Okay! More writing! Yes, it's keeping me calm. This is my first Law and Order fic (and it goes before an actual episode which I'll also post) its humor…so enjoy.
Disclaimer: Am I Dick Wolf? No. Do I care? No. Major Fluff, major ridiculous happenings. Please enjoy.
February 14, 2003
Supreme Court Trial part 41
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Jack McCoy was in his element.
He reigned supreme.
"Detective Briscoe, can you please tell the court what exactly you found at the scene?"
"The scene was in utter chaos." Briscoe leaned back in his chair, "Neighbors were unhelpful, and it wasn't until we turned to the defendant's family, that we got a full confession."
Here the jury stirred. The word of a policeman was always more then enough to get them riled up.
"What did the M.E's findings conclude?"
"The Victim was bludgeoned to death with a long, blunt object." Briscoe spoke clearly, all the more to convince them.
"Can you recognize the object here?"
"Yes I can."
The court began to stir. Judge McHenry banged the gavel twice, to get the audience to quiet. The defendant glanced nervously at his lawyer.
"Can you point it out to the jury, Detective Briscoe?"
Detective Briscoe stood, regal and erect in his proceedings, "It's that weapon, People's exhibit 12-C."
The crowd excited. McCoy walked over to his table, ignoring Serena's smile, and picked up the object in Question.
"Is this the object?"
Briscoe pretended to study it, "Yes, Yes it is."
"Let the Record show that the detective has selected the defendant's walking stick."
"It's a lie!" The defendant hopped up on the table-the bailiff bolted from his stationary location-restraining the defendant by his tiny arms, "A lie! A Lie! I was framed!"
"Your honor, I submit to you, THE GINGERBREAD MAN STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!"
"Noooo!"
The bailiff picked up the gingerbread man with one hand, placing him in the other, and holding him securely amidst the rabble and circus of the courtroom.
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A/N: Yes, what a strange one-shot. But what can you do? Btw, the Gingerbread man would be the little guy from Shrek…Never trust the Gingerbread man.