Author: Bluefire (AKA Miss Blue Blaze AKA ME! ^_________^) Summary: We're running from the psychos because of a stunt we pulled on Malik. Co-written by Aisling Kaiba herself. Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Never have, never will. ::sobs:: So don't sue, ok? You won't get anything of value anyway. Aisling belongs to herself and I belong to me, damnitNeither do I own Lian Xing. Syphon Filter owns her. You'll see in a little while. Pairings: Aisling/Ryou (cute, no?)

Me/Yami ^___^ (Aisling Kaiba, you say one word and I swear to Dios that I'll kick your ass)

Aisling was playing Kingdom Hearts, while Bluefire and Ryou watched, when they heard a screeching noise over running water. The screeching was very shrill and annoying and Aisling muttered "It's Malik with that damn screeching again."

After a while, Aisling threw down the controller and yelled "DAMN IT! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH THAT SCREECHING! THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP!" Bluefire and Ryou nodded in agreement. Aisling saved the game and turned off the system, before the three went up the stairs.

Once they were by the bathroom, Bluefire asked "Aisling, you got your frying pan?" "You'd better believe it, sister." Aisling replied, pulling said frying pan from out of nowhere. "All right, let's do it!" Ryou piped up. Aisling kicked down the door, yelling "MALIK ISHTAR!!!!! "

When the trio got in the bathroom, Bluefire whispered "Oh, God no! It's even worse in the proximity!" "MALIK ISHTAR!!!!! SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP NOW!!!!!!" Aisling yelled. "It's not working, love." Ryou pointed out as the singing grew louder, almost as if mocking Aisling.

Bluefire massaged her temples, before she said "Fine. Two can play this game." An insane smirk crossed her tanned face as she very slowly approached

the toilet, her brown eyes having an insane twinkle to them. "What's she doing?" Ryou asked. "Bluefire, you're looking like my Yami now." In reply, Bluefire flushed the toilet. "OW! OW! HOT!" Malik yelped.