The New Substitute Teacher Final Chapter

By Honest The Weasel

Note: Yu-gi-oh belongs to Takahashi. Well this is the final chapter of this story. Sailor Moon will also make a short cameo appearance at the end, requested by Bunnychu. Enjoy!

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After everyone goes to their lockers preparing to go home, Tristan has Bakura, Yugi, Tea, Duke and Joey meet him in front of his locker. "Okay guys meet me at the side of the school when we get out!" said Tristan. Everyone nods. "Boy, I can't wait to hear dat plan of Tristan's!" said Joey excited.

After everyone was outside they all met Tristan at the side at the school ready for the plan meeting. "Okay, guys, you ready for this??" asked Tristan? "You know Joey is." said Tea. "Heck ya, I'm ready!!" said Joey anxious. Tristan tells the plan.

Tristan: Okay, tomorrow, when everyone and Mr. Crawford is in the class we're all going to break our pencil leads and………

Bakura: We can't do that.

Tristan: Why not, Bakura?

Bakura: Then we'll have to sharpen them again.

Tristan: I know but just listen. Okay where was I…….Oh yeah……. And after everyone breaks them, Mr. Crawford is going ……

Joey: wait, wait, wait, wait…….…..

Tristan: Now what?

Joey: If we break our pencil leads Mr. Crawford is just going to make us sharpen them again.

Tristan: Listen, after we break them all, he is going to make us sharpen them again but we're going to let the pencil sharpener eat all of our pencils up and we're going to tell him we don't have a pencil to write with . And that way we can't do our work

Duke: Then he's probably going to make us use a pen.

Tea: Or a marker

Bakura: Or a crayon

Yugi: And what if he has a supply full of pencils hidden somewhere in the room?

Tristan: He doesn't anymore. I found where they were hidden. I took them and hid them myself.

Joey: That doesn't sound like a plan, Tristan.

Tristan: But there's more to it. We're all going to make paper balls and throw them at Mr. Crawford.

Tea: Then he's just going to report us to the principle.

Tristan: If he can make it!

Everyone: Huh??

Tristan: And do you all know Mrs. A, that weird teacher?

Yugi: She's weird but nice.

Tristan: Well, she's going to help us out, too.

*10 minutes later, Tristan is done telling the plan*

Tristan: Any questions?

Joey: Yeah, I do……What's the point of all of this!!!!!

Tristan: Glad you asked. To annoy Mr. Crawford, that is. He'll be so annoyed that he'll wanna leave the school forever and never teach here again, get it?

Joey: Hmmm…… I like that idea!!

Bakura: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think this idea is the best!!

Tea: Even Bakura likes it!

Duke: Great idea, Tristan!!

Yugi: Anything to get rid of Mr. Crawford is fine with me I guess.

The next morning everyone is in class and Mr. Crawford walks in. "Hello, my favorite class!" "Hello, Mr. Crawford." sighed the whole class. After the introduction, some other teacher comes inside the room with Rex Raptor. "Sir, can this young man stay in here for a while? He was acting up in my class!" "Sure." said Mr. Crawford. Everyone looks at Rex. "What are you all lookin' at!!!!!" yelled Rex. 'Should we tell him the plan, Tristan?" asked Yugi. Tristan explains to him the plan.

After telling Rex the plan. Tristan gives the signal to everyone. Tristan breaks his pencil lead first. "Mr. Crawford I need to sharpen my pencil." said Tristan . "Go right ahead, then." replied Mr. Crawford. At the sharpener, Tristan gives them the signal to break their pencil leads.

Yugi: *breaks his pencil lead* Oops, I broke my lead, Mr Crawford. May I sharpen it?

Mr. Crawford: Go right ahead, Mr. Mutou.

Bakura: *breaks his pencil lead and speaks in a kawii voice* May I sharpen mines, too?

Mr. Crawford: If you have too, Mr. Ryou.

Tea: *breaks hers* Oh no, My pencil broke. What should I do? How will I work………

Mr. Crawford: *is getting a little annoyed* Just go sharpen the thing……….

Duke: *breaks his as well* Mr. Crawford my pencil broke!

Mr. Crawford: *getting more annoyed* Where indeed do you all get your pencils from? The penny store?

Tristan: *gives Rex the signal to break his*

Rex: Huh, what……… Oh *breaks his* Mines broke.

Mr. Crawford: Nooooooooooo…….……...………

After everyone let's the pencil sharpen eat their pencils up they call Mr. Crawford. "Mr. Crawford, the pencil sharpener ate our pencils up!" shouted Joey. "What!!!! That can't be!!! Did they get this sharpener from the penny store, too!!!!!!???" said Mr. Crawford stressed. How will we do our work, Mr. Crawford? asked Tea. "Do you all have pens?" asked Mr. Crawford. Everyone just shakes their head. "Markers? Crayons?" asked Mr. Crawford. Everyone shakes their head again. "Oh yes, I almost forget! I have some spare pencils behind my desks!" After Mr. Crawford looks behind the desk he notices the pencils aren't there anymore. "Where did all of my beautiful pencils go????"

While Mr. Crawford is complaining about the missing pencils everyone starts throwing paper

Balls at him. "Hey!!! Why are you all doing this???" asked Mr. Crawford, who is getting attacked by paper balls. Joey replies. "Because you're a real pain in the behind, Pegasus!!" "No!!! I'm not Pegasus, I'm Mr. Crawford!!!" "You're just Pegasus in disguise!" said Tea still throwing paper balls at him. "Please stop, class!!!!" The class stops. "Okay, you all are in big trouble now!!! I'm reporting you to your principal right away!!!" threaten Mr. Crawford. "Now so fast!!" said Tristan. "Someone is coming here to see you!" Mr. Crawford just laughs. "And who is that, Mr. Taylor?" After Mr. Crawford asks, a teacher name Mrs. A comes in.

"Well, Hello, Mr. Crawfy." said Mrs. A. "Hey, Tristan she came!" said Joey. "Yeah, I had a little word with her and she said she'll help us get rid of him." "Who on earth are you?" asked Mr. Crawford demanding for a serious answer. "I'm Mrs. A, your assistant substitute teacher." replied Mrs. A. "I don't need a assistant!" said Mr. Crawford. "Oh yes you do Mr. Crawfy!" said Mrs. A. "I said I didn't and stop calling me that!!" said Mr. Crawford getting seriously annoyed. "Okay, Mr. Crawfy, I mean Crawford, I'll stop. But what can I do for fun?" asked Mrs. A. "If you're going to be my assistant than you have to help me out with the class." said Mr. Crawford. "Okay I'll help out……By taking your wallet and giving everyone your money. Said Mrs. A taking Mr. Crawford's wallet and giving the whole class each a $100 bill from it. "NOOOOOO!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???" shouted Mr. Crawford. "What does it look like, I'm helping you out with the class." said Mrs. A. "By giving away my money to them???" asked Mr. Crawford. "Wow, I like, Mrs. A, she rocks!" said Joey. "Didn't I tell you the plan would work?" said Tristan.

"Next I'm going to help you clean the room." said Mrs. A. "Finally you're doing something correct." said Mr. Crawford. Mrs. A just knocks random stuff off selves on the floor breaking them. "Now what are you doing??" asked Mr. Crawford. "I'm cleaning the room up." answered Mrs. A. "No you're not, you're making a mess!!" said Mr. Crawford. "I'm cleaning up. Today is opposite day!" replied Mrs. A. "Opposite day??" asked Mr. Crawford confused.

After making a big mess on the floor, Mrs. A annoys Mr. Crawford more.

Mrs A: Oh, Mr. Crawford, I have a surprise for you!

Mr. Crawford: What now?

Mrs. A: *shows him a funny bunny plush*

Mr. Crawford: Can……..Can…….. Can it be…….. I always wanted one!!! How can I thank you??

Mrs. A: What did you say?

Mr. Crawford: I said how can I ever thank you.

Mrs A: Can you repeat that?

Mr. Crawford: I said how can I ever thank you.

Mrs. A: You said you want me to burn it?

Mr. Crawford: No…….…

Mrs. A: Okay if you say so……*burns it*

Mr. Crawford: *shouts* NOOOOOOOOOOOO…..…….… I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!

As Mr. Crawford yells, the principal comes in the room. "What on earth is going on in this room??" asked the principal. "YOU'RE CRAZY!!!!" shouted Mr. Crawford to the principal as he left the class. After he exits he bumps in sailor moon. "Excuse, sir, where's room 34?" asked Sailor moon. "DON'T GO IN THERE!!!!!! YOU HEAR ME???? DON'T GO IN THERE!!!!!!!" shouted Mr. Crawford as he ran out of the school screaming like a idiot. Sailor finally finds the class. When she comes in, she sits next to Yugi. "Who was that crazy man?" asked Sailor Moon. "Oh, Hello. You must be new here. That was Mr. Crawford. "Oh" said Sailor Moon as she leave the classroom deciding she doesn't want to be in that school anymore thinking people there are weird. Mrs. A disappears too.

"Guess you're substitute teacher wasn't happy here." said the Principal. "Good thing I have a back-up teacher." added the principle. "A back-up teacher!!!!!???" shouted the class. "Well, your teacher, Mr. Douse is still out, so your new substitute teacher will be Mr. Roger. "Who the heck is Mr. Roger?' asked Rex. "I am, boy!!!" shouted a army serge. "Class meet Mr. Roger. This will be your new substitute teacher!" said the Principle. "We're having a army serge as our teacher??' asked Duke. "You better believe it, Clown Boy!!"

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The End. Well, I hope you enjoyed this. There will be a sequel to this story, The New Substitute Teacher 2. An all new story, coming soon . Again, I hope you enjoyed this. Please Review *no flames*. Thanks again for reading!