Yesh Ravy is a bad bad girl for not updating sooner...but you still love me anyway right? *hisses and boos* hehe Guess not. Well to make up for it you guys get SHOUTOUTS! WOOT!
Klover: Hey girlie God your gonna hate me but I couldn't fit your character in, there was really no way to add her and dude I'm uber sorry.
Jack: Speak English
Ravy: Amo per confonderlo cosà no
Jack: What?
Ravy: It's Italian, take lessons.
Jack: That's harsh
Ravy: :)
Keza!: *love* Yes Tab is in this story. God I luffle Tab *huggles Tab* Pie Eater is in some hands but I don't know about good ones :)
Pie: Ravy...
Ravy: hmm?
Pie: What are you gonna do to me?
Ravy: Just wait *pats his back*
Pie: You can't do that to me!
Ravy: Yes I can I'm the author...Deal
Pie: God she's gonna end up killin me off
Spot: No, but she might toss you in a closet full of poisonous snakes
Ravy: I like that *writes that Idea down in handy dandy notebook for Ideas*
Pie: Look what you did Conlon
Spot: *snickers*
I enjoy writing this soooooo much, if I had more time I would be pushing out Chappy's like you wouldn't believe! Jack is in for a rude awakening, the little man whore.
Jack: What is this with everyone hating me!
Ravy: I don't hate you, I hate men
Jack: Well that's reassuring.
Ravy: *Turns her head behind her and the boys are glancing over her shoulder* Ok I don't like it when you guys are hanging over my shoulder butting in...get out of here.
Race: nuh uh...I'm comfy
Ravy: *turns to look at Race who is clad in horse Pj's with the little feet coverings, holding a stuffed horse * *raises an eyebrow at him*
Jack: hehe
Ravy: shut up you and Spot aren't anybetter!
Jack: *models his cowboy pj's*
Spot: At least I don't look like a four year old *is wearing a Brooklyn T-shirt*
Ravy: It's just my brother is going to kill you.
Spot: Why?
Ravy: That's his shirt....
Brother: RAVEN WHERE'S MY BROOKLYN SHIRT?!
Spot: o.O
Ravy: *snickers*
Tab will be spazing EVEN MORE in this chap girlie so hop to it!
Zippy!: Just Zip it already! hehe Glad you like this story! I'm so proud and I love Opposites Attract! WOOT! Yesh Spot has a Mercedes
Spot: It's silver with Black interior.
Ravy: That's my DAD'S Mercedes
Spot: hehe oh yea.
Ok Now Away We Go!
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"Jack don't ever say that again; it hurts just thinking about it!" Race grimaced and groaned. The guys just laughed as the headed for the entrance of the club.
The music pounded loudly, echoing into the deep corners of the room. The bright
flashing lights lit up the club in random spurts, and the dance floor was crowded to the maximum with people. Glow sticks traveled in smooth patterns, moved about by unseen hands. Many eyes were locked to the designs they made in the air as the viewers chewed their lips robotically. Raven pushed herself through the crowd and plopped in between Mayfly and Smalltalk. Smalltalk was busy taking tequila shots with Pie, and Mayfly was sitting next to Blink with half a dozen empty glasses in front of her.
"May! How many have you had?" Raven leaned over and said into her ear.
"Uh...." Mayfly spread open her palm and stretched her fingers. She began
tapping the index finger of her other hand to them in a counting motion. Finally, she
blinked. "Uh... um... who cares?! Hey! Bartender-face! Gimme another one of those
whatcha-call-its?!" Raven laughed and looked to see what Smalltalk was up too. Then, she saw the tequila.
"Dun duna duna dun da.... dun duna duna dun da.... Tequila!" Pie sang and shook the tequila bottle. Smalltalk giggled as he slammed it back on the counter. The bartender lined up the shot glasses and walked away laughing and shaking his head.
"One tequila!" Smalltalk chirped. She licked her wrist, poured salt on it, and then
licked the salt up. She took the shot of tequila, then grabbed the lemon slice, squished it into her mouth and sucked all the juice out of it. Pie did the same. "Two tequila!" She smiled and repeated the process again with Pie mimicking her. "Three keteela!" She and Pie began giggling and took another shot. Smalltalk continued to giggle. "FLOOR!" Smalltalk burst into hysterical laugher, slipped off the barstool, and landed on the floor in a giggling mass of Smalltalk. Every person at the bar turned their attention to the giggling girl on the floor. Pie jumped up and kneeled next to her.
"The sky makes my face hurt." Smalltalk mumbled.
"Smalls?"
"Yeah?"
"That's the floor."
"Aha! I thought it felt awfully solid!" Pie Eater laughed and helped her to her
feet.
"You okay?" Pie asked, genuinely concerned.
"Yep! Just dandy-o!" Smalltalk crowed, following her statement up with a little
wiggle of her hips. Pie tried to cover up his amusement but failed miserably and burst into laughter along with Smalltalk. Raven found herself scanning the room for Jack and his cronies and finally locked her eyes on them. They were at the other side of the club and talking to another group of girls. Raven saw Jack paying particular attention to one girl, a blonde with hilariously fake boobs. Raven rolled her eyes.
She stood up quickly and grabbed Smalltalk's hand as well as Mayfly's. She
began dragging them away from the bar and towards the dance floor. Pie and Blink
looked at each other and sighed.
"May! May! Hey!" Raven shouted at the dazed girl.
"Huh?"
"How many fingers am I holding up?" Raven held two fingers in front of Mayfly's
face.
"Uh.... two and a half!" Mayfly said with the utmost certainty. Raven hid her
chuckles as Smalltalk burst into laughter.
"What are you..." Hic-up! "... doing Ravy?" Smalltalk slurred out.
"We are going to dance." Raven said with a smirk.
"Why?" Smalltalk said and tilted her head to the side. "I want more tequila!" she
whined. Raven sighed in exasperation. Mayfly turned her head to where Raven had been glancing throughout the conversation.
"She wants to dance, 'cause... um..." Mayfly began snapping her fingers and
blinking rapidly. Raven and Smalltalk backed up thinking she was going into a
conniption fit. "I GOT IT! Jaccc... Jass... Jess..."
"Jack!" Raven finished for her, mostly to stop Mayfly from hurting herself by
thinking too hard in her drunken state.
"Ooh, you're PO'ed 'cause he's talking to an ugly, fake-breasted blonde,"
Smalltalk said, giggling in between words. Raven growled and then pulled the other girls out onto the dance floor. It just so happened that the three of them were positioned very close to where Jack was (which was not coincidental in the slightest). Raven began dancing, moving her hips in sensuous curves. Smalltalk and Mayfly rolled their eyes and began to dance as well.
"I'm bored out here," Mayfly complained suddenly. Before anyone could reply she made a mad dash for the bar.
"Oh, shit," Raven said under her breath, and Smalltalk was speechless for once in her life.
"Since when is May's alter ego an alcoholic?!" Smalltalk somewhat whispered
into Raven's ear.
"I don't know but this isn't good."
"Nope, not at all- oh... .my... God." Smalltalk's jaw dropped to the floor, and
Raven's eyes bugged out of her head. Mayfly had taken it upon herself to leap on top of the bar and start flirting with every single guy there. Then she proceeded to shake various parts of her body that she probably wouldn't have shaken, had she been sober. She then ran and slid on her knees all the way across the counter top before stopping in front of a speechless Blink. Mayfly stood up and unhooked her bra, then pulled it out from under her shirt and began waving it over her head. She tossed it to Blink who caught it and blushed profusely. Mayfly didn't stop there; she continued to dance like a mad woman on top of the bar.
Her friends stared blankly at her.
"Um... how we gonna get her home?" Smalltalk asked Raven.
"We'll worry about that later."
"Well, she ain't puking in my car!"
"Of course not! I drove here!" Smalltalk giggled.
"Glad you think that's funny; it's gonna smell for weeks."
"As long as it's not my car that's doing the smelling." Raven felt a tap on her
shoulder, jumped a little and spun around. Jack laughed.
"Didn't mean to scare you."
"What a liar," Raven replied, smiling.
"Um... I'm gonna go find Pie," Smalltalk whispered to Raven. She grinned and
dashed off towards Pie, then jumped into his lap. "MORE TEQUILA!" she screamed at the bartender. Pie Eater laughed at her and positioned her more comfortably on his lap.
"Wanna dance?" Jack asked with a smirk.
"So you're done with your blonde?"
"Aw, don't be like that! I was just talking to her. Besides, you're ten times
prettier than her." Raven couldn't help but smile at his sincerity, even though she knew he was feeding her lines and compliments just to get her in bed.
"Let's dance."
"All right with me." Jack placed his hands on her hips and pulled her extremely
close to him. Raven moved her hips perfectly in time with the music, rubbing them
teasingly up against his groin.
Mayfly was giggling insanely and then suddenly stopped and passed out on top of the bar. Blink pondered over what to do for a second or two, then grabbed her and pulled her onto his lap. Mayfly blinked open her eyes and looked up at Blink.
"Lose this?" Blink held up Mayfly's bra in front of her eyes. Her face turned
bright red.
"Oh, God!" Mayfly screeched and passed out again. Blink frowned.
Maybe I shouldn't have done that...
Blink looked down at the unconscious Mayfly, concern written across his face.
"Pie! More Teeeeessssillllaaaaa!" Smalltalk slurred. She leaned over wrapped her arms around Pie's neck.
"Nooooo, I think you're done!" Pie slurred himself and almost fell off the stool,
but Smalltalk caught him and they burst into laughter.
"Really, Smaalshh, I can't drink nooooo more," Pie said and burped.
"Awwww, Piiiieeeee, pwweeasee?" Smalltalk whined, still slurring badly.
"Nope, I'm doone."
"GAH!"
"What?
"I dunnooo." Pie and Smalltalk burst into more laughter. There wasn't much else
that they could do, with the amount of tequila they'd consumed.
Raven and Jack were sweating from dancing together, their heavy breathing and
intimate dance moves causing their bodies to drastically react to one another. It felt as though there was an instant attraction, and Raven was milking it for all it was worth, digging her hips into his and rubbing her body against his. Jack returned the favor, allowing Raven to do whatever she wanted to him.
"And now you see the female taking charge of the male specimen," Race said
jokingly to Spot as they watched the couple from their position in the corner. Spot
chuckled and took another sip of his drink.
"Either Jack is really drunk or really stupid."
"Why do you say that, Conlon?" Spot frowned and shook his head.
"Just a gut feeling, I guess."
"Elaborate, would ya?"
"I don't like her. She reminds me of... of somebody who screwed me over."
Racetrack grinned evilly.
"Literally?" Spot rolled his eyes.
"No, moron... okay, well, yeah, but then she screwed me over in the other way.
The bad way."
"Are you talking about that girl...?" Spot cut him off.
"Yeah, I'm talking about Michelle."
Jack and Raven stopped dancing and looked up at each other, panting heavily.
"You're a good dancer," Jack commented, still breathing heavily.
"You're not too bad yourself," Raven replied, smoothing some hair out of her
eyes. They simply stood there and stared at each other for a moment. Just by looking in his eyes, Raven knew she had him, but she couldn't help the feeling that he had gotten her as well.
"I'll call you tomorrow... you wanna go to dinner or something?"
"Yeah, dinner sounds great," Raven said, smiling. "Call me, and I'll see you
tomorrow." Raven turned around and walked away from Jack, leaving him standing
alone. He whistled to himself and rejoined his group of friends.
Blink sat at the bar with the unconscious Mayfly in his lap without a clue of what
to do about it. So he did the first thing that came to mind: he started to poke her. Blink poked her side, her arms, and her face until finally, Mayfly jumped up and yelped.
"Easy! It's just me."
"Did I really do that?" Mayfly whined.
"Do what?"
"Bar dance and then... erm... give you my bra?"
"Oh, yeah, the whole bit."
"Oh, Goooooood," Mayfly moaned, covering her face with her hands. Blink
laughed.
"You okay?"
"Yeah, just... really, really embarrassed."
"And drunk?"
"And drunk. Thank God Ravy's driving."
Raven walked back over to the bar and saw Smalltalk about to slip off the stool.
Raven sighed and caught her friend instantly.
"Heeeeeeyyyy, RAVE! WOOOOOOOO!" Smalltalk crowed, waving an empty
shot glass.
"Heya, Smalls, how about we get out of here, huh? It's four thirty in the morning."
"Aye, aye Capitano!" Raven helped Smalltalk off the barstool. "BYE, PIIIIEEE!
BYE-BYE!" Raven couldn't help but chuckle her friend's drunken state and at Pie as
well. Pie waved back to Smalltalk with a goofy grin on his face. They reached Mayfly,
and Smalltalk pounced on her and Blink.
"MAY! Time to GOOOOOOOO!"
"Now?" Mayfly questioned and then burped. She then blushed a violent shade of
red as Blink started to laugh. He helped Mayfly off the stool. "Bye, Blinky!" she chirped, trying to hide her embarrassment. She leaned over to kiss him on the cheek, but before her lips made contact with the skin of his cheek, she felt his lips on hers. Her eyes widened in surprise.
"Okay, lover boy, we gotta get her home," Raven said tugging on Mayfly's arm.
"Awwww..."
"Nooooo whinnnning!"
"'Whinning' ain't a word, Smalls," Raven said, tugging Mayfly out of the club.
"WHO CARES?!"
As soon as the three of them were outside, Raven and Smalltalk burst into
laughter.
"May, your face when he kissed you!" Raven was doubled over with laughter.
"It was like a fish on steroids!" Smalltalk crowed and mimicked a fishy face with
her eyes wide as saucers.
The girls continued to laugh as Mayfly blushed like crazy.
"CAR!"
"Yes, Smalls, that's my car."
"Oh... yeah..."
The three of them got into the car and drove towards Raven's house to await their
respective phone calls and for Raven to make fun of their hangovers.
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Spot: See I am smart!
Jack: not really Brooklyn
Spot: shut up Kelly
Brother: OK if the two of you don't shut up your getting locked in the basement.
Ravy: God I love you Brother!
Brother: How do you put up with this?
Ravy: How do we put up with mom?
Brother: We stop listening after awhile....oh I get it
Ravy: :)
Spot: Wait a minute, you don't listen to me when I talk
Ravy: No not really
Jack: Ego get deflated Conlon?
Race: Awww look he's gonna cry!
Spot: Am not! *lip quivers*
Ravy: To stop Spot from crying....please review!
A/N shameless Plugs!
Keza's- Who Wants To Marry A Newsie will be coming to a theatre near you....as soon as she write the first chap.
AND!
Zippy's- Opposites Attract! Dude there's everything in this story...fights, drama, love, confusion, all the things we hold near and dear to our hearts.