Davina: please don't hurt me! You will know what I mean if you read the
last chapter. Please, please don't hurt me!
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Narrator: Spongebob has just found out that aqua is pregnant.
Spongebob: come again?
Aqua: you heard me Spongebob
Spongebob: what are we going to do?
Aqua: I don't know genius
(Patrick's place)
Spongebob: guess what pat
Patrick: I give up!
Spongebob: I'm a father
Patrick: cool did I introduce you to the girl I am going out with.
Narrator: a beautiful mermaid with yellow and pink hair and vanilla colored tail sailed into the room.
Patrick: this is my girlfriend ice cream.
Spongebob: wow
Patrick: (to Spongebob quietly) I am going to ask her to marry me! And then we will have lots of ice creams!
Spongebob: keep dreaming Patrick.
( krusty krab)
Narrator: Spongebob is busy flipping patties.
Mr.krabs: hey Spongebob someone is here to see you
Narrator: ice cream is waiting for Spongebob patiently at one of the tables.
Spongebob: ice cream! What are you doing here?!
Ice cream: cant a girl come see her crush?
Spongebob: huh?
Ice cream: that's right Spongebob I've fallen madly in love with you
Spongebob: but what about Patrick?
Ice cream: you mean that hunk of strawberry? That obsesses about me night and day, always talking about me getting on my nerves Patrick? Heh well I could care less about him.
Spongebob: I have a girlfriend.
Ice cream: so?
Spongebob: I am not going to cheat on her. She has my baby
Ice cream: I could have your baby!
Spongebob: you disgust me get out my sight!
( Spongebobs house)
Marina: uncle spongy have you been working out? You look positively beefy! Has aqua said anything about that?
Spongebob: nope she's to busy thinking about our baby.
Marina: are you going to marry her?
Spongebob: (ponders the thought) how can I marry her? I'm not ready to marry anyone I love aqua. And she is gorgeous and it is my fault she is pregnant. But I have been single forever!!!
Marina: just ask her she has no reason to say no.
Spongebob: your right marina but I'm just not ready. Not ready to have a family anyway.
(Squidwards place)
squidward: (standing in front of the mirror) gosh I'm so gorgeous. There should be a country named after me!
Snelli: squidy darling what's the matter?
Squidward: I have looks and talents but I don't have girlfriend.
Snelli: I cant imagine why.
Squidward: I wish aqua was my girlfriend
Snelli: I heard aqua Is pregnant squidy you best leave her alone
Squidward: yeah well Spongebob got lucky. Hey where are you going?
Snelli: I am going to see my child marina and my boyfriend gary. Spongebob doesn't know how lucky he is now that he is going to have a family. Like I do. You should have one you would probably less grumpy.
Squidward: I don't need a family to be happy.
Snelli: I know I cant be happy with out my baby marina.
Squidward: pah
Snelli: good night uncle squidy
Spongebob: come again?
Aqua: you heard me Spongebob
Spongebob: what are we going to do?
Aqua: I don't know genius
(Patrick's place)
Spongebob: guess what pat
Patrick: I give up!
Spongebob: I'm a father
Patrick: cool did I introduce you to the girl I am going out with.
Narrator: a beautiful mermaid with yellow and pink hair and vanilla colored tail sailed into the room.
Patrick: this is my girlfriend ice cream.
Spongebob: wow
Patrick: (to Spongebob quietly) I am going to ask her to marry me! And then we will have lots of ice creams!
Spongebob: keep dreaming Patrick.
( krusty krab)
Narrator: Spongebob is busy flipping patties.
Mr.krabs: hey Spongebob someone is here to see you
Narrator: ice cream is waiting for Spongebob patiently at one of the tables.
Spongebob: ice cream! What are you doing here?!
Ice cream: cant a girl come see her crush?
Spongebob: huh?
Ice cream: that's right Spongebob I've fallen madly in love with you
Spongebob: but what about Patrick?
Ice cream: you mean that hunk of strawberry? That obsesses about me night and day, always talking about me getting on my nerves Patrick? Heh well I could care less about him.
Spongebob: I have a girlfriend.
Ice cream: so?
Spongebob: I am not going to cheat on her. She has my baby
Ice cream: I could have your baby!
Spongebob: you disgust me get out my sight!
( Spongebobs house)
Marina: uncle spongy have you been working out? You look positively beefy! Has aqua said anything about that?
Spongebob: nope she's to busy thinking about our baby.
Marina: are you going to marry her?
Spongebob: (ponders the thought) how can I marry her? I'm not ready to marry anyone I love aqua. And she is gorgeous and it is my fault she is pregnant. But I have been single forever!!!
Marina: just ask her she has no reason to say no.
Spongebob: your right marina but I'm just not ready. Not ready to have a family anyway.
(Squidwards place)
squidward: (standing in front of the mirror) gosh I'm so gorgeous. There should be a country named after me!
Snelli: squidy darling what's the matter?
Squidward: I have looks and talents but I don't have girlfriend.
Snelli: I cant imagine why.
Squidward: I wish aqua was my girlfriend
Snelli: I heard aqua Is pregnant squidy you best leave her alone
Squidward: yeah well Spongebob got lucky. Hey where are you going?
Snelli: I am going to see my child marina and my boyfriend gary. Spongebob doesn't know how lucky he is now that he is going to have a family. Like I do. You should have one you would probably less grumpy.
Squidward: I don't need a family to be happy.
Snelli: I know I cant be happy with out my baby marina.
Squidward: pah
Snelli: good night uncle squidy