I don't own Eva or much of anything else of much worth, so suing me really
wont get anyone anything, now will it? Anyway I don't want money for my
stuff and wont take it if its offered so now that that's settled, enjoy.
If this concept is similar to any pre-done works I apologize, I wouldn't do
it on purpose.
The Eva Horror Picture Show
Shinji bolted upright in bed yelling loudly, it had been that dream again. Strong arms wrapped around him forcing him to calm down slightly. While Asuka was upset because of her rude awakening she knew bad dreams, so her anger was subdued. This was the second time this week and she was getting worried. The last time he had plainly refused to talk about the dream in any way. Asuka felt hurt, she had explained her dreams to him, which had been very difficult at the time. After a few minutes of gentle prodding (threatening) Shinji agreed and began his story.
It began with the two of them driving on a rainy country road. They had a breakdown and managed to find shelter in a giant mansion. Rei had answered the door; she had a hunch-back and hair all the way down her back. Inside they found what seemed like a party going on. Misato and Ritsuko were running around in colorful punky clothing acting crazy. Shinji's father was an imperfect creation with a chainsaw while Kaji was a perfect creation that never really talked. Worst of all was Kaworu, Shinji shuddered. He had been dressed in drag with black curly hair and claimed to be a transsexual alien.
After a lot of singing, dancing, and some other..horrible things that Shinji didn't want to talk about, there was a final dance number. They had to stand on stage with Kaji and Ritsuko (dressed also in drag) and sing.
Asuka shuddered, he was right, she didn't want to know. Glancing at the clock she saw that they had a little over four hours until school. They were far too awake to get back to sleep. Asuka realized they needed to burn off some energy.
Shinji looked quite surprised when the second child pushed him onto his back, and removed her shirt (the only thing she was wearing). But he figured go with it, soon neither of them was thinking about the dream.
(Across town in one of the less reputable neighborhoods in Tokyo 3)
"PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS!!!"
In a rare display of emotion Rei Ayanami grunted loudly and kicked off her sheets. Across the room was her roommate, the final angel, singing in his sleep. The first child reached under her bed producing a thin yellow waffle ball bat. She walked over to Kaworu's bed and like a crazy angel-eat'n unit 01 proceeded in beating the hell out of the effeminate boy. For well over a minute Rei hit him in the head, chest, groin, and once in the ass (as he tried to scurry away) before finally stopping, out of breath.
"No more rock operas for you" (whack to the head) "Ever!"
Her point made, Rei went back to bed leaving the terrified boy shaking in his now soiled sheets. As she lay down a memory of last month's 'greased lightning' incident popped into her head. I will have to ask the commander to issue me a gun in the morning
And that's a rap
Author's notes:
A little fic in the spirit of Halloween. Some how I always catch some of the 'Rocky horror picture show' around this time of year and it all clicked.
The Eva Horror Picture Show
Shinji bolted upright in bed yelling loudly, it had been that dream again. Strong arms wrapped around him forcing him to calm down slightly. While Asuka was upset because of her rude awakening she knew bad dreams, so her anger was subdued. This was the second time this week and she was getting worried. The last time he had plainly refused to talk about the dream in any way. Asuka felt hurt, she had explained her dreams to him, which had been very difficult at the time. After a few minutes of gentle prodding (threatening) Shinji agreed and began his story.
It began with the two of them driving on a rainy country road. They had a breakdown and managed to find shelter in a giant mansion. Rei had answered the door; she had a hunch-back and hair all the way down her back. Inside they found what seemed like a party going on. Misato and Ritsuko were running around in colorful punky clothing acting crazy. Shinji's father was an imperfect creation with a chainsaw while Kaji was a perfect creation that never really talked. Worst of all was Kaworu, Shinji shuddered. He had been dressed in drag with black curly hair and claimed to be a transsexual alien.
After a lot of singing, dancing, and some other..horrible things that Shinji didn't want to talk about, there was a final dance number. They had to stand on stage with Kaji and Ritsuko (dressed also in drag) and sing.
Asuka shuddered, he was right, she didn't want to know. Glancing at the clock she saw that they had a little over four hours until school. They were far too awake to get back to sleep. Asuka realized they needed to burn off some energy.
Shinji looked quite surprised when the second child pushed him onto his back, and removed her shirt (the only thing she was wearing). But he figured go with it, soon neither of them was thinking about the dream.
(Across town in one of the less reputable neighborhoods in Tokyo 3)
"PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS!!!"
In a rare display of emotion Rei Ayanami grunted loudly and kicked off her sheets. Across the room was her roommate, the final angel, singing in his sleep. The first child reached under her bed producing a thin yellow waffle ball bat. She walked over to Kaworu's bed and like a crazy angel-eat'n unit 01 proceeded in beating the hell out of the effeminate boy. For well over a minute Rei hit him in the head, chest, groin, and once in the ass (as he tried to scurry away) before finally stopping, out of breath.
"No more rock operas for you" (whack to the head) "Ever!"
Her point made, Rei went back to bed leaving the terrified boy shaking in his now soiled sheets. As she lay down a memory of last month's 'greased lightning' incident popped into her head. I will have to ask the commander to issue me a gun in the morning
And that's a rap
Author's notes:
A little fic in the spirit of Halloween. Some how I always catch some of the 'Rocky horror picture show' around this time of year and it all clicked.