Neep! Anything but Ordinary3 gave me a whole bunch of new parody ideas! Here we have my parody of Donkey Kong. And yes, Beast does make a good Donkey Kong.
Karla: Wheeeeeee! Parody time again!
Kurt: Three at once?
Karla: Sure. You can keep all your roles straight can't you?
Kurt: ...
Karla: Please? I got some X-Men muses.
Kurt: Send them away. Please.
Karla: Don't they like you?
Rogue: Traituh! *charges at him*
Karla: *stops her with author magic* I see what you mean. Kurt I'm sorry. This may be worse than Mystique.
Kurt: Don't mention her.
Karla: But she's-
Kurt: Don't! I'm not listening! *covers ears* Lalalalalalalalalalala!
Karla: Fine!
Kurt: Really?
Karla: Yes. Now, Rogue, resist the urge to kill him. I could bring up all sorts of nasty history about you.
Rogue: Ah find that hard t'believe.
Karla: I can bring Remy here.
Rogue: Not the Swamp Rat!
Karla: Good. Hank? Are you feeling okay?
Hank: This character never utters a single syllable.
Karla: He doesn't have to. Actions speak louder than words.
Hank: So put by those who are incapable of intelectual conversation.
Karla: Look, I can use big words and bogle most people, but I'd rather they understand what I'm saying to them.
Hank: You're quite the oddity. If I may inquire, why have you not got your burly blond muse playing this role in a monkey suit?
Karla: Because I have a much better job for him and I don't think he should be binge drinking much more. He gets to play the bad guy. That and with you, I don't need to rent a monkey suit.
Hank: I think I was just insulted.
Karla: *shrugs* Anyway, Rogue will be playing Candy because she's the only girl here.
Hank: Aren't you-
Karla: I'm the director. Trust me, things are always better when there's a woman in charge.
Hank: I hardly think 16 gives you the right to call yourself an adult.
Karla: It does indeed. Now stop patronizing me or else!
Hank: What? I sincerely doubt that you could bogle me.
Karla: Hippopotmonstrosapippidarian.
All: What?!
Karla: The longest word I know.
Hank: What does it mean?
Karla: You concede that you're bogled?
Hank: Never!
Karla: Well, you're playing Donkey Kong himself. You should be proud.
Hank: Again I implore you to reconsider your casting.
Karla: Oh get over it. Kurt, you are again unfortunatly stuck in the role of the side kick.
Kurt: Karla, why do you even bother to tell us who we're playing? We have the scripts I've written.
Karla: The readers don't have scripts! Besides, I write those.
Kurt: Nein you-
Karla: *death glares* I write them!
All: O_O
Karla: Any more complaints?
All: ...
Karla: Good. Now, I have been known to explode violently, and the only thing that keeps my temper under control is Lloyd, and he's in another fic currently, so you might want to cooperate.
Rogue: Sugah, what can y'do t'us?
Karla: Author powers.
Kurt: As in, anything she wants.
Rogue: Oh.
Hank: Doubtful.
Karla: Oh yeah?! *gets one of her trademark insane grins* You want to see my capabilites? I'll send you to another author.
Hank: Oh my stars and garters! There is a higher power! Who? Who will allow me escape from this?
Karla: Oh, you aren't escaping. You're doing this first.
Hank: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*gasp*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Karla: That's Dart's line!
Hank: Dart?
Kurt: You don't want to know. You really don't want to know.
Hank: I'll take you're word for that.
Karla: Okay, Jamie and Rachel are going to do the terrian for this too, so hurry up and get to your places or you might end up a tree. *they run. Fast*
Rachel: Do you really think I'd make any of them part of a tree?
Karla: Oh, I know you wouldn't. Jamie on the other hand...
Jamie: I said I was sorry!
Karla: My cat will never be the same.
Jamie: But he honestly wanted to be human, and you weren't around and I thought that maybe you wouldn't mind!
Karla: He's not supposed to be a human. Karma and all that.
Jamie: Hey! I was just helping the unfortunate.
Karla: Because you know you'll end up like that?
Jamie: *pulls some threads*
Karla: *now a cat due to him* Merow?
Rachel: Put her back.
Jamie: But-
Rachel: Now.
Jamie: But isn't she cute?
Rachel: We won't be able to get out of this if you don't.
Jamie: Good point. *put the threads back*
Karla: *takcles him* Why you-!
Rachel: How about not killing each other? I want to go home.
Karla: He turned me into a cat!
Jamie: I liked you better that way.
Neep! First chapter is done! Many thanks to Anything but Ordinary3 for the brilliant parody ideas. I do my humble best with these games.
Kurt: Don't you mean me?
Karla: Sh! I write these. You had nothing to do with it.
Kurt: Really? How did you get on without me?
Karla: Lavitz helped.
Kurt: Really? Maybe I should leave again...
Karla: NO! *clears throat* Um...
Kurt: Ha! *looks proud* You do need me.
Karla: *mutters*
Karla: Wheeeeeee! Parody time again!
Kurt: Three at once?
Karla: Sure. You can keep all your roles straight can't you?
Kurt: ...
Karla: Please? I got some X-Men muses.
Kurt: Send them away. Please.
Karla: Don't they like you?
Rogue: Traituh! *charges at him*
Karla: *stops her with author magic* I see what you mean. Kurt I'm sorry. This may be worse than Mystique.
Kurt: Don't mention her.
Karla: But she's-
Kurt: Don't! I'm not listening! *covers ears* Lalalalalalalalalalala!
Karla: Fine!
Kurt: Really?
Karla: Yes. Now, Rogue, resist the urge to kill him. I could bring up all sorts of nasty history about you.
Rogue: Ah find that hard t'believe.
Karla: I can bring Remy here.
Rogue: Not the Swamp Rat!
Karla: Good. Hank? Are you feeling okay?
Hank: This character never utters a single syllable.
Karla: He doesn't have to. Actions speak louder than words.
Hank: So put by those who are incapable of intelectual conversation.
Karla: Look, I can use big words and bogle most people, but I'd rather they understand what I'm saying to them.
Hank: You're quite the oddity. If I may inquire, why have you not got your burly blond muse playing this role in a monkey suit?
Karla: Because I have a much better job for him and I don't think he should be binge drinking much more. He gets to play the bad guy. That and with you, I don't need to rent a monkey suit.
Hank: I think I was just insulted.
Karla: *shrugs* Anyway, Rogue will be playing Candy because she's the only girl here.
Hank: Aren't you-
Karla: I'm the director. Trust me, things are always better when there's a woman in charge.
Hank: I hardly think 16 gives you the right to call yourself an adult.
Karla: It does indeed. Now stop patronizing me or else!
Hank: What? I sincerely doubt that you could bogle me.
Karla: Hippopotmonstrosapippidarian.
All: What?!
Karla: The longest word I know.
Hank: What does it mean?
Karla: You concede that you're bogled?
Hank: Never!
Karla: Well, you're playing Donkey Kong himself. You should be proud.
Hank: Again I implore you to reconsider your casting.
Karla: Oh get over it. Kurt, you are again unfortunatly stuck in the role of the side kick.
Kurt: Karla, why do you even bother to tell us who we're playing? We have the scripts I've written.
Karla: The readers don't have scripts! Besides, I write those.
Kurt: Nein you-
Karla: *death glares* I write them!
All: O_O
Karla: Any more complaints?
All: ...
Karla: Good. Now, I have been known to explode violently, and the only thing that keeps my temper under control is Lloyd, and he's in another fic currently, so you might want to cooperate.
Rogue: Sugah, what can y'do t'us?
Karla: Author powers.
Kurt: As in, anything she wants.
Rogue: Oh.
Hank: Doubtful.
Karla: Oh yeah?! *gets one of her trademark insane grins* You want to see my capabilites? I'll send you to another author.
Hank: Oh my stars and garters! There is a higher power! Who? Who will allow me escape from this?
Karla: Oh, you aren't escaping. You're doing this first.
Hank: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*gasp*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Karla: That's Dart's line!
Hank: Dart?
Kurt: You don't want to know. You really don't want to know.
Hank: I'll take you're word for that.
Karla: Okay, Jamie and Rachel are going to do the terrian for this too, so hurry up and get to your places or you might end up a tree. *they run. Fast*
Rachel: Do you really think I'd make any of them part of a tree?
Karla: Oh, I know you wouldn't. Jamie on the other hand...
Jamie: I said I was sorry!
Karla: My cat will never be the same.
Jamie: But he honestly wanted to be human, and you weren't around and I thought that maybe you wouldn't mind!
Karla: He's not supposed to be a human. Karma and all that.
Jamie: Hey! I was just helping the unfortunate.
Karla: Because you know you'll end up like that?
Jamie: *pulls some threads*
Karla: *now a cat due to him* Merow?
Rachel: Put her back.
Jamie: But-
Rachel: Now.
Jamie: But isn't she cute?
Rachel: We won't be able to get out of this if you don't.
Jamie: Good point. *put the threads back*
Karla: *takcles him* Why you-!
Rachel: How about not killing each other? I want to go home.
Karla: He turned me into a cat!
Jamie: I liked you better that way.
Neep! First chapter is done! Many thanks to Anything but Ordinary3 for the brilliant parody ideas. I do my humble best with these games.
Kurt: Don't you mean me?
Karla: Sh! I write these. You had nothing to do with it.
Kurt: Really? How did you get on without me?
Karla: Lavitz helped.
Kurt: Really? Maybe I should leave again...
Karla: NO! *clears throat* Um...
Kurt: Ha! *looks proud* You do need me.
Karla: *mutters*