Chappy 5
Now I have to explain something to you before I move on. When I first decided to write this story Eirian immediately demanded to have possession of one chapter. Just one. So this is her chapter. I am going to try to make this horribly spelled mass of pen on paper next to me into something vaguely understandable. If it doesn't make sense it is not my fault OK? Alrighty here goes!
X_X
Eirian dropped through the fiery vortex only to land on a beach. She almost screamed at the sight before her. There in the see was a floating white and blue carcass. She dashed into the bushes that randomly appeared as a boy in green (always in green) came running up. She saw him go into the water and push the body to shore. They talked (carcass of Zora (who is alive if just barely) and Link) and then the very awsum super tasty tart (Mikau/Zora) sprang to his feet and played a song on his awsum fish bone guitar. Even though it wasn't the best song she'd ever heard she listened anyways, something about some eggs and a girl... A GIRL??!!! She'd have to deal with her later, then coming back to her senses she saw the zora fall over and turn into A MASK?!?!?! Oh well... then the kid picked up the mask. Music came out of nowhere "DUN NUN NUN NUN!!" (scaring the bejeezers out of Foofbunny) and the kid held the mask over his head (OK... what up wid that?). The Kokarie wannabe put the mask on and started to scream and dance around, then it was over... and there stood a Zora. This was Eirian's opportunity, she sprang out of the now none existent bushes and landed on the Zora (Mikau)
Mikau: AHHHH!! WHO ARE YOU?!
Eirian: *stary eyed *o* * Your BIGGEST fan!
Eirian then put her paws on either side of his head, her paws went into his
head and pulled out. A LINK MASK!!!
Mikau: AHHH! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Eirian: I just made it so you can't turn back into you boring old self! *puts shackles on Mikau's arm and attaches them to ger own rist*
Mikau: Um... where did you get these from?
Eirian: Don't ask questions!
Mikau: *looks oddly at this rabid rabit*
Eirian: I can read you mind (and also what's on the script) and I AM A BUNNY!!!
Mikau: You're a witch! *uses shackles to fing Eirian around* Eirian: AHHHHHHH!
*SPLOOSH!* Eirian lands in water.
Eirian: *spit spit* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!
Like Like (Big worm thing that eats you) pops up from nowhere along with lots of dead fish (Skeleton fish things that try to eat you when your in
the water)
Eirian: *stares blankly* AHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Like Like (I am going to refer to them from now on as LL): Hello! Time to die! Swim me pretties! HAHAHAHA!!
Dead Fish (From now on called DF): *swarm Eirian*
Mikau: *is eating popcorn on beach* now this is entertainment!
Eirian: *Pulls VERY hard on shackles* GET OVER HERE AND SAVE ME!!
Mikau is dragged over to LL and DF
Mikau: I DON'T WANNA!
Eirian: WELL YOU'RE GONNA!!!
Mikau grunts, grabs Eirian and swims for all he's worth (and that's a lot)
towards the island lab (Some lab place with a funny hook on it's roof that's floating in the middle of the ocean). Eirian clambers up the ladder
and steps on Mikau's head.
Mikau: WATCH IT!
Eirian: I'm SOOOOOOO sorry! *starts to sob*
Mikau: umm.. That's. Ok?
Eirian: *hugs Mikau* I KNEW you'd understand!
Mikau: *is going blue (more than usual)* I... can't... breath...
Eirian: Enough talk let's go!
Mikau: *gasp gasp* go where?
Eirian: *blink blink* um.. *cough cough, looks around* thataway! *bursts through lab door*
Ugly Scientist Thing (now referred to as UST): AHHH! WHO ARE YOU?!!
Mikau: That's a good question. Who ARE you? *stares at Eirian*
Eirian: *starts to sweat* That's for me to know and you to find out!
Mikau: That's not a very go-
Eirian: *pulls on shackles*
Mikau: *falls over*
Eirian: *Sword she had previously lost (will turner's sword to be specific) appears in her hand* *points sword at UST* Give us all the food you have!
Mikau: *Looks at sword that randomly appeared out of nowhere* Hey, didn't that belong to a pirate type person?
Eirian: *turns to Mikau* His name is Will Turner. Say it with me, Will Tur- Nur *turns back to UST* Now give us food!
UST: Sure! *pulls leaver and 3 tons of fish drop on Eirian and Mikau*
Eirian: EWWWWWWWW!
Mikau: Hey! I knew some of these fish!
Suddenly the lab starts to shake
UST: AHHHHH! IT'S THE LIKE LIKES AND EVEN WORSE DEAD FISH OF DOOM!!!!!!! *leaps into Eirian's arms*
Eirian: GET OFF OF ME!!!! *throws UST out the window*
*SPLOOSH*
Eirian: *pokes her head out the window*
LLS and DF: *scream girly screams* EWWWW! IT'S SO UGLY!!!
UST: Mommy...
Eirian: Let's go Mikau! *fiery vortex apears* There's just one more stop I want to hit before going back to homebase
Mikau: WHAT IS THAT??!
Erian: *runs through portal dragging Mikau*
Mikau: AHHHHHHH!!!!
*in French accent* thirrty minuutes laterr
Eirian (and of course Mikau) arrived back ag the SSBM (who decided that name anyways?) headquarters by way of fiery vortex. As they trotted in Anna
exploded.
Anna: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Eirian: around
Mikau: Who was that man you just robbed?
Anna: You robbed someone? *suddenly realizes mikau is wearing Will Turner's clothes* Oh no... I was playing the of the Pirates of the Carabbean movie so it was possible for you to go into.
Eirian: We went to the Caribbean and found Will-
Anna: Did you see Jack?
DK: *smacks Anna over head (what I (Eirian) didn't get hurt? Something's wrong here...) * me listen to story. SHHH!
Eirian: NO, NO JACK! So anyways we found him and held Lizard breath for ransom.
Link: Liard breath?
Eirian: Elizabeth *in prissy voice* The governer's daughter. So we held her for ransom-
Mikau: YOU held her for ransom.
Eirian: Yes, yes, the ransom: Will's spare clothing, so I could give poor Mikau something decent to wear,
Mikau: but I liked my miniskirt!
Eirian: I didn't, Will's hat with the big feather and... a kiss.
Link: So did you get them?
Eirian: all but the kiss. Not enough time had to get back to get on with the plot.
Anna: *has returned to consciousness* So you gave "Lizard Breath" back and came here?
Eirian: *blink blink* who ever said anything about giving back Lizard Breath? Not without my kiss! *pulls on shackles attached to her other hand, and Lizard Breath comes out of the shadows*
DK: OOOO ...pretty...*goes closer*
Foofbunny: No DK. No toochy. I've got to keep her alive in order to get my kiss!
Elizabeth: Well... He is a good kisser... but you're just crazy!
Anna and Eirian: *close their eyes and start chanting* We're not insane we're just wrong in the head, we're not insane we're just wrong in the head.
All: *stare* O_O
Eirian: All aren't you supposed to be in my story?
All: *gasp* 0o0
Mikau: *Kicks the genderless character back to Eirian's story*
Eirian: Very good! You've learned well in the randomly guessing hour we've been together!
Anna: Yes, yes, congrats all around, now let's get...
Well, you'll just have to find out won't you?
^.^
Eirian: Right... Now I must leave you... Don't expect me to be nearly as safe in the next chapter. *looks around* and since it's my chapter...
Anna: No...
CF: *apears* HEYYYYY THERE PRETTY LADY!
Eirian: YES! And now you-
Anna: OOPS! Time's up in your chapter! *starts to sweat* bye bye!
Eirian and CF: NOOOOO!!!!
Anna: Yes! Hahaha! *flush*
Foofbunny and CF: ARGH! *whirls around a bunch then disapears*
Anna: Phew. REVIEW!!!
@-@
Anna: well wasn't that thrilling ladies and gents! Most of those little explanations in brackets was me trying to explain stuff what she wrote was
not nearly as clear, though otherwise what's written up there is pretty
accurate. If you enjoyed that and you have a lot of spare time on your hands and your done my story you should go and read some of hers... she's
got plenty. So officially thankies foofbunny for this excellent (when
deciphered) chapter!
Now I have to explain something to you before I move on. When I first decided to write this story Eirian immediately demanded to have possession of one chapter. Just one. So this is her chapter. I am going to try to make this horribly spelled mass of pen on paper next to me into something vaguely understandable. If it doesn't make sense it is not my fault OK? Alrighty here goes!
X_X
Eirian dropped through the fiery vortex only to land on a beach. She almost screamed at the sight before her. There in the see was a floating white and blue carcass. She dashed into the bushes that randomly appeared as a boy in green (always in green) came running up. She saw him go into the water and push the body to shore. They talked (carcass of Zora (who is alive if just barely) and Link) and then the very awsum super tasty tart (Mikau/Zora) sprang to his feet and played a song on his awsum fish bone guitar. Even though it wasn't the best song she'd ever heard she listened anyways, something about some eggs and a girl... A GIRL??!!! She'd have to deal with her later, then coming back to her senses she saw the zora fall over and turn into A MASK?!?!?! Oh well... then the kid picked up the mask. Music came out of nowhere "DUN NUN NUN NUN!!" (scaring the bejeezers out of Foofbunny) and the kid held the mask over his head (OK... what up wid that?). The Kokarie wannabe put the mask on and started to scream and dance around, then it was over... and there stood a Zora. This was Eirian's opportunity, she sprang out of the now none existent bushes and landed on the Zora (Mikau)
Mikau: AHHHH!! WHO ARE YOU?!
Eirian: *stary eyed *o* * Your BIGGEST fan!
Eirian then put her paws on either side of his head, her paws went into his
head and pulled out. A LINK MASK!!!
Mikau: AHHH! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Eirian: I just made it so you can't turn back into you boring old self! *puts shackles on Mikau's arm and attaches them to ger own rist*
Mikau: Um... where did you get these from?
Eirian: Don't ask questions!
Mikau: *looks oddly at this rabid rabit*
Eirian: I can read you mind (and also what's on the script) and I AM A BUNNY!!!
Mikau: You're a witch! *uses shackles to fing Eirian around* Eirian: AHHHHHHH!
*SPLOOSH!* Eirian lands in water.
Eirian: *spit spit* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!
Like Like (Big worm thing that eats you) pops up from nowhere along with lots of dead fish (Skeleton fish things that try to eat you when your in
the water)
Eirian: *stares blankly* AHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Like Like (I am going to refer to them from now on as LL): Hello! Time to die! Swim me pretties! HAHAHAHA!!
Dead Fish (From now on called DF): *swarm Eirian*
Mikau: *is eating popcorn on beach* now this is entertainment!
Eirian: *Pulls VERY hard on shackles* GET OVER HERE AND SAVE ME!!
Mikau is dragged over to LL and DF
Mikau: I DON'T WANNA!
Eirian: WELL YOU'RE GONNA!!!
Mikau grunts, grabs Eirian and swims for all he's worth (and that's a lot)
towards the island lab (Some lab place with a funny hook on it's roof that's floating in the middle of the ocean). Eirian clambers up the ladder
and steps on Mikau's head.
Mikau: WATCH IT!
Eirian: I'm SOOOOOOO sorry! *starts to sob*
Mikau: umm.. That's. Ok?
Eirian: *hugs Mikau* I KNEW you'd understand!
Mikau: *is going blue (more than usual)* I... can't... breath...
Eirian: Enough talk let's go!
Mikau: *gasp gasp* go where?
Eirian: *blink blink* um.. *cough cough, looks around* thataway! *bursts through lab door*
Ugly Scientist Thing (now referred to as UST): AHHH! WHO ARE YOU?!!
Mikau: That's a good question. Who ARE you? *stares at Eirian*
Eirian: *starts to sweat* That's for me to know and you to find out!
Mikau: That's not a very go-
Eirian: *pulls on shackles*
Mikau: *falls over*
Eirian: *Sword she had previously lost (will turner's sword to be specific) appears in her hand* *points sword at UST* Give us all the food you have!
Mikau: *Looks at sword that randomly appeared out of nowhere* Hey, didn't that belong to a pirate type person?
Eirian: *turns to Mikau* His name is Will Turner. Say it with me, Will Tur- Nur *turns back to UST* Now give us food!
UST: Sure! *pulls leaver and 3 tons of fish drop on Eirian and Mikau*
Eirian: EWWWWWWWW!
Mikau: Hey! I knew some of these fish!
Suddenly the lab starts to shake
UST: AHHHHH! IT'S THE LIKE LIKES AND EVEN WORSE DEAD FISH OF DOOM!!!!!!! *leaps into Eirian's arms*
Eirian: GET OFF OF ME!!!! *throws UST out the window*
*SPLOOSH*
Eirian: *pokes her head out the window*
LLS and DF: *scream girly screams* EWWWW! IT'S SO UGLY!!!
UST: Mommy...
Eirian: Let's go Mikau! *fiery vortex apears* There's just one more stop I want to hit before going back to homebase
Mikau: WHAT IS THAT??!
Erian: *runs through portal dragging Mikau*
Mikau: AHHHHHHH!!!!
*in French accent* thirrty minuutes laterr
Eirian (and of course Mikau) arrived back ag the SSBM (who decided that name anyways?) headquarters by way of fiery vortex. As they trotted in Anna
exploded.
Anna: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Eirian: around
Mikau: Who was that man you just robbed?
Anna: You robbed someone? *suddenly realizes mikau is wearing Will Turner's clothes* Oh no... I was playing the of the Pirates of the Carabbean movie so it was possible for you to go into.
Eirian: We went to the Caribbean and found Will-
Anna: Did you see Jack?
DK: *smacks Anna over head (what I (Eirian) didn't get hurt? Something's wrong here...) * me listen to story. SHHH!
Eirian: NO, NO JACK! So anyways we found him and held Lizard breath for ransom.
Link: Liard breath?
Eirian: Elizabeth *in prissy voice* The governer's daughter. So we held her for ransom-
Mikau: YOU held her for ransom.
Eirian: Yes, yes, the ransom: Will's spare clothing, so I could give poor Mikau something decent to wear,
Mikau: but I liked my miniskirt!
Eirian: I didn't, Will's hat with the big feather and... a kiss.
Link: So did you get them?
Eirian: all but the kiss. Not enough time had to get back to get on with the plot.
Anna: *has returned to consciousness* So you gave "Lizard Breath" back and came here?
Eirian: *blink blink* who ever said anything about giving back Lizard Breath? Not without my kiss! *pulls on shackles attached to her other hand, and Lizard Breath comes out of the shadows*
DK: OOOO ...pretty...*goes closer*
Foofbunny: No DK. No toochy. I've got to keep her alive in order to get my kiss!
Elizabeth: Well... He is a good kisser... but you're just crazy!
Anna and Eirian: *close their eyes and start chanting* We're not insane we're just wrong in the head, we're not insane we're just wrong in the head.
All: *stare* O_O
Eirian: All aren't you supposed to be in my story?
All: *gasp* 0o0
Mikau: *Kicks the genderless character back to Eirian's story*
Eirian: Very good! You've learned well in the randomly guessing hour we've been together!
Anna: Yes, yes, congrats all around, now let's get...
Well, you'll just have to find out won't you?
^.^
Eirian: Right... Now I must leave you... Don't expect me to be nearly as safe in the next chapter. *looks around* and since it's my chapter...
Anna: No...
CF: *apears* HEYYYYY THERE PRETTY LADY!
Eirian: YES! And now you-
Anna: OOPS! Time's up in your chapter! *starts to sweat* bye bye!
Eirian and CF: NOOOOO!!!!
Anna: Yes! Hahaha! *flush*
Foofbunny and CF: ARGH! *whirls around a bunch then disapears*
Anna: Phew. REVIEW!!!
@-@
Anna: well wasn't that thrilling ladies and gents! Most of those little explanations in brackets was me trying to explain stuff what she wrote was
not nearly as clear, though otherwise what's written up there is pretty
accurate. If you enjoyed that and you have a lot of spare time on your hands and your done my story you should go and read some of hers... she's
got plenty. So officially thankies foofbunny for this excellent (when
deciphered) chapter!