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Mark: Hi... We're back, just like I said we'd be back... You can leave now
and beat the traffic...
Tom:... or beat your meat...
Mark: Or, you can stick around and beat your meat... I like that... I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on... You can leave and beat the traffic, or you can stick around and beat your meat!
---excerpt from The Mark, Tom and Travis Show: Enema Strikes Back
Heh heh... that CD's the greatest... beautiful words of wisdom from America's smart-ass punk trio! Well... On with the fic!!! YAY!!!! ^_________________^
Chapter 2: Darky's Secret
*The group is headed towards the gate*
DM- Come on! We're gonna miss the plane! *dragging his carry-on bag with him*
FS- *get's in front of the group and stops them* You guys... I have a confession to make... *takes a deep breath*
DM- This better be good because if we miss our plane... *pulls a pineapple out of nowhere* I'm gonna shove this pineapple up your ass!
ME- Where... in the hell... did that come from? *wide-eyed*
Everyone- O.o *awkward silence*
DM- Umm... . *sweatdrop*
DMG- He put it up his ass before the trip! ^_^ *smiling innocently*
MF- *slowly walks up and looks DM in the eye* Do you grow pineapples up your ass? *calmly*
*The CG falls to the floor, rolls into a ball and starts laughing hysterically*
CG- Ha ha ha ha! *banging the floor with his fist and pointing at the DM* Ha ha! LOSER! Ha ha ha ha! You grow pineapples up your ass! *he gets up and runs circles around the DM* Ass Pineapple! Pineapple Ass! Pineapple Ass Grower! HA HA!
ME- Celty... stop... *puts her hand on his shoulder*
*the Celtic Guardian stops and stands completely still*
CG- A-hem... *clearing his throat* Sorry... *smiles and starts to chuckle, but controls himself*
DM- I DON'T GROW PINEAPPLES UP MY ASS! I was just "holding" it there because I don't like Mexican pineapples, they taste like shit! *crosses his arms*
MF- Well... What makes you think that one's gonna taste any better?!
FS- Hey! This is my announcement time, not YOURS! Who cares, we can talk about his queer pineapple fetish later! Right now, I have a confession to make! *takes a deep breath*
CG- *pats FS on the back* We know you're gay, man! It happens! Some people are just born like that... and other people... like me... well, thery're just not!
FS- What the hell do you mean? I like BOOBS!
CG- Yeah... "MAN" boobs! *laughs*
FS- Shut the fuck up, man! Let me make my fucking announcement! APE RAPE!
CG- HEY!... That's not cool... *crosses his arms and makes a pouty face*
FS- Anyway, what I was trying to say before I was rudely interupted... *tries to burn a hole into the CG's forehead* I've always had a dream to anal-rape Michael Jackson!
Everyone- O.o *awkward silence*
*cricket... cricket...*
CG- *fakes a cough* queer!
FS- Naw... I'm just kiddin' you guys... *silence* You know... ha... ha... um... *scratching his head*
CG- Right... *smiles*
FS- Uh... actually... my announcement was... I... um... I left my Scooby- Doo boxers at home and I was wandering if I could borrow someone's clean undies 'cause I only brought dirty ones...*pulls out dirty briefs*
Everyone- Ewwwwww... O.o *stick out tounges*
ME- That's just wrong... *skewed face*
MF- Did those used to be white? *discusted*
FS- No... *nervously* I... bought them like this... Don't you know brown is the new white!?
DMG- Brown is NASTY! *sticks out tounge* PINK is better! *smiles*
ME- Only reason you say that is because you wash your whites and colors together! White and Red make Pink! *laughs at her own joke*
DMG- ...???... *five minutes later...* Ha ha! *laughing hysterically* That was funny! Ha Ha! ^__^
ME- O.o *confused*
CG- *to ME* Only a true blond would laugh at a joke that makes fun of her! *ME nods*
DM- *looks at his watch* SHIT! We better get our asses moving or we'll miss our plane!
FS- Aye, aye *salutes him* Cap'n FRUITY! *DM stares daggars at him*
*They all walk through the gate and board their flight to Cancun*
**** Hmm... well... never knew the DM was into those kinds of things! Anyway, I hope you liked this chapter... the next part is still isn the writing process, so it could be a while... Can't promise when it'll be up... just keep checking! Thanks guys... Later. -GF
Tom:... or beat your meat...
Mark: Or, you can stick around and beat your meat... I like that... I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on... You can leave and beat the traffic, or you can stick around and beat your meat!
---excerpt from The Mark, Tom and Travis Show: Enema Strikes Back
Heh heh... that CD's the greatest... beautiful words of wisdom from America's smart-ass punk trio! Well... On with the fic!!! YAY!!!! ^_________________^
Chapter 2: Darky's Secret
*The group is headed towards the gate*
DM- Come on! We're gonna miss the plane! *dragging his carry-on bag with him*
FS- *get's in front of the group and stops them* You guys... I have a confession to make... *takes a deep breath*
DM- This better be good because if we miss our plane... *pulls a pineapple out of nowhere* I'm gonna shove this pineapple up your ass!
ME- Where... in the hell... did that come from? *wide-eyed*
Everyone- O.o *awkward silence*
DM- Umm... . *sweatdrop*
DMG- He put it up his ass before the trip! ^_^ *smiling innocently*
MF- *slowly walks up and looks DM in the eye* Do you grow pineapples up your ass? *calmly*
*The CG falls to the floor, rolls into a ball and starts laughing hysterically*
CG- Ha ha ha ha! *banging the floor with his fist and pointing at the DM* Ha ha! LOSER! Ha ha ha ha! You grow pineapples up your ass! *he gets up and runs circles around the DM* Ass Pineapple! Pineapple Ass! Pineapple Ass Grower! HA HA!
ME- Celty... stop... *puts her hand on his shoulder*
*the Celtic Guardian stops and stands completely still*
CG- A-hem... *clearing his throat* Sorry... *smiles and starts to chuckle, but controls himself*
DM- I DON'T GROW PINEAPPLES UP MY ASS! I was just "holding" it there because I don't like Mexican pineapples, they taste like shit! *crosses his arms*
MF- Well... What makes you think that one's gonna taste any better?!
FS- Hey! This is my announcement time, not YOURS! Who cares, we can talk about his queer pineapple fetish later! Right now, I have a confession to make! *takes a deep breath*
CG- *pats FS on the back* We know you're gay, man! It happens! Some people are just born like that... and other people... like me... well, thery're just not!
FS- What the hell do you mean? I like BOOBS!
CG- Yeah... "MAN" boobs! *laughs*
FS- Shut the fuck up, man! Let me make my fucking announcement! APE RAPE!
CG- HEY!... That's not cool... *crosses his arms and makes a pouty face*
FS- Anyway, what I was trying to say before I was rudely interupted... *tries to burn a hole into the CG's forehead* I've always had a dream to anal-rape Michael Jackson!
Everyone- O.o *awkward silence*
*cricket... cricket...*
CG- *fakes a cough* queer!
FS- Naw... I'm just kiddin' you guys... *silence* You know... ha... ha... um... *scratching his head*
CG- Right... *smiles*
FS- Uh... actually... my announcement was... I... um... I left my Scooby- Doo boxers at home and I was wandering if I could borrow someone's clean undies 'cause I only brought dirty ones...*pulls out dirty briefs*
Everyone- Ewwwwww... O.o *stick out tounges*
ME- That's just wrong... *skewed face*
MF- Did those used to be white? *discusted*
FS- No... *nervously* I... bought them like this... Don't you know brown is the new white!?
DMG- Brown is NASTY! *sticks out tounge* PINK is better! *smiles*
ME- Only reason you say that is because you wash your whites and colors together! White and Red make Pink! *laughs at her own joke*
DMG- ...???... *five minutes later...* Ha ha! *laughing hysterically* That was funny! Ha Ha! ^__^
ME- O.o *confused*
CG- *to ME* Only a true blond would laugh at a joke that makes fun of her! *ME nods*
DM- *looks at his watch* SHIT! We better get our asses moving or we'll miss our plane!
FS- Aye, aye *salutes him* Cap'n FRUITY! *DM stares daggars at him*
*They all walk through the gate and board their flight to Cancun*
**** Hmm... well... never knew the DM was into those kinds of things! Anyway, I hope you liked this chapter... the next part is still isn the writing process, so it could be a while... Can't promise when it'll be up... just keep checking! Thanks guys... Later. -GF