Davina_fujii: I am going to be speaking a lot through out the story So don't be surprised!

(Scene three) sailor mouth

Mrs. Puff: Spongebob left! No right! Dear Neptune were going to die!

Narrator: aqua is in the back seat upchucking her breakfast.

Aqua: oh barnacles!!

Spongebob: did I pass the test Mrs. Puff?

Mrs. Puff: well you at least I still have my sanity. Spongebob the test is Over you didn't pass.

Spongebob: got to pass the test!!!

Aqua: what don't you understand about you didn't pass the test Spongebob?

Spongebob: oh *@$#&!!!

(Scene four) squidwards/Spongebob house.

Squidward: (to snelli) ah what a peaceful day not a word from Spongebob.

(Weird back round music starts to play)

Narrator: squidward is so busy playing horribly on his clarinet he does not here the door.

Narrator: squidward finally gets a clue and realizes someone's at the door.

Squidward: hello? Squilliam fancyson!!?

(back round music ends abruptly all that can be heard is the screeching of a car reeling out of control the smashing into a lamp post)

Davina: ooooh such detail.

Squidward: I thought I left you in the tentacles of that giant octopus!

Davina: huh? Wrong story.

Squilliam: are you here all by yourself living your bleak and meaningless life?

Davina: (* raises one eyebrow *) Squidward: I am not here by myself I have a uh.. girl over.

Squilliam: well while I was walking. Blah blah blah I came across this snail Balah blah yada yada squibble squibble.

Squidward: sorry don't understand fancy talk

Squilliam: at least I can talk fancy blah blah blah!

Squidward: oh *@$# off!!!

Squilliam: never in all of my blah blah blah such language!

Davina: yes they are all idiots aren't they!?

(Scene five) boating school

narrator: Spongebob is down in the dumps he failed another driving test.

Spongebob: why cant I get it right dirt dirty barnacles!!!

Aqua: don't feel bad I cant do a lot of things.

Spongebob: (stares) like what?

Aqua: well there's uh and there is oh well the rest does not matter you will pass someday

Spongebob: pardon my French but *@$#!

Aqua: (laughs)