Scene 2 (a beautiful dress and impressive sword)
[Elizabeth wakes up and goes to her dresser. The Almighty Gods of Hair and Makeup have made sure Elizabeth's hair is perfectly pinned back even though she has, supposedly, been sleeping. She puts on the necklace]
Governor Swann: "Elizabeth! Are you decent? Since we're in that Single- Father-with-Teenage-Daughter awkward stage I might faint or something if I saw you in your nightgown."
Elizabeth: [crashes over chair] "Daddy! Do you have presents for me? Huh? Huh?"
Governor Swann: "But of course. I need you to show off your cleavage so Norrington will propose to you. I mean, yes of course I have a gift for you."
Elizabeth: "Why do your gifts always have ulterior motives?"
Governor Swann: "Because I'm incompetent but rich, so giving gifts seems to get me what I want. [to the maids] Strap her in please; the future Commodore is waiting."
Elizabeth: [is being laced up] "I can't breathe"
Omnipotent Author: "Elizabeth, you have to save that line for later, okay?"
Elizabeth: "Damn."
Servant: "M'lord, you have a visitor."
[Will, although he can practically juggle flame throwers (er.razor sharp swords) perfectly, seems to be the klutziest man alive; he breaks the chandelier and hides piece in umbrella stand.]
Governor Swann: "Well good day there. Do you have my order?"
Will: "Well, of course. But first let me show you my gymnastic sword- flipping skills so you won't suspect me when you find the chandelier piece in the umbrella stand."
Governor Swann: "Okay but hurry up. I have to show off my daughter's cleavage to the future Commodore."
[Elizabeth walks down stairs]
Governor Swann: "Elizabeth, you look lovely."
Will: [drool]
Elizabeth: "Will! I love you!"
Omnipotent Author: "Elizabeth, that comes later too. Right now just be quiet and look pretty, okay?"
Will: [drool]
Governor Swann: "Come on, Elizabeth, it's time for me to pimp you to the Commodore."
Elizabeth: "Crap!"
[Elizabeth and Governor Swann leave]
Will: "Oh man, why didn't I just tell her I love her then?"
Omnipotent Author: "Because otherwise we wouldn't have had a plot for the movie."
Will: "Oh right. Well, I'll just look longingly at her now, I guess."
[Elizabeth wakes up and goes to her dresser. The Almighty Gods of Hair and Makeup have made sure Elizabeth's hair is perfectly pinned back even though she has, supposedly, been sleeping. She puts on the necklace]
Governor Swann: "Elizabeth! Are you decent? Since we're in that Single- Father-with-Teenage-Daughter awkward stage I might faint or something if I saw you in your nightgown."
Elizabeth: [crashes over chair] "Daddy! Do you have presents for me? Huh? Huh?"
Governor Swann: "But of course. I need you to show off your cleavage so Norrington will propose to you. I mean, yes of course I have a gift for you."
Elizabeth: "Why do your gifts always have ulterior motives?"
Governor Swann: "Because I'm incompetent but rich, so giving gifts seems to get me what I want. [to the maids] Strap her in please; the future Commodore is waiting."
Elizabeth: [is being laced up] "I can't breathe"
Omnipotent Author: "Elizabeth, you have to save that line for later, okay?"
Elizabeth: "Damn."
Servant: "M'lord, you have a visitor."
[Will, although he can practically juggle flame throwers (er.razor sharp swords) perfectly, seems to be the klutziest man alive; he breaks the chandelier and hides piece in umbrella stand.]
Governor Swann: "Well good day there. Do you have my order?"
Will: "Well, of course. But first let me show you my gymnastic sword- flipping skills so you won't suspect me when you find the chandelier piece in the umbrella stand."
Governor Swann: "Okay but hurry up. I have to show off my daughter's cleavage to the future Commodore."
[Elizabeth walks down stairs]
Governor Swann: "Elizabeth, you look lovely."
Will: [drool]
Elizabeth: "Will! I love you!"
Omnipotent Author: "Elizabeth, that comes later too. Right now just be quiet and look pretty, okay?"
Will: [drool]
Governor Swann: "Come on, Elizabeth, it's time for me to pimp you to the Commodore."
Elizabeth: "Crap!"
[Elizabeth and Governor Swann leave]
Will: "Oh man, why didn't I just tell her I love her then?"
Omnipotent Author: "Because otherwise we wouldn't have had a plot for the movie."
Will: "Oh right. Well, I'll just look longingly at her now, I guess."