Um...Help

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Um...Help
Chapter 5- The Plan!

Last episode: " Well, Vid, this sure has been fun, but we should probably get this over with so we can go home," Gohan said disappointedly. " Yeah, I suppose," Videl answered.

" You really have changed. If you hadn't told me, I really wouldn't have recognised you," Bulma said to Gohan," I mean you look like you're actually taking pleasure in terrifying poor Yamcha, and you too Videl," Bulma continued disgusted. " Come on Bulma, we're just having a little fun, before we tell the nice people who we are. Right Vid?" Gohan explained. " Of Course, we weren't really gonna kill anybody," Videl agreed. " That doesn't excuse you. If I were either of your parents you would be in soooo much trouble!" Bulma yelled. " Well I don't think you'll have to worry about any parents disciplining us," Gohan replied. " Yeah, not like they'd care," Videl continued. " What do you mean, I'm not sure about your parents Videl but Gohan both your parents are strict as," Bulma said confused. " Yeah right, Mum may seem strict but all you have to do is give her an innocent look and you've got ice - cream, not a lecture. As for dad, even if he was alive, he wouldn't give a damn," Gohan replied sharply towards the end. " What, you mean he's dead, so he doesn't come back to life?" Bulma asked confused. " Okay we're getting of track again guys. We'll talk about this later right now we need to sort out this mess," Videl instructed. " Yeah okay, I'll explain it to them," Gohan said taking charge. " Oh no you won't. If this explanation is anything like the one you gave Bulma, I think I'll explain," Videl argued. " Hey that was a good explanation. Who cares you do the talking then," Gohan countered.

By this time everybody was looking quite stupefied. Yamcha was feeling quite stupid, they were playing with him. He thought they were for real, so did everyone for that matter.

" Okay everyone listen up, I'm only gonna say this once. My name is Videl, and this is Gohan," She paused for a moment to let her audience take her speech in," We're from nine years into the future," Videl stopped.

The Z-fighters all broke into discussion. Were these people really from the future? If they were, was that Son Gohan, their Son Gohan sitting on the couch over there. Now that they thought about it, the resemblance was there, in looks anyway. There was absolutely no resemblance other than physical. He was rude, not polite, arrogant, not innocent, and he was out going, certainly not shy.

" Um, sorry, but did you just say you were from the future?" Krillin asked. " Yes, I did. Anymore questions?" Videl asked. " Yeah I got one, is the guy over there Son Goku's son?" Yamcha asked. Videl put her hands over her ears, knowing what was coming next. " Grrr, that isn't my title, I refuse to always be referred to as Son Goku's son!!! I do have a name, SON GOHAN!!! Not Goku's son, not Goku's anything, GOHAN!!!" Gohan yelled as he picked up Goten and Trunks and stormed out of the room.

Everybody just sat in there seats speechless. They hadn't meant to annoy Gohan, they just wanted to see if he was the Gohan they thought he was. They thought it would be a privilege to be called Son Goku's son, but Gohan obviously didn't.

" Um, that was weird," Yamcha stated. " Yeah, I'll say. What happened Videl?" Krillin asked. Videl sighed then answered Krillin's question. " Sorry, he's a little touchy on the subject of his father. Don't worry, he'll get over it eventually, in the mean time, I suggest you stay out of his way Yamcha," Videl explained as she ran after Gohan. " Um... yeah okay," Yamcha replied.

Videl ran down the halls of Capsule Corp looking for her aggravated boyfriend. Goku was a really sensitive subject to Gohan, and it was definitely to be avoided in his presence, and it was an absolute no no, to direct Gohan as Goku's son.

" Gohan, Gohan where are you?" Videl shouted down the halls.

It was then that Videl heard a giggle from outside. She turned around and saw Gohan outside by a tree with Goten and Trunks.

" You think this is funny Goten?" Gohan asked himself more than Goten. Goten giggled in response " Yeah well let's see how you feel, when you grow up and people only see you as your father's son. It's worse by the way, when your father is a selfish jerk. Sorry to say that Goten. Life sucks huh?" Gohan said. " Yep," A voice behind Gohan replied. " Figures you'd be listening Vid," Gohan stated. " They didn't mean it you know?" She replied. " I know, but that doesn't make me feel any better," Gohan countered. " Yamcha really isn't your favourite person today huh?" Videl asked. Gohan chuckled at this. " No not really, although he did make some good soup," He replied. " Yeah, I guess so," She replied.

They sat in silence for another ten minutes.

" Hey, I just remembered something," Gohan said. " What?" Videl asked. " You have to kiss Vegeta," He replied. " WHAT, why?" Videl responded outraged. " Coz when we made that bet about who could find Bulma first, Bulma found us so you have to kiss Vegeta," Gohan stated. " Where the hell did you get that from? If I have to kiss Vegeta, then you have to sing in front of every one," Videl replied. " Whatever, as long as I get to see you kiss Vegeta. Remember what we said, it has to be a full kiss, on the lips. Not some crappy peck on the cheek or anything. If I gotta sing, then it better be worth it," Gohan stated. " Fine, whatever. Until we find Vegeta though I'll just have to kiss you," Videl said as she reached up and kissed Gohan. Gohan deepened the kiss they didn't stop until they were interrupted.

" Ahem," Was heard from behind the couple.

Videl quickly broke the kiss although Gohan couldn't care less if everybody was watching him and Videl.

" What is it guys?" Videl asked as she blushed a dark red. " Well, it's just that we wanted to know more about you guys. How you got to the past, and more importantly why you're in the past?" Krillin replied. " Hey, where's Yamcha?" Gohan asked as he looked at the group and couldn't find him. " Oh, he thought it would be best for him to stay inside," Bulma replied. " Ohhhh, I'll go get him then," Gohan replied as he got up.

Everybody was a bit weary about Gohan alone with Yamcha, but Videl said he knew what he was doing. Gohan walked back into the lounge on his search to find Yamcha. He found him on a couch reading a magazine, looking rather left out.

" Yamcha?" Gohan asked. Yamcha looked up from his magazine, and a look of utter terror came over his face. " I'm really really really sorry. I won't do it again I promise," Yamcha said, still terrified of Gohan. " I know," Gohan replied. " You do?" Yamcha asked confused, he hadn't expected it to be that easy. " Yeah, and I wanted to apologise about yelling at you before," Gohan replied " Um, thanks. If you don't mind me asking, what's with the sudden mood swing?" Yamcha asked. " I really don't know. I'm not usually like threatening to kill people, but I'm not usually talking to people like this either. It's just lately that I've been acting really weird. Anyway we're about to explain more about this time travel stuff, so be outside soon," Gohan replied as he walked outside.

Everybody was talking happily waiting for Gohan and Yamcha to come out. When they came out, everyone sat down, and waited for Videl to talk.

" Okay, the reason that Gohan, Goten, Trunks and myself are here in your time, is because of one reason and one reason only," Videl stated. " What reason is that," Tien asked. " Trunks pushed the time machine on in Bulma's lab," Videl replied. Everybody sweat dropped, Videl had made it sound like they were here for a very important reason. Boy these future folk were weird. " Um, okay, so why haven't you gone back yet?" Yamcha asked. " For two reasons, first, there have been some minor differences between our timelines that have been caused coz of our visit, and second, we can't get home," She replied, once again causing everybody to sweat drop. " What kind of differences?" Krillin and Yamcha asked at the same time. " Well, I'm not quite sure. You'll have to ask Gohan, because I didn't know you guys in the past," Videl answered. " Piccolo wasn't supposed to die, when Raditz was on earth, Raditz is meant to be dead, and I'm not supposed to be in space," Gohan said on her behalf. " So not much then," Krillin replied sarcastically. " Will it matter?" Yamcha asked. " Of course it will matter! There aren't any dragonballs to wish anybody back to life, and I'M IN SPACE!!!!" Gohan yelled. " Oh, I guess that does make a difference then huh? So how are we gonna fix it?" Yamcha asked. " Okay, I've been thinking, and I've got a plan," Gohan answered. " Which is?" Videl asked. Everybody was shocked that Videl didn't know what the plan was, if she didn't then they were relying on Gohan. " You'll have to go to Namek. I'm aware that you aren't supposed to go there for another year yet, but it's the only way," Gohan explained. " Um...Gohan, what do you mean 'You'll have to go to Namek' aren't we going?" Videl asked. " No, You, me and Bulma are going to Planet Freizer," Gohan stated calmly. " We're WHAT?" Videl and Bulma asked. " Why planet Freizer, and why is Bulma coming?" Videl asked. " I am certain, that Raditz would have taken me back to Vegeta and Nappa, and that's on Planet Freizer, we'll go and get him back. That just happens to be a bonus though, so if he's not there then we'll worry about him later. Our real mission there is to distract freizer, until all the dragonballs have been collected," Gohan stated. " Okay, now I get why we go to Planet Friezer, but why is Bulma joining us?" Videl questioned. " Do you know how to decode thousands of advanced mechanical devices?" Gohan countered. " Er... okay so she can come, but what makes you think you can just go in and take Gohan without any trouble?" Videl asked. " I'm a sayian, I can trick them into thinking I'm one of them. I've got a tail to prove it," Gohan replied. " You've got this pretty figured out then huh?" Videl asked. " Yep," Gohan said with a smirk.

Pretty much everybody else didn't have a clue what Gohan and Videl were talking about. Who were Friezer and Vegeta?

" So do we leave tomorrow?" Krillin asked. " Hell no, you guys are no where near strong enough to fight anybody. You are going to train people," Gohan instructed. " For how long?" Yamcha asked. " Six months to a year, whenever I think you're strong enough. So go, move it," Gohan said and they all flew off in their different directions. Preparing for the months to come.

" So, Mr leader, what are we to do for a year?" Videl asked. " You train, both you and Bulma," Gohan stated as he picked up Trunks and waited for her to pick up Goten. " WHAT?" both Videl and Bulma replied. " I'm strong enough as it is," Videl whined. " I can't fight!!! I refuse, I want nails when I come back, HELLO," Bulma shouted. " Videl, you can never be too strong, and Bulma that's what fake nails are for," Gohan replied walking inside. " If we are taking you with us Bulma then you will need to know at least a little self defence, ki blasts and flying wouldn't hurt either. That goes for you too Videl," He continued.

Gohan had to argue with the girls long into the night, but eventually the both agreed. Bulma offered for Gohan and Videl to stay at Capsule Corp as long as they are in the past, and as they had no where else to go they agreed. Gohan knew that it was going to be difficult getting both girls to do what he told them to do, but it would be worth it.

Videl already knew the basics, so all he had to do was teach her some ki abilities and how to fly. He decided she could also use some help with her stance and technique.

As for Bulma, she knew nothing. He was definitely going to need help with her. Getting Bulma to listen would be hard enough, never mind teaching her how to fight. As long as she knew how to fly, and defend herself he would be happy. If she managed to kick some butt, while she was at it then that was just a bonus.

It was going to be a long year, and Gohan knew it. Somewhere in between teaching the girls, he would have to find time to do his usual training. Otherwise when he got home, he might end up falling behind Vegeta, a big no no. So with that as his final thought, Gohan fell asleep on his comfortable bed at Capsule Corp. Tomorrow would be a hard day, and all three would need all the rest they can get.

Chapter End.

Yay, another chapter finished. So who would have guessed the groups splitting up, for Namek and Planet Friezer? Bulma's gonna learn how to fight!!!! And what's with Gohan's strange attitude changes, only one way to find out. REVIEW. And then you can read the next chapter of Um...Help.

Kia Kawaii Princess.