Neep! I'm back! Whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sors? Do you have a fever? Are you well? Shana fan? Oh well. I like her like this too, so it's okay. Now everyone, get ready! Let's all bash Lavitz!
Shana floated along on her wings, while Lavitz rode a horse he had pinched off a cart in Lohan. Okay, so it wasn't much of a horse, but he did get it off a cart in Lohan. Okay okay! It was a shetland pony that had been on a children's ride, but that doesn't matter does it?
"Wouldn't it be easier to fly?" Shana asked.
"Albert has my Dragoon spirit." Lavitz sniffled and spontaneously burst into tears crying on Shana's shoulder about all the trouble he went through for Albert and then Dart and then he got possessed and then someone thought to use and Angel's Prayer and now he got stuck as a muse to an author he doesn't like, and-
"Okay, enough whining boy! Your problem is you don't want to face reality. You need a good-" Shana then fried the man in front of her with her dragon. Dr. Phil was no more! Mwahahahahahaha!
"He scares me." Lavitz commented as they stepped over the charred corpse. Lavitz had decided it would be easier if he carried the pony, so now the pony was hitching a ride on Lavitz.
"Why are you carrying the pony Lavitz?" Shana asked. She personally thought the pony had more personality than Lavitz, and was gaining more personality herself because I'm actually starting to like her.
"Because I think it'll help. Remember how stupid things seem to always help in a quest?" Lavitz said.
"Ya! We seemed to help didn't we?" She replied, reminiscing about the good times. Being rescued and all that.
"You two are looking for cookies?" A man with silver hair asked. It took a few moments for them to realize who he was.
"Lloyd!" The two explained simultaneously.
"Yes it's me. Now look, do you want cookies?" He asked. He was always irratable when doing jobs for the author.
"You know where to find cookies?" Shana asked, her eyes brightning and a grin crossing her face.
Lavitz charged at Lloyd, not even a dragoon this time, brandishing his spear. Lloyd didn't even bat an eyelash. He did what he would have done if Sony hadn't been so annoying and made him introduce the Dragon Buster.
He ran the stupid man through anyway.
"Lloyd? Do you have an Angel's Prayer for that?" Shana asked. She didn't like Lloyd, and apparently Lavitz didn't either, but the author seemed to think he was okay.
"I think I've got one." He rumaged in his back pack which the author gave him. The pony looked for food in his pouch.
"Aw! She's hungry!" Shana said. "What do ponies eat?"
"Grass usually. Here's your Angel's Prayer." He handed her the glowing orb. She held it over Lavitz and it reacted by spinning around and sparkling then Lavitz began to wake up.
"Dammit! I wanted a male angel!" was the first thing out of his mouth. He saw the blank look on everyone's faces.
"I'm not dead am I?" He asked. They shook their heads. "Oh, uh, oh."
"Dart was right! So, were you and Albert ever really-" Lloyd began to pester him on behalf of the author, whom he spoke for.
"I don't want to say! Shut up and tell us where the cookies are!" Lavitz yelled spooking the pony who trampled him viciously.
"Lloyd, another Angel's Prayer?" Shana asked. She now understood a few things because the author has choosen to give her a little knowledge because otherwise things wouldn't be interesting because there would be a pair of ditzes and that would be no fun.
Shana floated along on her wings, while Lavitz rode a horse he had pinched off a cart in Lohan. Okay, so it wasn't much of a horse, but he did get it off a cart in Lohan. Okay okay! It was a shetland pony that had been on a children's ride, but that doesn't matter does it?
"Wouldn't it be easier to fly?" Shana asked.
"Albert has my Dragoon spirit." Lavitz sniffled and spontaneously burst into tears crying on Shana's shoulder about all the trouble he went through for Albert and then Dart and then he got possessed and then someone thought to use and Angel's Prayer and now he got stuck as a muse to an author he doesn't like, and-
"Okay, enough whining boy! Your problem is you don't want to face reality. You need a good-" Shana then fried the man in front of her with her dragon. Dr. Phil was no more! Mwahahahahahaha!
"He scares me." Lavitz commented as they stepped over the charred corpse. Lavitz had decided it would be easier if he carried the pony, so now the pony was hitching a ride on Lavitz.
"Why are you carrying the pony Lavitz?" Shana asked. She personally thought the pony had more personality than Lavitz, and was gaining more personality herself because I'm actually starting to like her.
"Because I think it'll help. Remember how stupid things seem to always help in a quest?" Lavitz said.
"Ya! We seemed to help didn't we?" She replied, reminiscing about the good times. Being rescued and all that.
"You two are looking for cookies?" A man with silver hair asked. It took a few moments for them to realize who he was.
"Lloyd!" The two explained simultaneously.
"Yes it's me. Now look, do you want cookies?" He asked. He was always irratable when doing jobs for the author.
"You know where to find cookies?" Shana asked, her eyes brightning and a grin crossing her face.
Lavitz charged at Lloyd, not even a dragoon this time, brandishing his spear. Lloyd didn't even bat an eyelash. He did what he would have done if Sony hadn't been so annoying and made him introduce the Dragon Buster.
He ran the stupid man through anyway.
"Lloyd? Do you have an Angel's Prayer for that?" Shana asked. She didn't like Lloyd, and apparently Lavitz didn't either, but the author seemed to think he was okay.
"I think I've got one." He rumaged in his back pack which the author gave him. The pony looked for food in his pouch.
"Aw! She's hungry!" Shana said. "What do ponies eat?"
"Grass usually. Here's your Angel's Prayer." He handed her the glowing orb. She held it over Lavitz and it reacted by spinning around and sparkling then Lavitz began to wake up.
"Dammit! I wanted a male angel!" was the first thing out of his mouth. He saw the blank look on everyone's faces.
"I'm not dead am I?" He asked. They shook their heads. "Oh, uh, oh."
"Dart was right! So, were you and Albert ever really-" Lloyd began to pester him on behalf of the author, whom he spoke for.
"I don't want to say! Shut up and tell us where the cookies are!" Lavitz yelled spooking the pony who trampled him viciously.
"Lloyd, another Angel's Prayer?" Shana asked. She now understood a few things because the author has choosen to give her a little knowledge because otherwise things wouldn't be interesting because there would be a pair of ditzes and that would be no fun.