Sour Grapes Chapter 9~~~~~~~~~~~~~By Dietpepsigurl (who by the way is drinking Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi uh oh.. lol) Ok Enough, Enough, Enough.... I would Like To THANK ALL OF MY REVIEWERS THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH!!!!! YIPPEE
Here's The Story.... 9-4-03
Harry: Hermione sweetie get up we have to get ready to leave.
Hermione: hmm?
Harry: Come on sweetie its time to get up
Hermione: Alright, alright I'm up.
Harry: Good, Now where would you like to go?
Hermione: Hmm, well lets see... How about back to bed?
Harry: Hahahaha so funny. now really where would you like to go?
Hermione: Harry can't we just stay home, this place has everything that everywhere else would have please?
Harry: Well only because I cannot say no to that face.
Hermione: GREAT! Now lets go down stairs and get some breakfast and read what new in the Wizarding World.
Harry: Ok lets go. Are you cooking or do you want to me to cook?
Hermione: I will and while I am doing that will you run outside and get the paper?
Harry: of course
Harry led Hermione downstairs and made sure she made it to the kitchen. When that was done Harry walked over to the Door and told the magic word for it to open. Harry walked outside and immediately noticed something in the yard. As Harry got a little closer he noticed what it was.
Harry: DUDLEY DURSLEY!
Dudley: HUH what?
Harry: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING ON MY FRONT LAWN!?
Dudley: Well you wouldn't listen to me so I apparated to you front door, but I couldn't get to it.
Harry: SO I HAD NO REASON AND NO INTENTIONS OF LISTENING TO YOU!!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORDS LEAVE NOW!! OR ARE YOU TO STUPID AND FAT HEADED TO LISTEN TO ME!!! SEE THIS IS MY HOME YOU CAN'T FORCE YOUR WAY IN AND YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME SO TAKE YOU FAT LARD ASS OFF MY PROPERTY! NOW!!!!! As Harry yelled all of this his anger grew so much that you could see the magic running through his veins. Hermione had heard the yelling and ran outside to see harry glowing, sparking.
Hermione: NO! Harry baby calm down please.
Harry: DUDLEY I DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU HAVE THE POWER OR SHOULD I SAY THE BRAINS TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, BUT I WANT YOU TO LEAVE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!! BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS THAT I CANNOT STOP!
Hermione: Harry stop!
Harry: Mione I am not doing anything it the magic on its own.
Hermione: Harry please baby I don't need you going to Azkaban at 17 almost 18. Please Harry.
Hermione had almost broke down into tears until she saw Harry moving back towards the house and the sparks and the glowing were almost gone. Harry leaned down and kissed Hermione with more passion and wildness than ever before.
Harry: Thank you Mione who knows what would have happened?
Dudley: Hahahaha look little old baby Potter has to have his Mud Blood girlfriend stop him.
Harry: For your information she is my wife. You FAT MOTHER FUCKER NOW DO AS I SAY AND GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY!!!! NOW!!!
Dudley: 'oh no what had happened it said if they married all evil would be lost and only the light would survive. oh no master will kill me. oh no what has happened???'
Dudley was scurrying around the front of their house trying to figure out how they had gotten married with out anyone knowing. Harry and Hermione were both wondering what the hell he was mumbling about, but as soon as Harry heard "only the light would survive" he knew exactly what he was worried about.
Harry: Mimi get inside he's here to kill us.
Hermione: What do you mean Harry: I will inform you later of the prophecy that Dumbledore informed of when I was very little.
Hermione Ran inside, but not to hide, but to get her wand of course. Harry stood outside and just as soon as Dudley looked up harry pointed his wand and yelled the killing curse along with Hermione so Dudley was really dead by the time the curses hit him.
Hermione: Harry *Sob* when *sob* will all of this stop?
Harry: Hermione its over the prophecy was fulfilled look we both hit his mark which tied him with every follower of Voldie. Plus that only happens if you hit that mark twice with killing curse and we did it, Now our children and our children's children will be able to live free of any worry. Now what do you say to starting our Honeymoon?
Hermione: I think that sounds perfect as long as we can eat some breakfast and then take some showers. Frankly Harry you smell and if you smell I would hate to know how much I smell.
Harry: Well then glad I can count on you for honesty. *laughing very hard*
Hermione: Maybe I will go eat you can take a shower, you really smell. *smirking as big as the sun*
~~~Ok Everyone that was it I know I know I said that there Honey moon would be in there, but I have decided to do a two part thing, and that's tomorrow only because I have to study the stupid presidents and some dumb homework so I will post sometime Friday afternoon or Friday night. Till then everyone......