Cookies and Gimli the Dwarf masks to all of my reviewers!

AragornsFavorite:

I have no clue whatsoever what he could do with a dustmop. I (briefly) considered a Swiffer Wet Jet.

GitaMerah:

I think that I only had Miriel as Elrond's wife just cause (using Celebrían at the beginning would have been just a little too. I dunno. I think it would have given too much away. and if you look at it from Audrey's POV, then she'd have already gotten over the fact that her Da was Elrond [( my weird logic at work, LOL.]). I (for some reason) just didn't feel like writing Celebrían in, and instead made this sorta AU. possibly I can add the twins in the next chapter. (see below) I will revise and put the translations at the ends of the texts. (

Skexxie Skywalker:

Thank you!

Lomadia/jereriviel:

I'm glad you loved it! I loved writing it! I was planning a sequel (something about "The Fellowship* Makes Waffles"). but do not know if I will be able to take the time for it anytime soon. sorry! Audrey is awesome! Do you think that (in the distant FUTURE, mind you) she and Legolas could "get along"? (not a rhetorical question!!)

* Minus Hobbits - the author cannot get in a hobbit-like nutrients-geared mentality

Priestess of Anubis:

I think I wrote this back in May or so, and just came back to it, like, last week. I had forgotten that I had written most of the stuff, and was also laughing my ass off.