Chappy 4
Warning: This chapter is mildly confusing. sorry 'bout that. The next
chapter is worse though because Eirian wrote it.
Anna sat in her luxurious black leather gangster boss chair twirling Jack's
sword.
Anna: Who next?
Eirian: Zora Link/ Mikau (Mikau is the Zora link posses when he turns into a Zora)!
AUTHOR INTRUSION AUTHOR INTRUSION!
Ok, this is has nothing to do with the story, I just realized that a lot of you probably have no clue what the heck a Zora is. A Zora is basically a fish person. Mikau is a tall, handsome fish man with a green thing sticking out of the back of his head that looks suspiciously like Link's hat. He's blue spotted with the base skin colour white. He's got a fish tail (Not a merman because he's got legs too) and he's got fin things attached to his arms, which are like blades. Very cool. All he wears is a green miniskirt.
He also has a fish bone guitar. Don't ask why.
AUTHOR SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS AND LEAVES YOU IN PEACE
Anna: Fine. *Nabs Eirian and flies through portal*
*POP* Link stopped and looked behind him. In the distance, he could see the dust rising from the feet of his female pursuers. They would be here soon. Link was about to take off again when a giant bunny girl tackled him from
above. Next to him landed a giant purple keese (bat) girl.
Link: AUGH! Not more of them! What did I do to you that I can't even remember because it happened seven years ago?
Eirian: ow...Uh...We're just fans.
Anna: Actually I just dropped her on you so you would stay put for a second. We have a proposition for you.
Link: *looks behind him and sees that his pursuers are almost there* Hurry it up then...
Anna: If it's a bad time we can come back...
Link: *panicking* Look if you can help me fight these nutcases I'll say yes to whatever your proposition is. They've lost it, went crazy from hate, and they're going to rip me to bits if they catch me!
Eirian: Deal! I will save you Link! *Tries to unsheathe sword valiantly but ends up tripping over sheath*
Link: What have I done?
Finally, Link's pursuers caught up. Five sweat drenched girls surrounded
Link, Anna and Foofbunny.
Anna: Who are these people?
Link: To the right there's Ruto the Zora. She engaged herself to me when I was 10 but I didn't want to marry a fish so I refused to marry her later.
Ruto: *whips out an axe* and you'll pay for it land lubber.
Link: After her there's Naboru. She's just plain insane and she got the hots for me. So rather than flirting she wants to chop my head off.
Naboru: *swings saber around* Hand over the head and I shan't harm you.
Link: Malon, the fiery redhead Hyrulien. She thinks I was cheating on her even though I was never even her girlfriend.
Malon: You *#$%&*$ @#$ you're going to burn for doing this to me. *Wraps chain around wrist* I'm going to whip you until you beg for mercy Link, but I'm going to give you only as much as you ever gave me.
Link: Saria is the little green imp thing. The one that looks like tingle. I used to be her friend but being a sage must have gone to her head or something. I have no idea how she's managed to lug that bloody great club around after chasing me for so long.
Saria: Amazing what the mind can do when fueled by black love isn't it.
Link: *gulps* and we've got Zelda. The worst of the works. For some unknown and incredibly annoying reason all MY games are named after her. I'm pretty sure she likes me but something must've snapped in her brain. Watch out she wields some pretty wicked magic.
Zelda: We were going to give you a chance to live Link but obviously, you've replaced it with these two flirts!
Anna: I'll make you eat those words!
Anna's hands glowed aqua and the word Flirt wrote itself in the air and tried to force itself into Zelda's mouth. Zelda retaliated viciously with her yellow magic. Locked in a deadly duel they circled each other with the
word flirt floating between them.
Link to Eirian: It's just me an you now
Eirian: *swoon swoon* *finally manages to get sword out of sheath* HWA!
Link: Look guys I really don't want to fight you.
Foofbunny: But I do!
Ruto: We're not guys you insolent male! Attack girls!
Ruto charged Link driving him backwards with her speed and skill. Eirian,
seeing that there was no way he could survive if he had to take on any
more, jumped in front of the other three.
Eirian: *in majestic tone* I am a master of swordplay! I shall smite thee down with my blade! You will never get Link!
Saria: wanna bet rodent girl?
Foofbunny: Sure. How much.
Malon: that's a rhetorical question.
Eirian: Now we're the grammar teacher are we?
Malon: No puffy haired flirt's going to call me that! *Whips chain out and snags Will Turner's sword, then flips it into a tree where it stays imbedded in the wood*
Eirian: umm. oy.
Naboru: NOW, WHILE SHE'S CONFOODLED!
Naboru took a swipe at Eirian's throat and missed as Foofbunny jumped away and ran for her (stolen) sword. Saria managed to raise her club about ten
centimeters before dropping it on her toe. Owchies.
Malon whipped her chain around Eirian's leg dragging her backwards. Foofbunny kicked her into a near by thorn bush, knocking her out. Eirian rolled over and continued to limp towards the tree. Saria managed to lift
her club over her head then fell backwards on her butt. Finally, Eirian got to the tree and started to climb, Naboru at her heels.
Higher, higher.Eirian curled her fingers around the sword and yanked.
Behind her Naboru raised her saber a twisted smile playing across her mouth. Suddenly a great horned owl swooped down and grabbed Eirian in its
talons. The branch Naboru was standing on snapped beneath her and she screamed. As her last act, she threw her saber and it struck foofbunny in the back. Below all this Saria finally managed to get her club up and with
a triumphant cry charged forwards, just to be squashed by Naboru.
Saria: *Squvish*
After a short battle with the fish lady Link managed to bring Ruto to her
knees. As for Anna she finally managed to make Zelda eat her words with
such force it knocked her out.
Zelda: *feebly* taste like butter. *passes out*
Anna pushed Zelda's face into the dirt and rubbed, then froze as the whole
forest vibrated with theme music.
Anna: So catchy.*turns around* GASP!
Kapora Gabora (A catchy name for an owl with catchy theme music) landed with Eirian's limp body in his claws. Link got up and walked over to his
old friend.
Link: Hey porabora! Why are you.. . oh no... Please no... *runs up to Eirian* she saved my life...
Eirian: *whispering* they can't hurt you anymore... all gone...
Link: *eyes burn with tears* Thank you... Before *choke* you... leave, what is your name?
Foofbunny: *smiles tiredly* Eirian. I must go now hero of time...
Link: *Leans forwards and gives her the kiss you're waiting for the whole game* Goodbye... Eirian...
Anna who is leaning on a near by tree: *grin spreads across face* *chortle chortle*
Link: *turns around* WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!!
Anna: *snaps fingers*
Foofbunny: *reincarnates behind Link* Oh ello!
Link: ARGH! WHAT ARE YOU?!!
Eirian: *hugs him* complicated.
Kapora Gabora: *shudders* that was such a bad movie.
Anna: *muttering* actually she's quite simple
Link: *sulking* Long soppy goodbyes are meant to be the last thing you say to someone.
Anna: Don't you just hate it when they're not?
Eirian: *Coughs* Linkie,
Link: Oh, a pet name. The beginning of the long-term relationship I managed to avoid for the last 7 years.
Eirian: could you put on the Zora mask for me?
Link: That was 6 years ago. I got rid of all the masks once I took out Majora's mask.
Eirian: *eyes brim with tears* WHAT???!!! Well then, I must go to Termina to get it.
Anna: Look, can you just forget it? We're trying to get characters not masks.
Eirian: NEVER!! *turns back on Link and Anna and starts muttering to herself* It's OK Mikau. Don't let them scare you. We'll find you *pat pat*
Link: What is she talking too? Mikau is in another dimension and time.
Anna: I quote, "They're (Legolas and Mikau) always with me," unquote.
Link: *gives Foofbunny a queer look* Alrighty! Moving on! What was this proposition you had for me? The one I can't turn down. The one you tricked me into.
Anna: *smiles like an evil genius who's master plan had just been realized* Tricks are for kids. We made a deal. Deals are for young evil masterminds who intend to rule the world when they grow up. We are recruiting characters for an all-new game and you just decided to come with us.
Link: *sighs* Umm... well I have no choice but to accept, but in the deal there was nothing about not being able to make requests. I request you keep her *jabs thumb at Eirian* away from me.
Anna: The only way to do that is if we let her go and get Mikau. Eirian?
Foofbunny: *has made stick men of Legolas and Mikau and are making them forgive her for kissing Link* *looks up* Yes?
Anna: I am going to unleash you upon the world of TV to get Mikau. Once you get him, you have to leave poor Linkie alone ok? Don't take too long.
Eirian: Okies Dokies!
Anna: *Dumps Link and Eirian into a fiery portal leading to SSMB headquarters then jumps in too*
Zelda: *returns to consciousness and sees the portal closing* *disappears in a poof of smoke and reappears inside portal, leaving the poor Kapora Gabora covered in soot and very confoodled indeed*
After noticing Zelda, Anna and Eirian locked her in a magic proof cell. Anna opened a portal to Termina (the world where the game Majora's Mask is set) and tossed foofbunny into it. When that was done, she sat back in her luxurious black gangster chair and switched all the TVs to Pirates of the
Caribbean.
^.^
Anna: Well... I got no requests... except to make Eirian kiss Legolas, of course that was her request... So... sorry no previous review things happen now...
Anna: Will hug Ganondorf for reviews!
Ganondorf: WHAT?!!
Anna: *Hug*
Ganondorf: *squish* AUGH!! *goes blue* Can't... breath...
Anna: REVIEW!! OR ELSE!
Warning: This chapter is mildly confusing. sorry 'bout that. The next
chapter is worse though because Eirian wrote it.
Anna sat in her luxurious black leather gangster boss chair twirling Jack's
sword.
Anna: Who next?
Eirian: Zora Link/ Mikau (Mikau is the Zora link posses when he turns into a Zora)!
AUTHOR INTRUSION AUTHOR INTRUSION!
Ok, this is has nothing to do with the story, I just realized that a lot of you probably have no clue what the heck a Zora is. A Zora is basically a fish person. Mikau is a tall, handsome fish man with a green thing sticking out of the back of his head that looks suspiciously like Link's hat. He's blue spotted with the base skin colour white. He's got a fish tail (Not a merman because he's got legs too) and he's got fin things attached to his arms, which are like blades. Very cool. All he wears is a green miniskirt.
He also has a fish bone guitar. Don't ask why.
AUTHOR SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS AND LEAVES YOU IN PEACE
Anna: Fine. *Nabs Eirian and flies through portal*
*POP* Link stopped and looked behind him. In the distance, he could see the dust rising from the feet of his female pursuers. They would be here soon. Link was about to take off again when a giant bunny girl tackled him from
above. Next to him landed a giant purple keese (bat) girl.
Link: AUGH! Not more of them! What did I do to you that I can't even remember because it happened seven years ago?
Eirian: ow...Uh...We're just fans.
Anna: Actually I just dropped her on you so you would stay put for a second. We have a proposition for you.
Link: *looks behind him and sees that his pursuers are almost there* Hurry it up then...
Anna: If it's a bad time we can come back...
Link: *panicking* Look if you can help me fight these nutcases I'll say yes to whatever your proposition is. They've lost it, went crazy from hate, and they're going to rip me to bits if they catch me!
Eirian: Deal! I will save you Link! *Tries to unsheathe sword valiantly but ends up tripping over sheath*
Link: What have I done?
Finally, Link's pursuers caught up. Five sweat drenched girls surrounded
Link, Anna and Foofbunny.
Anna: Who are these people?
Link: To the right there's Ruto the Zora. She engaged herself to me when I was 10 but I didn't want to marry a fish so I refused to marry her later.
Ruto: *whips out an axe* and you'll pay for it land lubber.
Link: After her there's Naboru. She's just plain insane and she got the hots for me. So rather than flirting she wants to chop my head off.
Naboru: *swings saber around* Hand over the head and I shan't harm you.
Link: Malon, the fiery redhead Hyrulien. She thinks I was cheating on her even though I was never even her girlfriend.
Malon: You *#$%&*$ @#$ you're going to burn for doing this to me. *Wraps chain around wrist* I'm going to whip you until you beg for mercy Link, but I'm going to give you only as much as you ever gave me.
Link: Saria is the little green imp thing. The one that looks like tingle. I used to be her friend but being a sage must have gone to her head or something. I have no idea how she's managed to lug that bloody great club around after chasing me for so long.
Saria: Amazing what the mind can do when fueled by black love isn't it.
Link: *gulps* and we've got Zelda. The worst of the works. For some unknown and incredibly annoying reason all MY games are named after her. I'm pretty sure she likes me but something must've snapped in her brain. Watch out she wields some pretty wicked magic.
Zelda: We were going to give you a chance to live Link but obviously, you've replaced it with these two flirts!
Anna: I'll make you eat those words!
Anna's hands glowed aqua and the word Flirt wrote itself in the air and tried to force itself into Zelda's mouth. Zelda retaliated viciously with her yellow magic. Locked in a deadly duel they circled each other with the
word flirt floating between them.
Link to Eirian: It's just me an you now
Eirian: *swoon swoon* *finally manages to get sword out of sheath* HWA!
Link: Look guys I really don't want to fight you.
Foofbunny: But I do!
Ruto: We're not guys you insolent male! Attack girls!
Ruto charged Link driving him backwards with her speed and skill. Eirian,
seeing that there was no way he could survive if he had to take on any
more, jumped in front of the other three.
Eirian: *in majestic tone* I am a master of swordplay! I shall smite thee down with my blade! You will never get Link!
Saria: wanna bet rodent girl?
Foofbunny: Sure. How much.
Malon: that's a rhetorical question.
Eirian: Now we're the grammar teacher are we?
Malon: No puffy haired flirt's going to call me that! *Whips chain out and snags Will Turner's sword, then flips it into a tree where it stays imbedded in the wood*
Eirian: umm. oy.
Naboru: NOW, WHILE SHE'S CONFOODLED!
Naboru took a swipe at Eirian's throat and missed as Foofbunny jumped away and ran for her (stolen) sword. Saria managed to raise her club about ten
centimeters before dropping it on her toe. Owchies.
Malon whipped her chain around Eirian's leg dragging her backwards. Foofbunny kicked her into a near by thorn bush, knocking her out. Eirian rolled over and continued to limp towards the tree. Saria managed to lift
her club over her head then fell backwards on her butt. Finally, Eirian got to the tree and started to climb, Naboru at her heels.
Higher, higher.Eirian curled her fingers around the sword and yanked.
Behind her Naboru raised her saber a twisted smile playing across her mouth. Suddenly a great horned owl swooped down and grabbed Eirian in its
talons. The branch Naboru was standing on snapped beneath her and she screamed. As her last act, she threw her saber and it struck foofbunny in the back. Below all this Saria finally managed to get her club up and with
a triumphant cry charged forwards, just to be squashed by Naboru.
Saria: *Squvish*
After a short battle with the fish lady Link managed to bring Ruto to her
knees. As for Anna she finally managed to make Zelda eat her words with
such force it knocked her out.
Zelda: *feebly* taste like butter. *passes out*
Anna pushed Zelda's face into the dirt and rubbed, then froze as the whole
forest vibrated with theme music.
Anna: So catchy.*turns around* GASP!
Kapora Gabora (A catchy name for an owl with catchy theme music) landed with Eirian's limp body in his claws. Link got up and walked over to his
old friend.
Link: Hey porabora! Why are you.. . oh no... Please no... *runs up to Eirian* she saved my life...
Eirian: *whispering* they can't hurt you anymore... all gone...
Link: *eyes burn with tears* Thank you... Before *choke* you... leave, what is your name?
Foofbunny: *smiles tiredly* Eirian. I must go now hero of time...
Link: *Leans forwards and gives her the kiss you're waiting for the whole game* Goodbye... Eirian...
Anna who is leaning on a near by tree: *grin spreads across face* *chortle chortle*
Link: *turns around* WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!!
Anna: *snaps fingers*
Foofbunny: *reincarnates behind Link* Oh ello!
Link: ARGH! WHAT ARE YOU?!!
Eirian: *hugs him* complicated.
Kapora Gabora: *shudders* that was such a bad movie.
Anna: *muttering* actually she's quite simple
Link: *sulking* Long soppy goodbyes are meant to be the last thing you say to someone.
Anna: Don't you just hate it when they're not?
Eirian: *Coughs* Linkie,
Link: Oh, a pet name. The beginning of the long-term relationship I managed to avoid for the last 7 years.
Eirian: could you put on the Zora mask for me?
Link: That was 6 years ago. I got rid of all the masks once I took out Majora's mask.
Eirian: *eyes brim with tears* WHAT???!!! Well then, I must go to Termina to get it.
Anna: Look, can you just forget it? We're trying to get characters not masks.
Eirian: NEVER!! *turns back on Link and Anna and starts muttering to herself* It's OK Mikau. Don't let them scare you. We'll find you *pat pat*
Link: What is she talking too? Mikau is in another dimension and time.
Anna: I quote, "They're (Legolas and Mikau) always with me," unquote.
Link: *gives Foofbunny a queer look* Alrighty! Moving on! What was this proposition you had for me? The one I can't turn down. The one you tricked me into.
Anna: *smiles like an evil genius who's master plan had just been realized* Tricks are for kids. We made a deal. Deals are for young evil masterminds who intend to rule the world when they grow up. We are recruiting characters for an all-new game and you just decided to come with us.
Link: *sighs* Umm... well I have no choice but to accept, but in the deal there was nothing about not being able to make requests. I request you keep her *jabs thumb at Eirian* away from me.
Anna: The only way to do that is if we let her go and get Mikau. Eirian?
Foofbunny: *has made stick men of Legolas and Mikau and are making them forgive her for kissing Link* *looks up* Yes?
Anna: I am going to unleash you upon the world of TV to get Mikau. Once you get him, you have to leave poor Linkie alone ok? Don't take too long.
Eirian: Okies Dokies!
Anna: *Dumps Link and Eirian into a fiery portal leading to SSMB headquarters then jumps in too*
Zelda: *returns to consciousness and sees the portal closing* *disappears in a poof of smoke and reappears inside portal, leaving the poor Kapora Gabora covered in soot and very confoodled indeed*
After noticing Zelda, Anna and Eirian locked her in a magic proof cell. Anna opened a portal to Termina (the world where the game Majora's Mask is set) and tossed foofbunny into it. When that was done, she sat back in her luxurious black gangster chair and switched all the TVs to Pirates of the
Caribbean.
^.^
Anna: Well... I got no requests... except to make Eirian kiss Legolas, of course that was her request... So... sorry no previous review things happen now...
Anna: Will hug Ganondorf for reviews!
Ganondorf: WHAT?!!
Anna: *Hug*
Ganondorf: *squish* AUGH!! *goes blue* Can't... breath...
Anna: REVIEW!! OR ELSE!