Okey dokey! Kurt's all better. Yay! Now we can get on with the show.
Kurt: Remind me why I'm doing this.
Karla: Because you get to see Brian in a dress.
Kurt: That's not something I want to see.
Karla: That means you won't help me write a slash will you?
Jamie: I will!
Karla: Goodie goodie gosh!
Jamie: o_O Never do that again.
Karla: Why?
Jamie: Because I can manipulate reality.
Karla: Damn. Oh, I've brought in another friend of mine. Ren?
Ren: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! JamieJamieJamieJamie! *glomps him*
Jamie: Ah! It's a fan girl! Get her off! Get her off!
Karla: I think she can stay well attached. Now, back to the parody. We will now be doing the underwater levels.
Hank: Neither Kurt nor I are in any way aquatic. How is it that you are going to compensate?
Karla: Oxygen tanks. Strap them on and dive in.
Hank: I most certainly will not throw myself into that foamy brine.
Karla: Then Brian will throw you in.
Hank: He's a drunken heap in the corner.
Anything: *shoves some concentrated caffiene down his throat along with an entire bottle of Keep Awake pills* All better!
Brian: Is the room supposed to shake like that?
Anything: Yup. Now get on with it and do what we say.
Karla: Brian, put him in the oxygen tank and throw him in.
Brian: *starts trying to stuff Hank into the valve on the tank* Fit damn you!
Karla: No, strap him in.
Brian: *uses the straps to hold him against the valve and help him push* I said fit! *beats the tank and Hank against the wall. Hank slides into the valve and disappears into the tank*
All: O_O
Brian: ^_^
Karla: Okay... *labels the tank 'Hank' with a post-it*
A/N: Aren't Post-its great?
Karla: It works! *hugs machine* Okey dokey, Rachel is going to move the Hank tank telekinetically. Moira will fix Hank later, since Marvel has proven that there's nothing S'Hiar technology can't fix. Go to.
*Coral Capers OR Under the Sea With Octopi OR Under the Sea with Octopuses*
Hank: *floats along in the tank behind Kurt who's leading today*
Kurt: *swims along muttering profanities in German*
Hank: *from inside the tank (I have no idea how. I really don't. For now I'm blaming Jamie)* You know, for being so devout you curse suprisingly fluently.
Kurt: Scher Dich Zum Tueful.*
*A/N: meaning, although it's poorly spelled, Go to hell.
Hank: Bah.
*after some swimming*
Kurt: Gah! What is it?!
Spining Octopus: Grr! *spins*
Kurt: Don't eat me! *swims back to the very first really, really quickly*
Karla: What happened?
Kurt: Let me out! Let me out!
Karla: *having a soft spot for him lets him out* What happened?
Kurt: That thing tried to eat me!
Karla: Um... Are you by some chance afraid of octopi?
Kurt: O-of course not!
Jamie: Octopuses.
Karla: Let's not start that. Kurt are you that scared of them?
Kurt: *shaking with fear*
Karla: So that's a yes.
Jamie: I'm not afraid of anything!
Karla: Sock Puppets!
Jamie: Ha! I know that came from the Simpsons!
Brian: Marionettes.
Jamie: Where?! *dives into a bush of his own creation*
Karla: That's a rose bush you know.
Jamie: *mutters* Shut up.
*somewhere under the water*
Hank: Hello? Are there any authors out there?
Anything: *by virtue of author powers to do anything* You're still here? *In a very Kat like moment* Swim back.
Hank: I'm in an oxygen tank.
Anything: All the better. *disappears via author magic*
Hank: Hello? Hello?! HELLO?!
Oooooooooh lookie! It's another shiny new chapter! Yay! Ren be happy! You got to glomp Jamie!
Kurt: Remind me why I'm doing this.
Karla: Because you get to see Brian in a dress.
Kurt: That's not something I want to see.
Karla: That means you won't help me write a slash will you?
Jamie: I will!
Karla: Goodie goodie gosh!
Jamie: o_O Never do that again.
Karla: Why?
Jamie: Because I can manipulate reality.
Karla: Damn. Oh, I've brought in another friend of mine. Ren?
Ren: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! JamieJamieJamieJamie! *glomps him*
Jamie: Ah! It's a fan girl! Get her off! Get her off!
Karla: I think she can stay well attached. Now, back to the parody. We will now be doing the underwater levels.
Hank: Neither Kurt nor I are in any way aquatic. How is it that you are going to compensate?
Karla: Oxygen tanks. Strap them on and dive in.
Hank: I most certainly will not throw myself into that foamy brine.
Karla: Then Brian will throw you in.
Hank: He's a drunken heap in the corner.
Anything: *shoves some concentrated caffiene down his throat along with an entire bottle of Keep Awake pills* All better!
Brian: Is the room supposed to shake like that?
Anything: Yup. Now get on with it and do what we say.
Karla: Brian, put him in the oxygen tank and throw him in.
Brian: *starts trying to stuff Hank into the valve on the tank* Fit damn you!
Karla: No, strap him in.
Brian: *uses the straps to hold him against the valve and help him push* I said fit! *beats the tank and Hank against the wall. Hank slides into the valve and disappears into the tank*
All: O_O
Brian: ^_^
Karla: Okay... *labels the tank 'Hank' with a post-it*
A/N: Aren't Post-its great?
Karla: It works! *hugs machine* Okey dokey, Rachel is going to move the Hank tank telekinetically. Moira will fix Hank later, since Marvel has proven that there's nothing S'Hiar technology can't fix. Go to.
*Coral Capers OR Under the Sea With Octopi OR Under the Sea with Octopuses*
Hank: *floats along in the tank behind Kurt who's leading today*
Kurt: *swims along muttering profanities in German*
Hank: *from inside the tank (I have no idea how. I really don't. For now I'm blaming Jamie)* You know, for being so devout you curse suprisingly fluently.
Kurt: Scher Dich Zum Tueful.*
*A/N: meaning, although it's poorly spelled, Go to hell.
Hank: Bah.
*after some swimming*
Kurt: Gah! What is it?!
Spining Octopus: Grr! *spins*
Kurt: Don't eat me! *swims back to the very first really, really quickly*
Karla: What happened?
Kurt: Let me out! Let me out!
Karla: *having a soft spot for him lets him out* What happened?
Kurt: That thing tried to eat me!
Karla: Um... Are you by some chance afraid of octopi?
Kurt: O-of course not!
Jamie: Octopuses.
Karla: Let's not start that. Kurt are you that scared of them?
Kurt: *shaking with fear*
Karla: So that's a yes.
Jamie: I'm not afraid of anything!
Karla: Sock Puppets!
Jamie: Ha! I know that came from the Simpsons!
Brian: Marionettes.
Jamie: Where?! *dives into a bush of his own creation*
Karla: That's a rose bush you know.
Jamie: *mutters* Shut up.
*somewhere under the water*
Hank: Hello? Are there any authors out there?
Anything: *by virtue of author powers to do anything* You're still here? *In a very Kat like moment* Swim back.
Hank: I'm in an oxygen tank.
Anything: All the better. *disappears via author magic*
Hank: Hello? Hello?! HELLO?!
Oooooooooh lookie! It's another shiny new chapter! Yay! Ren be happy! You got to glomp Jamie!