A/N: Hi everyone, hope you're all feeling good. Thanks for the reviews, they really make my day! I've decided to do something a little different. I don't know what provoked me to do this but it's a parody of 50 cents P.I.M.P. hence the title D.U.E.L.I.S.T.
Sorry about all the asterisks but they're one of the only things that don't get messed up when I upload my documents. Enjoy!
D.U.E.L.I.S.T
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I don't know what you heard about me
But a fool can't get a win when playing me
No duel disk no deck you can't see
That I'm a D.U.E.- L.I.S.T.
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/JOEY P.O.V/
Man I'm telling you that Kaiba's a real ass
Always treating me like the bottom of the lower class
With his 'fancy mansion' and 'fancy gadgets'
Always putting me down, man I tell you I've had it!
So what if he's a C.E.O.
I could take him, I'm telling you guys instant K.O.
If he were here right now I'd demand a duel
And show that annoying chump who's the 'bumbling fool'
I mean come on, you've got to admit
I've come up with some pretty impressive tactics
Sure Kaiba's hard to beat but what do you expect?
The guy's got 3 Blue Eyes White Dragon's in his deck!
Let's not forget how he swiped the 4th card
Tore in half with absolutely no regard
Someone needs to bring that Kaiba down to size
Joey Wheeler's here so that jerk had better recognise
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I don't know what you heard about me
But a fool can't get a win when playing me
No duel disk no deck you can't see
That I'm a D.U.E.- L.I.S.T.
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/JOEY P.O.V./
I can't stand the way he acts so………………….wait a sec. It's KAIBA!
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REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX!
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/KAIBA P.O.V./
S.H.U.T. U.P. you foolish dumbass D.O.G
Once again you've managed to disturb me mutt
A true D.U.E.- L.I.S.T.
**
Were you referring to me?
A 3rd rate wannabe like you needs to know when to back down and flee
An instant K.O.'s quite right I'd destroy you in a fight
I believe your bark's worse than your bite
But I don't participate in such thug-like conduct
Once again it seems you've been saved by dumb luck
Give it up Wheeler you can't stand on your own
You'll amount to nothing and remain an unknown;
You shouldn't start what you can't finish
Your confidence was misplaced and has now diminished
Rightfully so I guess you're smarter than you look
Despite your lack of academic input
You should know by now I'm no nonsense
Not known for sympathy, pity or patience
So unless you want to be subjected to further shame
I suggest you think twice before you mention my name
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You know, this seemed like a good idea when I uploaded it. Was I delusional?
Sorry about all the asterisks but they're one of the only things that don't get messed up when I upload my documents. Enjoy!
D.U.E.L.I.S.T
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I don't know what you heard about me
But a fool can't get a win when playing me
No duel disk no deck you can't see
That I'm a D.U.E.- L.I.S.T.
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/JOEY P.O.V/
Man I'm telling you that Kaiba's a real ass
Always treating me like the bottom of the lower class
With his 'fancy mansion' and 'fancy gadgets'
Always putting me down, man I tell you I've had it!
So what if he's a C.E.O.
I could take him, I'm telling you guys instant K.O.
If he were here right now I'd demand a duel
And show that annoying chump who's the 'bumbling fool'
I mean come on, you've got to admit
I've come up with some pretty impressive tactics
Sure Kaiba's hard to beat but what do you expect?
The guy's got 3 Blue Eyes White Dragon's in his deck!
Let's not forget how he swiped the 4th card
Tore in half with absolutely no regard
Someone needs to bring that Kaiba down to size
Joey Wheeler's here so that jerk had better recognise
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I don't know what you heard about me
But a fool can't get a win when playing me
No duel disk no deck you can't see
That I'm a D.U.E.- L.I.S.T.
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/JOEY P.O.V./
I can't stand the way he acts so………………….wait a sec. It's KAIBA!
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REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX! REMIX!
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/KAIBA P.O.V./
S.H.U.T. U.P. you foolish dumbass D.O.G
Once again you've managed to disturb me mutt
A true D.U.E.- L.I.S.T.
**
Were you referring to me?
A 3rd rate wannabe like you needs to know when to back down and flee
An instant K.O.'s quite right I'd destroy you in a fight
I believe your bark's worse than your bite
But I don't participate in such thug-like conduct
Once again it seems you've been saved by dumb luck
Give it up Wheeler you can't stand on your own
You'll amount to nothing and remain an unknown;
You shouldn't start what you can't finish
Your confidence was misplaced and has now diminished
Rightfully so I guess you're smarter than you look
Despite your lack of academic input
You should know by now I'm no nonsense
Not known for sympathy, pity or patience
So unless you want to be subjected to further shame
I suggest you think twice before you mention my name
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You know, this seemed like a good idea when I uploaded it. Was I delusional?