Neep! I have a cloning machine! Ain't it great? That and Muses'R'Us loans some of their more popular ones out for thirty days!
Beast: I still fail to see why I have to be in this as a silent primate.
Karla: Because I save money on monkey costumes.
Beast: But you already used that arguement. It's flawed because your burly blond is in a monkey costume.
Karla: Which I had on hand for Rogue, but she left. Now, get in the barrel Donkey Kong.
Beast: No.
Karla: Monosylabic? And one word? It's the end of the world! *faints*
Kurt: Who's in charge now?
Jamie: Her. *points at Anything*
Anything: Really? *laughs evilly*
Rachel: I'm scared.
Jamie: Me too.
Anything: Alright people, we have a parody to do. Where's Brian?
Brian: *leans on Beast* *slurred, very slurred* Ya know, I had a friend oncsh like ya. He wash a little runt-
Anything: *smacks him for me and gives him more caffiene than should be drunk by a normal human being, followed by an insanely high dosage of Keep-Awake pills*
Brian: *shaking* Sowhatarewedoingtodayguyshunhhunhhunhhunh?!
Kurt: What have you done to him?
Anything: I don't know... Okay, Beast, jump in the barrel.
Beast: I'm not confining myself in that filthy wooden contraption.
Anything: Brian, stuff him in so we can get on with this.
Brian: *for once does exactly what he's told albeit way overzealously*
Beast: *moan* Medic...
Anything: Once you're freed from the barrel. Jamie, Rachel, the terrain please. *ground shifts to the inside of a cave with the Barrel on the top of a large pillar thing* Action!
Kurt: *dodges various Kremlings and jumps to the top of the pillar*
Beast: *inside the barrel moaning* Medic...
Kurt: *tries to lift the barrel, only to find it's too heavy. He falls backwards and the barrel bursts open*
Beast and kurt: Medic?
Moira: I'm comin' Laddies.
Anything: *points and laughs with everyone else*
Karla: Uhhn...
Jamie: Very good! Now two!
Karla: Deux. Wait, that's not what I was doing... Oh yeah! I was directing one of my parodies. How are they doing?
Anything: Um... fine! Better than Kat would do.
Karla: That doesn't say much.
Anything: They're fine!
Kurt: *moaning*
Karla: Why's Kurt moaning like that?!
Anything: *thinking fast* Brian! He got him. *looks innocent*
Karla: Bad muse! *whaps Brian with a newspaper*
Neep! Short I know, but oh well. Poor Kurt. He'll be better soon.
Beast: I still fail to see why I have to be in this as a silent primate.
Karla: Because I save money on monkey costumes.
Beast: But you already used that arguement. It's flawed because your burly blond is in a monkey costume.
Karla: Which I had on hand for Rogue, but she left. Now, get in the barrel Donkey Kong.
Beast: No.
Karla: Monosylabic? And one word? It's the end of the world! *faints*
Kurt: Who's in charge now?
Jamie: Her. *points at Anything*
Anything: Really? *laughs evilly*
Rachel: I'm scared.
Jamie: Me too.
Anything: Alright people, we have a parody to do. Where's Brian?
Brian: *leans on Beast* *slurred, very slurred* Ya know, I had a friend oncsh like ya. He wash a little runt-
Anything: *smacks him for me and gives him more caffiene than should be drunk by a normal human being, followed by an insanely high dosage of Keep-Awake pills*
Brian: *shaking* Sowhatarewedoingtodayguyshunhhunhhunhhunh?!
Kurt: What have you done to him?
Anything: I don't know... Okay, Beast, jump in the barrel.
Beast: I'm not confining myself in that filthy wooden contraption.
Anything: Brian, stuff him in so we can get on with this.
Brian: *for once does exactly what he's told albeit way overzealously*
Beast: *moan* Medic...
Anything: Once you're freed from the barrel. Jamie, Rachel, the terrain please. *ground shifts to the inside of a cave with the Barrel on the top of a large pillar thing* Action!
Kurt: *dodges various Kremlings and jumps to the top of the pillar*
Beast: *inside the barrel moaning* Medic...
Kurt: *tries to lift the barrel, only to find it's too heavy. He falls backwards and the barrel bursts open*
Beast and kurt: Medic?
Moira: I'm comin' Laddies.
Anything: *points and laughs with everyone else*
Karla: Uhhn...
Jamie: Very good! Now two!
Karla: Deux. Wait, that's not what I was doing... Oh yeah! I was directing one of my parodies. How are they doing?
Anything: Um... fine! Better than Kat would do.
Karla: That doesn't say much.
Anything: They're fine!
Kurt: *moaning*
Karla: Why's Kurt moaning like that?!
Anything: *thinking fast* Brian! He got him. *looks innocent*
Karla: Bad muse! *whaps Brian with a newspaper*
Neep! Short I know, but oh well. Poor Kurt. He'll be better soon.