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Self-Insert Saga - Gundam Wing

By Kynthia, Cricket, and Coley

Part 2

"I wonder if there are any penguins?" Coley muttered to herself as she closed and locked the lion cage behind her. And promptly threw the key across the room. "Here kitty kitty kitty…" she said as she advanced towards the lions, who were huddled in the far corner of the cage, shivering.

30 Minutes Later

Coley calmly sat on the back of the head lion singing to herself a modified version of the Lion King song "Oh I just can't wait to be king."

A familiar figure approached.

At least it would have been familiar to Kynthia or Cricket, however to Coley it only slightly jogged a slight recollection. She immediately noticed that he only had one eye and some really poofy pants.

"Hey! You! Why are you wearing floofy pants?"

Trowa started. Then he stared. He spoke.

"…"

"I HATE when anime characters do that! Talk! Talk now! For I am THE LION QUEEN!"

Trowa looked at her. "Why are you riding that lion?"

She hopped off the lion and walked to the bars. She reached out and poked Trowa's bang. "How do you make it do that?"

Behind her, a lion growled and it not so quietly snuck up behind her. She whirled on him "OBEY ME!" The lion promptly fell to the ground quivering and whimpering like a well-beaten dog.

Trowa began backing away from the cage slowly. He secretly hoped the lion would eat her. Slowly.

Coley tilted her head at him slightly, and managed to pull off the I'm-a-cute-girl-rescue-me look. As if hypnotized Trowa unlocked the cage and let her out. It was time to find Cricket. And kill her. 'Why do I always end up in some way connect to Trowa? It's like that weird dream Cricket had. I'm going to kill her.'

She turned to look at Trowa. "Do you have any penguins?"

"We're a circus not a freakin zoo."

Coley briefly considered shooting him, then decided to shoot the ring master instead. You know, the guy with the mustache. Coley always hated guys who employed knife throwing girls who wear tutus. The only girls who threw knives NEVER wear tutus. She should know, she's friends with them all. All two of them.

As she glanced up on her way out of the city where the circus was she noticed a giant TV. With a giant Kynthia on the screen screaming at a woman with glasses and Princess Leia type hair.

'I wanna be on TV! That's not fair. I'll sneak into a high security base and kill Kynthia. Then I'll kill Cricket. Dee dee dum.'

To be continued…