"Greeting" stated Arwen, politely.
"Help help!" yelped Gimli; he had fallen into the toilet.
Frodo reached into the toilet, only to fall in as well. The same happened with Sam, so in the end, Aragorn had to reach in and pull them out.
"Hello!" greeted Frodo, all toilet-y germ-ish (if I went into any more detail it would be a rated R fic..lol)
"Uhhh..can we get out of the BATHROOM!" screamed Max.
*Tyson runs over and kicks Max where it hurts(the first good thing he's done!)*
"Don't yell near perdy Arwen!" he screamed, eyeing her.
*Kai punches Tyson*
"Sorry I'm late!" yelled Legolas. "I had some.erm.technical difficulties."* wipes lipstick off of cheeks.*(Sorry, I'm in LURRVE with Orlando Bloom, I couldn't help it!!!!)
"It's O.K." said Rei.
"So, Tyson, tell more about how you LURRRRRRRRRRRVE and warship me!" exclaimed Arwen.
*Tyson and Arwen disappear into her dressing room.*
"Uhhhh.." boreditized Rei.
"Hahaha! You're short!" screamed Tyson to Frodo from Arwen's dressing room.
*Kai runs over and punches Tyson again.*
"I know!" screamed Max, "Let's play...go fish!!!"
"That's just about the lamest thing I've ever heard in my life, Max" stated Kai, letting everyone know his great detest for the truly annoying blonde.
"Well *I* want to play it" said Sam, blushing.
"Why are you blushing?" asked Frodo.
"Because. because... no reason" whispered Sam.
"So let's play!" screamed Max.
"Stop screaming" said Kai.
"O.K." said Max (unlike Tyson in chapter 1) pulling out of his pockets a deck of card like all of the cool people in movies do, but since Max is in fact NOT a cool person, he ended up pulling out a fish skeleton. "Whoops! Does anyone have a deck of cards?" asked Max.
"I do!" said Frodo.
"Where are Mary and Pippin (sp?)" asked Rei.
*Hears distant kicking and muffled shouting in the closet*
"What the?!?!?! o.O. questioned Max.
*Max runs over and opens the closet to find Mary and Pippin tied up in the closet*
"You! You tied us up, Sam! You evil turd!!!!!" shouted Pippin.
"Well it's not my fault! I needed to see how they do it! Tyson's sooo fat, but in the first episode, when he was in the hot-tub, he was thinner than Rei, which is almost impossible because Rei's sooo perfect!" shouted Sam.
*Rei blushes*
"Well" butted in Frodo, "Tyson isn't even in here, he's with Arwen in her dressing room!"
*Mary, Pippin, and Sam run over and drag Tyson out*
"NOW let's play go fish!" cheered Max.
"O.K.^_~!" said Rei.
"NOOO" screamed Legolas. "I have.. an.erm.. fear of fish! Yeah, a fear of fish! I'll.uhh. go to the market and buy some.cheese!!" said Legolas.
"I'll come with you!!^_~!!!" said Rei.
"Kai, you come too to protect me from the evil mob! With your big muscles!" said Legolas.
*At the supermarket*
"Kai!" shouted Rei, "that's that tenth person you've punched and we haven't even gotten to the supermarket yet!!!"
"Yes we have! We just stepped in!" declined Kai.
"I.. erm.. have to go to the extra cracker section in the closet!" said Legolas. "come with me, Rei!"
"O.K.!!!^_~!!!" said Rei.
*Ten minutes later*
"What's taking you two so long!?!?!" asked Kai, opening the closet to find Rei and Legolas in a huge make-out session. "That's it!" shouted Kai, grabbing them both from the ear and dragging them back to the studio.
*5 minutes later*
"OWWW!!! My ear!! '_`!!!" cried Rei. (awwww. poor Rei)
"Uhh." said Legolas, "Mr. Rampage, I don't see anyone here. don't you think they just maybe went somewhere else?"
"KAI!?!??!" yelled Rei; Kai seemed to have disappeared.
"Oh well" said Legolas, grabbing Rei's wrist and leading him into a nearby room.
OMG! That was just about the shortest fic.actually, Pretty girl was. but oh well!!! Yeah. he he.. and I'm hoping to get LOTS and LOTS of reviews, which I won't because only the porno's get lots of reviews, even if they're REALLY badly written.poor me! I know. no that's a bad idea.I AM going to have a rated MAYBE R fic coming out soon.deeper thoughts... but I might not publish it. It's sooo bad! Oh well. Only time will tell. At least I got more than 3 reviews!!!! Well, people! How did you like that? It was. erm. odd? Yes, all of my fics are that. I'm trying to become another person as good of a writer as SpookyChild. which I will never be because they're too cool! Oh well!!!! *runs down a toilet*
"Help help!" yelped Gimli; he had fallen into the toilet.
Frodo reached into the toilet, only to fall in as well. The same happened with Sam, so in the end, Aragorn had to reach in and pull them out.
"Hello!" greeted Frodo, all toilet-y germ-ish (if I went into any more detail it would be a rated R fic..lol)
"Uhhh..can we get out of the BATHROOM!" screamed Max.
*Tyson runs over and kicks Max where it hurts(the first good thing he's done!)*
"Don't yell near perdy Arwen!" he screamed, eyeing her.
*Kai punches Tyson*
"Sorry I'm late!" yelled Legolas. "I had some.erm.technical difficulties."* wipes lipstick off of cheeks.*(Sorry, I'm in LURRVE with Orlando Bloom, I couldn't help it!!!!)
"It's O.K." said Rei.
"So, Tyson, tell more about how you LURRRRRRRRRRRVE and warship me!" exclaimed Arwen.
*Tyson and Arwen disappear into her dressing room.*
"Uhhhh.." boreditized Rei.
"Hahaha! You're short!" screamed Tyson to Frodo from Arwen's dressing room.
*Kai runs over and punches Tyson again.*
"I know!" screamed Max, "Let's play...go fish!!!"
"That's just about the lamest thing I've ever heard in my life, Max" stated Kai, letting everyone know his great detest for the truly annoying blonde.
"Well *I* want to play it" said Sam, blushing.
"Why are you blushing?" asked Frodo.
"Because. because... no reason" whispered Sam.
"So let's play!" screamed Max.
"Stop screaming" said Kai.
"O.K." said Max (unlike Tyson in chapter 1) pulling out of his pockets a deck of card like all of the cool people in movies do, but since Max is in fact NOT a cool person, he ended up pulling out a fish skeleton. "Whoops! Does anyone have a deck of cards?" asked Max.
"I do!" said Frodo.
"Where are Mary and Pippin (sp?)" asked Rei.
*Hears distant kicking and muffled shouting in the closet*
"What the?!?!?! o.O. questioned Max.
*Max runs over and opens the closet to find Mary and Pippin tied up in the closet*
"You! You tied us up, Sam! You evil turd!!!!!" shouted Pippin.
"Well it's not my fault! I needed to see how they do it! Tyson's sooo fat, but in the first episode, when he was in the hot-tub, he was thinner than Rei, which is almost impossible because Rei's sooo perfect!" shouted Sam.
*Rei blushes*
"Well" butted in Frodo, "Tyson isn't even in here, he's with Arwen in her dressing room!"
*Mary, Pippin, and Sam run over and drag Tyson out*
"NOW let's play go fish!" cheered Max.
"O.K.^_~!" said Rei.
"NOOO" screamed Legolas. "I have.. an.erm.. fear of fish! Yeah, a fear of fish! I'll.uhh. go to the market and buy some.cheese!!" said Legolas.
"I'll come with you!!^_~!!!" said Rei.
"Kai, you come too to protect me from the evil mob! With your big muscles!" said Legolas.
*At the supermarket*
"Kai!" shouted Rei, "that's that tenth person you've punched and we haven't even gotten to the supermarket yet!!!"
"Yes we have! We just stepped in!" declined Kai.
"I.. erm.. have to go to the extra cracker section in the closet!" said Legolas. "come with me, Rei!"
"O.K.!!!^_~!!!" said Rei.
*Ten minutes later*
"What's taking you two so long!?!?!" asked Kai, opening the closet to find Rei and Legolas in a huge make-out session. "That's it!" shouted Kai, grabbing them both from the ear and dragging them back to the studio.
*5 minutes later*
"OWWW!!! My ear!! '_`!!!" cried Rei. (awwww. poor Rei)
"Uhh." said Legolas, "Mr. Rampage, I don't see anyone here. don't you think they just maybe went somewhere else?"
"KAI!?!??!" yelled Rei; Kai seemed to have disappeared.
"Oh well" said Legolas, grabbing Rei's wrist and leading him into a nearby room.
OMG! That was just about the shortest fic.actually, Pretty girl was. but oh well!!! Yeah. he he.. and I'm hoping to get LOTS and LOTS of reviews, which I won't because only the porno's get lots of reviews, even if they're REALLY badly written.poor me! I know. no that's a bad idea.I AM going to have a rated MAYBE R fic coming out soon.deeper thoughts... but I might not publish it. It's sooo bad! Oh well. Only time will tell. At least I got more than 3 reviews!!!! Well, people! How did you like that? It was. erm. odd? Yes, all of my fics are that. I'm trying to become another person as good of a writer as SpookyChild. which I will never be because they're too cool! Oh well!!!! *runs down a toilet*