An update! Aren't you proud? Proof that enough proding will get anything done! Oh and guess what? i'm adding an author! Yes you Anything but Ordinary3 You are in my parody.
Anything: Help! I've been kidnapped!
Hank: Author-napped perhaps?
Karla: You haven't been author-napped. I'm only stealing you away so that you may take part in this glorious parody of mine.
Kurt: What she means is she couldn't find anyone to fill in for Rogue who just happened to quit.
Karla: Do you know where she went?
flash back
*Rogue following a map drawn in crayon (by Kat of course)*
Anything: Hello?
Rogue: Y'gotta help me! I need t'hide from the crazy author that's out t'get me!
Anything: *hustles her into the forgotton corner*
/falshback
Anything: *innocently* Nope! Can't say that I've seen her!
Karla: Well, someone has to fill in for Candy. Not me! I'm the author. *yells* Brian!
Brian: What?!
Karla: Get in here! I have another bit part for you!
Brian: Can't someone else do it?
Karla: No!
Brian: *trudges in muttering*
Karla: Here. Put this on. *hands him the suit*
Brian: A monkey?
Karla: Please? It means you don't have to be the bad guy.
Brian: Who's the evil over lord?
Xavier: Don't call me that!
All: o_O *laugh*
Xavier: It's not funny!
All: *laugh harder*
Xavier: *pouts*
Karla: Just do it.
Jamie: Should there be a Nike ad here?
Karla: No.
Brian: *mutters and puts on his costume*
Karla: On the count of three, everyone start laughing. One...
Anything: Two...
Jamie: Three!
All: *laugh at Brian in a female monkey suit and pink dress*
Brian: What?!
Anything: *points at a mirror*
Karla: *takes the oppurtunity and gets a head start*
Brian: *looks at himself in disgust then chases her*
All: *laugh and point*
Kurt: Alright, let's get on with the show shall we?
Karla: *throws a bottle of Jack Daniels at Brian's head*
Brian: *passes out*
Karla: Okay, now, let's do scene one shall we? And Rachel, please drag him to his place and stand him upright.
*Jungle Hijinx (or Blasting out of the tree house take one)*
Hank: *cannonballs out of the tree house. Hits a tree* Ow...
Kurt: *stuck in a barrel* Get me out of here! *cursing in German*
Hank: Medic!
Moira: I'm comin' laddie.*
*A/N: Moria has been given a lab in exchange for her service. The author also made her promise to give up most of her accent*
Karla: Kurt, you're a good gymnast, you cannoball out of the tree house.
Kurt: *shrugs* Might as well.
*after Hank is on his feet*
Kurt: *cannonballs out of the tree house. Lands nicely where he's supposed to*
Hank: *in the barrel* Remove me from this filthy wooden confinement!
Kurt: Nein, I don't think I will... there is the matter of that time you but hair growth treatment into my shampoo... and when you put hair removal treatment in the same shampoo to correct it, except I'd already bought a new bottle and I ended up normal looking for weeks!
Karla: Woah! Hold it there mister! Isn't your skin blue?
Kurt: Nein, it isn't. It's a misconception people have. *rubs his fur the wrong way* See?
Karla: I'll be damned! There's white skin under there!
Anything: You could shave and wear sunglasses and no one would know you were a mutant!
Kurt: Why didn't I think of that...
Karla: Alright, next we will free the monkey from the barrel. That's a wrap guys!
All: *leave*
Hank: *still in the barrel* I'm still here!
Kat: Oooh! A talking barrel! You know, you sound an awful lot like Hank Mister Barrel! Do you listen like Hank too?
Hank: *moans*
I know. It's cruel. It's mean to leave Hank with but... it's also really funny!
Anything: Help! I've been kidnapped!
Hank: Author-napped perhaps?
Karla: You haven't been author-napped. I'm only stealing you away so that you may take part in this glorious parody of mine.
Kurt: What she means is she couldn't find anyone to fill in for Rogue who just happened to quit.
Karla: Do you know where she went?
flash back
*Rogue following a map drawn in crayon (by Kat of course)*
Anything: Hello?
Rogue: Y'gotta help me! I need t'hide from the crazy author that's out t'get me!
Anything: *hustles her into the forgotton corner*
/falshback
Anything: *innocently* Nope! Can't say that I've seen her!
Karla: Well, someone has to fill in for Candy. Not me! I'm the author. *yells* Brian!
Brian: What?!
Karla: Get in here! I have another bit part for you!
Brian: Can't someone else do it?
Karla: No!
Brian: *trudges in muttering*
Karla: Here. Put this on. *hands him the suit*
Brian: A monkey?
Karla: Please? It means you don't have to be the bad guy.
Brian: Who's the evil over lord?
Xavier: Don't call me that!
All: o_O *laugh*
Xavier: It's not funny!
All: *laugh harder*
Xavier: *pouts*
Karla: Just do it.
Jamie: Should there be a Nike ad here?
Karla: No.
Brian: *mutters and puts on his costume*
Karla: On the count of three, everyone start laughing. One...
Anything: Two...
Jamie: Three!
All: *laugh at Brian in a female monkey suit and pink dress*
Brian: What?!
Anything: *points at a mirror*
Karla: *takes the oppurtunity and gets a head start*
Brian: *looks at himself in disgust then chases her*
All: *laugh and point*
Kurt: Alright, let's get on with the show shall we?
Karla: *throws a bottle of Jack Daniels at Brian's head*
Brian: *passes out*
Karla: Okay, now, let's do scene one shall we? And Rachel, please drag him to his place and stand him upright.
*Jungle Hijinx (or Blasting out of the tree house take one)*
Hank: *cannonballs out of the tree house. Hits a tree* Ow...
Kurt: *stuck in a barrel* Get me out of here! *cursing in German*
Hank: Medic!
Moira: I'm comin' laddie.*
*A/N: Moria has been given a lab in exchange for her service. The author also made her promise to give up most of her accent*
Karla: Kurt, you're a good gymnast, you cannoball out of the tree house.
Kurt: *shrugs* Might as well.
*after Hank is on his feet*
Kurt: *cannonballs out of the tree house. Lands nicely where he's supposed to*
Hank: *in the barrel* Remove me from this filthy wooden confinement!
Kurt: Nein, I don't think I will... there is the matter of that time you but hair growth treatment into my shampoo... and when you put hair removal treatment in the same shampoo to correct it, except I'd already bought a new bottle and I ended up normal looking for weeks!
Karla: Woah! Hold it there mister! Isn't your skin blue?
Kurt: Nein, it isn't. It's a misconception people have. *rubs his fur the wrong way* See?
Karla: I'll be damned! There's white skin under there!
Anything: You could shave and wear sunglasses and no one would know you were a mutant!
Kurt: Why didn't I think of that...
Karla: Alright, next we will free the monkey from the barrel. That's a wrap guys!
All: *leave*
Hank: *still in the barrel* I'm still here!
Kat: Oooh! A talking barrel! You know, you sound an awful lot like Hank Mister Barrel! Do you listen like Hank too?
Hank: *moans*
I know. It's cruel. It's mean to leave Hank with but... it's also really funny!