Okay, this is finally getting updated! Woohaha! Anyway, I am apparently a Shana fan in case you hadn't heard yet. I sympathize with NoRestForTheWicked. We're both in the same boat.
"Lloyd, I don't think we had the same idea about how I should sneak into the castle." Lavitz complained as they walked through Bale. Lloyd and Shana had managed to dress him up in one of Meru's old dresses. Shana thought Lavitz looked a little to comfortable walking around in it.
"Look, I don't want to strain myself too much by causing everyone not to see you, so now you just look like a girl." Lloyd replied.
"And you have the advantage of being the only complete idiot here." Shana added.
"Wonder why that is..." Lloyd said accidentally.
"Simple," Shana began. "The author likes you, so she's nice to you. I was nice to her while she was writing me as stupid so she started giving me brains and well... she just doesn't seem to like you Lavitz."
"I wish I knew why. She used to." he moaned on about this for quite some time, until his companions left him stranded.
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"...And it must have been that other author she lkies so much who did this!" Lavitz came to his conclusion after well over an hour of pouting and pondering. "I must go and destroy him!"
"Lavitz! We've got a way to get cookies!" Shana called.
"Really?" He asked.
"Apparently Shana's Cookinator (tm Karla) is capable of being a normal oven. Now all we need are the ingredients." Lloyd explained.
"Why the Cookinator?" Lavitz asked.
"Because I have a Cookinator Mach II now." Shana replied. She pulled out a glowing oven with several settings on it.
"What does it do?" the now illfated Lavitz asked.
"This." Shana replied. She pressed 'Muffin' and a beam of light shot out. It hit Lavitz and turned his head into a muffin. Lavitz preceded to run around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
Okay, it's short. We have Sors to thank for the Mach II, much applause for the idea of the muffin setting. Never fear, it still has it's cookie setting.
"Lloyd, I don't think we had the same idea about how I should sneak into the castle." Lavitz complained as they walked through Bale. Lloyd and Shana had managed to dress him up in one of Meru's old dresses. Shana thought Lavitz looked a little to comfortable walking around in it.
"Look, I don't want to strain myself too much by causing everyone not to see you, so now you just look like a girl." Lloyd replied.
"And you have the advantage of being the only complete idiot here." Shana added.
"Wonder why that is..." Lloyd said accidentally.
"Simple," Shana began. "The author likes you, so she's nice to you. I was nice to her while she was writing me as stupid so she started giving me brains and well... she just doesn't seem to like you Lavitz."
"I wish I knew why. She used to." he moaned on about this for quite some time, until his companions left him stranded.
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"...And it must have been that other author she lkies so much who did this!" Lavitz came to his conclusion after well over an hour of pouting and pondering. "I must go and destroy him!"
"Lavitz! We've got a way to get cookies!" Shana called.
"Really?" He asked.
"Apparently Shana's Cookinator (tm Karla) is capable of being a normal oven. Now all we need are the ingredients." Lloyd explained.
"Why the Cookinator?" Lavitz asked.
"Because I have a Cookinator Mach II now." Shana replied. She pulled out a glowing oven with several settings on it.
"What does it do?" the now illfated Lavitz asked.
"This." Shana replied. She pressed 'Muffin' and a beam of light shot out. It hit Lavitz and turned his head into a muffin. Lavitz preceded to run around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
Okay, it's short. We have Sors to thank for the Mach II, much applause for the idea of the muffin setting. Never fear, it still has it's cookie setting.