a next time *smiles peevishly and vanishes*
Anna: *gets up* now for last promise. Problem is I don't know what to rap about. *Looks at Ganondorf smiting link viciously with a sword*
Ganondorf: Don't look at me like that
Anna: The great Ganondorf used to rule da high school like he rule Hyrule. He was cool, real cool. He used to be as good at pool as he is in a duel. He used to have a kat called Mr. Shnookoo. Mr. Shnookoo looked like a Kangaroo covered in doo-doo.
Ganondorf: HE WAS NOT COVERED IN POO! You are so cruel!
Anna: Ganondorf was a real jewel. The only girl who didn't like him was a ghoul and she looked like a mule. Sheesh what a fool. You'll regret it girl! I bet right now your sitting in night school covering your homework in drool.
Ganondorf: *now blushing a deep red* Ok now you have to shut up. I am not one to be rapped about.
Anna: Well there you have it folks! I promise it I give it!